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[ranger-truth]

Guys, guys, let’s get back into Animorphs!!!

They are all free to read with Applegate’s permission on the animorphs website!

Oh yeah babey

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[gravityofstars]

She has also written some absolutely amazing books recently.

These are just a few of them. I read The One and Only Ivan to my students every year (and there’s a sequel coming out in May!).

Every one of her books I’ve read has been beautifully written. Yes, they’re written for children, but you won’t regret reading a single one of them. Applegate is hands-down my favorite middle grades author.

Read. Her. Books.

[gravityofstars]

Also this

[ophidahlia]

Animorphs says trans rights

[railroadsoftware]

did anyone actually ever read those animorph books

[sonypraystation]

just stared at the covers for a concerningly long amount of time before putting it back where i found it

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@otahkoapisiakii

[otahkoapisiakii]

I can’t quite place my finger on the name for the feeling this conveys, but it is an extremely Big Mood

[halleycomets]

does the existence of redwall abbey imply that there is a mouse pope? more at 11

[halleycomets]

i want to address the point that the redwall creatures seemed like protestants with the fact that this further implies a Mouse Reformation, featuring a mouse dissident and indeed.. a mouse pope

[elucubrare]

While it is indeed possible that the theology of Redwall had deviated from the dicta of the Mouse Pope (Pope Mus IV), Protestants don’t, as far as I or the internet knows, have much of a monastic tradition, thus proving that they are Catholic and fall under the jurisdiction of the Holy (Mouse) See. In this essay, I will show that Martin the Warrior should have been excommunicated for his heresies

[baroquespiral]

flagrantly disregarding the possibility that the Redwall animals could be Orthodox

[keshetchai]

Guys they are Anglican, this means not only is there a mouse pope there was a mouse king who really wanted a divorce

[cryoverkiltmilk]

At mouse scale, that would be Henry the 1/8th.

[halleycomets]

this is the only valid speculation thread my post has created

[galwednesday]

Henry the VIII was 6′2″ and weighed about 200 pounds even in his sprightly, athletic, pre-knee injury incarnation, which would put a to-scale Henry the 1/8th at a frankly terrifying 25 pounds. 

Can you imagine being an Elderly Frail Mouse Pope with an enraged 25 pound mouse bearing down on you to question your supreme religious authority? If I had been the mouse pope, there never would have been a reformation, because I would have immediately given Terrifying Colossus Mouse King Henry the 1/8th any annulment he fucking wanted

[residentgayfriend]

so my english teacher put up new posters in her class and

[douxreviews]

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[chryswatchesgot]

Chrys Watches Got [x]

[vagueenthusiast]

And the award for most relatable Harry Potter quote goes to:

“No, I’m fine,” said Harry, wondering why he kept telling people this, and wondering whether he had ever been less fine.

[bob-belcher]

[potato-chips-in-the-bath]

my housemate was joking about me having an affair with someone, but she got stuck on a gender-neutral word for mistress/master and said mattress

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oh fuck it turns out i love my friends very much

[dailyezra]

Ezra Miller at the Dior Homme pre-fall 2019 runway show in Tokyo, Japan

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[tina-goldstn]

Ummmm I’m sorry did Callum make this?! YOU CANT EAT THEM

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