my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing
i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second
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my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing
i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second
if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this
do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive.
nature is amazing
DONT DRINK AND DRIVE, but yes please watch this it’s Fuckn GREAT
with this guys plethora of skills I honestly believed for a minute that he was just really weird and not at all drunk
THE ENDING OMFG WATCH TILL THE ENDING
EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS
*screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier
his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature
hey everyone. i make swords for a living and i need your help
these are the two anvils that my town has. the sword i’ve been asked to make crafted from titanium, which has a melting point of 1660 degrees, but the anvils are made out of nickel (melting point is 1453 degrees) and iron (melting point is 1535 degrees) respectively. should i still try to make the sword on these anvils, knowing that they’d start to melt, or should i go look for an anvil with a higher melting point so that i can make the best sword i can?
im glad you all agree that we shouldn’t have to settle for the lesser of two anvils
When you’re a nanny and you make a terrifying discovery about one of the kids toys
Toy: K is for Kite! KKK!”
He sucked his cats dick
THE ANIMATION IN BAMBI IS MUCH MORE ACCURATE THAN I REALISED HOLY SHITNUGGETS
what are deers even trying to accomplish
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
somebody: if you REALLY cared about things you'd remember them
me, a person with memory problems who consistently forgets information pertaining to things and people i love deeply: okay
Finally…
[via]
“what are we doing?”
They both know they got too much money to be blowing bubbles
bodybuilding dot com thread where two guys argue about how many days are in a week
I lost my baby Roxy Bean on Friday. I spent every dollar I had, including my rent money on trying to save Bean’s life. She died without me by her side (her heart gave out before I could get there and she suffered for two days in the hospital before succumbing to the parvo virus). It haunts me. On top of the worst grief of my life, I still owe $1500 (I didn’t qualify for a vet credit card) before they’ll give me her ashes. She’s still alone in that damn hospital. I considered a gofundme but gofundme takes a percentage from each donation, and makes you sign up with gofundme to donate. So, I’ve decided PayPal is the easiest, least inconvenient method and doesn’t take a fee or make you sign up. My PayPal is [email protected] anything you can donate will get me that much closer to getting my baby’s remains home. I understand not everyone has the financial privilege to donate, so even sharing this would help tremendously.