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misterhippity

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

oeste-archived

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

fennwox

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

sharkchunks

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

jackpumpkinqueen

Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…

stumposaurusrex

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steven-universe-official-deacti

This reminds me of that old trollface comic where the guy just puts the tv on the edge of a building.

ok-dingo

steven-universe-official-deacti

I’ve been looking for that for years, thank you.

kuvirametalbender

I cant believe it’s the year of our lord 2017 and you made me read a troll comic with my own two eyes

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iamgoingtoeatyoursoul-blog

THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS

rockyhorrorpicturechic

What am I going to do now?

damndanyul

You can die happily

gaaraofsburbia

#the blood oath is fulfilled #i am free

centripulo-deactivated20180629

HERE YOU GO GUYS HAVE A PRESENT

joederartist-moved

gifcraft

outrunmyself

I will never not reblog this. The 2 guys in the back are just ❤❤❤

running-on-oatmeal

Always reblog.

golddsharkk

people who get hyped up for other people are the greatest people you can have in your life.

unpretty

whenever i see some shady-as-hell infographic about how cheap it is to eat healthy it’s like… do you people know about mac and cheese? like why are you comparing everything to big macs when mac and cheese exists. a box of super cheap mac and cheese costs about forty cents. for a buck you can get enough margarine to make eight boxes of mac and cheese. a half-gallon of milk is like a buck fifty and that’s sixteen boxes of mac and cheese. so like $3.20 for mac and cheese plus $1 for margarine plus $1.50 for milk and now you have about sixteen meals (assuming two meals to a box) with enough milk left over for a box of cereal that you probably also got for $1. $6.70 and you’re set for the week. another two bucks will get you a loaf of white bread and a jar of peanut butter, another variation on the continuing theme of eating nothing but carbs and fat. that’s the fucking baseline you’ve got to compete with if you’re going to convince me that it’s fiscally feasible for someone who’s broke as shit to switch to a healthy diet, not the goddamn dollar menu.

warp6

I saw “shady-as-hell infographic about how cheap it is to eat healthy” and knew this was going to be a good post.

anerdyfeminist

YUP. And those things never take into account the TIME involved in turning their cheap “healthy” ingredients into an edible form vs just smearing PB on white bread

cognitionandperceptiondisorder

oix

thrilled-d

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thequotejournals

Discover why you’re important, then refuse to settle for anyone who doesn’t completely agree.

Fisher Amelie, Thomas & January (via thequotejournals)

sixpenceee

Super adorable photo of an owl hiding from rain taken by photographer Tanja Brandt.

rhysand-vs-fenrys

Rowan looking for Aelin

the-almighty-me-called-jojo

Totoro waiting for the bus

sixpenceee

Sun setting over UCSB via reddit user drewmighty

on-the-precipice

Guys. This is what a national chain store trolling Trump looks like. A bunch of dystopian novels with a sign (I presume) meant for the travel section.

Support your local disgruntled bookstore manager with a dark sense of humor.