waddup

lazy in regards to updating my blog, oh well

[energyprison]

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

[goldensunset]

i miss kingdom hearts. i really do

[artemissoftstepper]

need a bad sleep reset

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

[voxelfoxkae]

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

I am going to unfold all of your clean laundry and leave it in a pile on your bed

[depsidase]

[ostolero]

I have three beverages advising me at all times

[okthatsgreat]

hahaah later haters!! *does a super awesome trick on my bike* *turns to see if you saw that* *falls into an extremely avoidable road obstacle and dies

[foulserpent]

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

[pacmastermeow]

i don't believe such a time ever existed

[foulserpent]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this is hilarious actually bring it back

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[were--ralph]

butch lesbians, bears in jockstraps, trans bears, and autistic furries are the four pillars of society

[curseworm]

this is not my beautiful circus..these are not my beautiful monkeys

[curseworm]

[libertineangel]

And you may find yourself crammed into a very small automobile...

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[kangarookawaii]

shwoing of her grub

#hergrub

[spookberry]

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

[schnuffel-danny]

OK bisexual (czech)

[spookberry]

Hell yeah 🤙

[the-ghost-king]

Biczechual

[snoozlebee]

I think you should be allowed to obliterate everyone responsible for making weight loss ads with your mind

[greelin]

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[sludgebitch]

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime