tanuki

i can be trusted with regulus black.

[bakedookie]

hello. i am tanuki (he/him). i charge a fee of 1 takoyaki ball to view my posts. payment is accepted in my inbox.

i like both the marauders era and the golden trio era.

i can’t be normal though, as my current favorite ship is regulus/harry. i enjoy it best when harry is thrown back into the marauders era, or when regulus is dragged into the golden trio era. half of the fun is seeing either of them in a place they don’t belong, around the same age. i’m trying to coin a ship name for them. i don’t really like the sound of regharry. starscar, perhaps?

aside from those two, i do enjoy drarry as well. harry just deserves a slytherin boyfriend from the black family.

at this point, i enjoy jegulus mostly in memes rather than fan-fiction, and have grown fond of jily when it’s in the background of regharry during the marauders era.

i’m also pro-fiction/pro-ship. though i don’t really care for incest, and my worst age gap pairing (16/20) is for a different fandom, so you won’t see much about those kinds of topics here.

i also enjoy BOYS be MAID !

reiran yaoi reigns supreme 💚💙

(if you also couldn’t tell, i really like tanukis)

[borsukuje]

"smaller, slighter, and rather less handsome than Sirius had been"

so, a bishōnen?

[teddytheartist]

People Holding Harry through the ages ✶⋆.˚

go kick me here -> Inst | twt

[bakedookie]

dont ruin a good smut premise with a daddy kink. just don’t do it

[bakedookie]

tumblr is like the only place people will go “oh my god i really just can’t stand [character’s uncensored name] like i just really hate them.

#[character’s name]” as if fans of that character want to see that shit

[bakedookie]

you can’t hate draco malfoy and think he’s an irredeemable bigot while liking regulus black and thinking he’s just a misunderstood abused boy who didn’t want to be a death eater. it doesn’t work that way buddy.

[bakedookie]

i’m realizing something about the marauders fandom

[bakedookie]

evil is about…

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realized i have free will (can post links to the cute tanuki images i see on twitter on here)

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Regulus: Is it hot in here or is it just me?

Harry: It’s you.

Regulus: What?

Harry: What?

[nomnomwotsits]

Dorcas, in an incredibly serious tone of voice, trying to come out to Regulus: You ever feel like kissing girls?

Regulus, not even glancing up from his homework to reply: Never.

Dorcas: What?

Regulus: What?

[bakedookie]

i enjoy a harry that is a bit too horny for regulus (his canon description of regulus be damned)

[bakedookie]

a barnes & nobles opened near me recently. i’ve spent $200 there already.

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i went out to check the mail (since i forgot to saturday) and coincidentally ran into my door dasher right as she was walking up to the house