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Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.
freak in the sheets as well as in most other locations
no school ever prepared me for what would turn out to be my principal preoccupation as an adult: making sure i cook and eat all the food i bought before it goes bad
close enough, welcome back ninejackrose
Learn your history!!!!
I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???
AO3 authors in the lab creating ships purely for research purposes:
Creating ships for the tax write-off
Creating ships to get that fucking whale.
merry drugs to those who celebrate
Okay do not take this as an actual accusation or evidence of anything, but Matt's behavior reminds me so much of my Too Much Adderall Posting Era.
See, the right amount of Adderall does make you good at posting. Too much Adderall makes you hypersensitive and lowers your inhibitions. Everything is a personal insult. It's like having a demon on your shoulder that constantly whispers "You remember the facts correctly. Hit post milady, they will cower before your knowledge. Hit post."
shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode
Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode
notice how everyone is horny today
I think if a fairy showed up at my house like yeah they are not real but there is narrative precedent for that. a fairy, if it existed, would show up at a house. i just need to suspend one disbelief everything else tracks. it's a big surprise, but a singular one. i would know how to get with the programm pretty quick.
if a walrus knocked at my door there would be many more fucking questions than one. a walrus showing up at my house? knowing that knocking is the required social etiquette? having reasons to know on my door and somehow the ability to do that despite having no arms? said walrus coming to me of all people?? a walrus being real is the least of my concerns at that point why the fuck does it need my help what kind of problem can I solve that a socially aware and apparently findextrous walrus fucking can't
“Thought that was a beautiful butch lesbian but it’s just a man” did you know these things aren’t mutually exclusive
anyways shout out to butch lesbians who are also men, if you have a million fans I am one of them, if you have one fan that fan is me, if you have no fans, I am no longer alive, if the world is against butch lesbians who are also men, I am against the world
big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.
big fan of characters who are always leaving. who constantly have a suitcase in their hand. characters who start planning their exit the moment they arrive and get nervous when the people in their lives start to Know them. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course
"I don't like old sci-fi shows, the special effects look too cheesy" you are incapable of joy. Go to the dungeon.
"don't go grocery shopping when hungry" doesn't work for me because Not Hungry Me cannot conceive of a universe in which food is needed so she buys like a cup of pomegranate seeds and some fancy cheese and thinks that'll get us through the week.
good news for girls! ive invented a new game called "im hunting you for sport" its so easy to play all u have to do is try not to worry about it
