liv

she/her

[meloetta]

my bf texted me a picture of a mysterious big black roach looking bug on the floor and hasn’t answered me since… rip

[emosad420]

dam u think that roach givin him the succ?

[meloetta]

[thekidsfromyestergay]

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.

[themoonandmyman]

Wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

[thickness-protection-program]

My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

[thickness-protection-program]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[pissvortex]

I took her to my mouse hole then I squeaked it

[monstermonger]

Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:

[monstermonger]

oops I was told you can only see the photo if you have a bsky account, so here's a screenshot of it!

[bo-an-aro]

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

[sullina]

you’re actually correct!

Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size

[detrout]

Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs

[leveragehunters]

Behold, a (hu)man!

[kirkegarde]

The bird that torments Prometheus learned something

[shithowdy]

[myspace]

Kid Pix Deluxe 4 (2004)

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[jumex]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[brandneweyescd]

you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?

[brandneweyescd]

you don't like meow meow ? 🐈 ? mrrp mrrp ?

[savioseal]

Three qualities of a great cat

[brandneweyescd]

talkative affectionate and large

[depsidase]

[bakedzitii]

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[circumgutter]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

[6qubed]

the wailing phantom

[everythingfox]

1 brain cell

[haaarpb]

i love both my beautiful daughters