Ningen・✖

 loves art and music.

[artistwhatdrawsonaphoner-deacti]

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

[cactionjosh]

“Push me to the edge, all my friends are dead”

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[tae-kun]

I feel like Kanye is that one guy you don’t invite to parties… but he still finds out about the party..

*House Party jamming*

-Kanye pulls up with Bound 2 blasting in his car-

Sza- damn it! who told this nigga we were having a party?

Chance the Rapper- i swear i didn’t tweet anything this time

Jayz- *in a corner acting mad suspect* 

*kanye knocks on the door*

Kanye- Hey gang, i heard you guys were having a little get together

Childish Gambino- Yeaa.. kinda, but we’re about to shut things down in a bit.. sooo..

Kanye- *shoves his way in* nonsense Gambino o pal, the party is just getting started 

Childish Gambino- did this nigga just call me…..

Kanye- wow, looks like everyone really is here, thats great!

Kanye- you guys mind if i play one of my new songs, its straight fire.

Beyonce- oh no kanye sweetheart, like Donald said we’re about to shut things down and go soon..

Kanye- it’ll just be one song, i want you guys to leave here just as inspired as i am *plugs his phone into the AUX cord*

SchoolBoy Q- This nigga crazy for real huh

-Kanye plays poop di scoop on a 10 min loop-

Childish Gambino-

Kevin Hart- *peeks around the corner*

Rihanna- 

Chance the Rapper-

Kendrick Lamar-

Schoolboy Q-

Kanye-

Kid Cudi-

[evooob]

People on tumblr: omg you are beautiful!!

people in real life:

[dulect]

“Katy Perry and Ariana Grande aren’t friends”

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[stream]

[marsapartment]

I wasn’t prepared

[forever90s]

[mmmmememeemememeeoeoowwoowwww-d]

[thursday]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

friend: let’s go to mcdonalds!

me: 

friend:  i’ll pay

me: 

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Let’s bring this mess back. ❤

[poor-old-faggot]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[baawri]

[vampirezigzagoon]

Every Exorcism movie

Priest: Unholy demon, release this soul in the name of Jesus Chr–

Demon:

[richwhore]

Priest:

[krys23]

[revengeofthemudbutt-deactivated]

This show is gold.

[amusementforme]

wow this is the first time in months i’ve actually seen the real post instead of the dialogue posted on screencaps of other shows

[padmedala]

The original is the best because everyone’s reactions are spot on

[therothwoman]

This is the first time I’ve EVER seen a gifset of the original scene.