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I’m bald in every universe btw

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This creator is problematic because they have sex sometimes

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Hugs and kisses?

No bro poops and pisses

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How life feels when I remember I’m not pregnant and I’ve never been pregnant

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my most american trait is that i love hanging out in a parking lot

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Your skincare routine doesn’t work because you’re a bad person

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Highschool was so weird because you had to ask permission to do a human function (pissing) and they had the right to say no

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Opened a cooking tin and it was just full of cookies. watha hell where are my sewing supplies??

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I’ll never be him

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lactose intolerance was created by the poop industry to create more poop

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“Northern Ireland”

Hey what if I kill you? What then?

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God wants you to be cringe it’s okay

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you can do a fake british accent but watch out

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Flint Lockwood has a feeder kink

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I’m bigender like a clownfish

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Online friendships are so weird and so wholesome like yea I have a friend in Vietnam that ruined her entire sleep schedule just to talk with me

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Nvm she sent me porn

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Puppy Play