Our relationship is something you could only find in one of our

Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!

“And to you, Ballast

You are my rival

The volatile catalyst

Playing the part in my big revival.

I’ll admit,

I hate your stinkin’ guts

But don’t throw a fit

because you’ve taken me outta so many ruts.”

[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]

[[He mouths “I love you”]]

[[Markus, seeing Mcgees reaction, smiles and looks down, getting a little nervous]]

[[Ballast sits straight up in his chair. He hadn’t really been listening until His was mentioned and is now at full-attention ]]

[[Markus finishes his song, repeating the chorus one last time, stands and bows]] Thank you! Thanks you! Ill be here all week, i live here ;) [[ashe groans at his dumb joke]] [[Markus gets off the stage and walks over to ballast, smiling]]

Now, why would you make a promise cant keep?

[[Markus squints his eyes]] huh? What promise

There is not enough Velafi for “everyone”. [[Gives Markus a kiss]] Just me.

[[Markus smirks]] greedy~ [[he kisses back]]

Greed is an integral human gurrl,

[[Kyr furiously writes this down in his Human Relations guide]]

[[Markus scoffs and hangs his arms around ballasts shoulders ]] anyways i wrote you a song for velafintines day wheres my present ?[[markus jokes]]

[[Ballast grins]] Well, i did see this and think of you.

[[Hands Markus a wrapped box]]

[[Markus unwraps the box. Seeing the middle finger carved into a large rock, he glares at mcgee]] Wow. How sweet

Glad you liked it. It was hard to find. The store only had one left.

Where??? What kind of shop sells these wtf? [[Markus eyes the rock off carefully, checking for,, anything ]]

[[Ballast rolls his eyes]] Its called sarcasm. You know how you ise sleight of hand. Its sleight of tongue

[[Markus glares]] i know what sarcasm is, dumbass

[[Ballast gasps, hand to his mouth]] Such vulgarity, think of the children.

What children? [[Markus looks over to gregor, sleeping]]. Hes not awake

#((I mean we've already hit the main points we were aiming for so we could try to wrap this up if you'd like))

I think you should just stop trying. [[Kisses Markus again]]

Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!

“And to you, Ballast

You are my rival

The volatile catalyst

Playing the part in my big revival.

I’ll admit,

I hate your stinkin’ guts

But don’t throw a fit

because you’ve taken me outta so many ruts.”

[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]

[[He mouths “I love you”]]

[[Markus, seeing Mcgees reaction, smiles and looks down, getting a little nervous]]

[[Ballast sits straight up in his chair. He hadn’t really been listening until His was mentioned and is now at full-attention ]]

[[Markus finishes his song, repeating the chorus one last time, stands and bows]] Thank you! Thanks you! Ill be here all week, i live here ;) [[ashe groans at his dumb joke]] [[Markus gets off the stage and walks over to ballast, smiling]]

Now, why would you make a promise cant keep?

[[Markus squints his eyes]] huh? What promise

There is not enough Velafi for “everyone”. [[Gives Markus a kiss]] Just me.

[[Markus smirks]] greedy~ [[he kisses back]]

Greed is an integral human gurrl,

[[Kyr furiously writes this down in his Human Relations guide]]

[[Markus scoffs and hangs his arms around ballasts shoulders ]] anyways i wrote you a song for velafintines day wheres my present ?[[markus jokes]]

[[Ballast grins]] Well, i did see this and think of you.

[[Hands Markus a wrapped box]]

[[Markus unwraps the box. Seeing the middle finger carved into a large rock, he glares at mcgee]] Wow. How sweet

Glad you liked it. It was hard to find. The store only had one left.

Where??? What kind of shop sells these wtf? [[Markus eyes the rock off carefully, checking for,, anything ]]

[[Ballast rolls his eyes]] Its called sarcasm. You know how you ise sleight of hand. Its sleight of tongue

[[Markus glares]] i know what sarcasm is, dumbass

[[Ballast gasps, hand to his mouth]] Such vulgarity, think of the children.

Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!

“And to you, Ballast

You are my rival

The volatile catalyst

Playing the part in my big revival.

I’ll admit,

I hate your stinkin’ guts

But don’t throw a fit

because you’ve taken me outta so many ruts.”

[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]

[[He mouths “I love you”]]

[[Markus, seeing Mcgees reaction, smiles and looks down, getting a little nervous]]

[[Ballast sits straight up in his chair. He hadn’t really been listening until His was mentioned and is now at full-attention ]]

[[Markus finishes his song, repeating the chorus one last time, stands and bows]] Thank you! Thanks you! Ill be here all week, i live here ;) [[ashe groans at his dumb joke]] [[Markus gets off the stage and walks over to ballast, smiling]]

Now, why would you make a promise cant keep?

[[Markus squints his eyes]] huh? What promise

There is not enough Velafi for “everyone”. [[Gives Markus a kiss]] Just me.

[[Markus smirks]] greedy~ [[he kisses back]]

Greed is an integral human gurrl,

[[Kyr furiously writes this down in his Human Relations guide]]

[[Markus scoffs and hangs his arms around ballasts shoulders ]] anyways i wrote you a song for velafintines day wheres my present ?[[markus jokes]]

[[Ballast grins]] Well, i did see this and think of you.

[[Hands Markus a wrapped box]]

[[Markus unwraps the box. Seeing the middle finger carved into a large rock, he glares at mcgee]] Wow. How sweet

Glad you liked it. It was hard to find. The store only had one left.

Where??? What kind of shop sells these wtf? [[Markus eyes the rock off carefully, checking for,, anything ]]

[[Ballast rolls his eyes]] Its called sarcasm. You know how you ise sleight of hand. Its sleight of tongue

Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!

“And to you, Ballast

You are my rival

The volatile catalyst

Playing the part in my big revival.

I’ll admit,

I hate your stinkin’ guts

But don’t throw a fit

because you’ve taken me outta so many ruts.”

[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]

[[He mouths “I love you”]]

[[Markus, seeing Mcgees reaction, smiles and looks down, getting a little nervous]]

[[Ballast sits straight up in his chair. He hadn’t really been listening until His was mentioned and is now at full-attention ]]

[[Markus finishes his song, repeating the chorus one last time, stands and bows]] Thank you! Thanks you! Ill be here all week, i live here ;) [[ashe groans at his dumb joke]] [[Markus gets off the stage and walks over to ballast, smiling]]

Now, why would you make a promise cant keep?

[[Markus squints his eyes]] huh? What promise

There is not enough Velafi for “everyone”. [[Gives Markus a kiss]] Just me.

[[Markus smirks]] greedy~ [[he kisses back]]

Greed is an integral human gurrl,

[[Kyr furiously writes this down in his Human Relations guide]]

[[Markus scoffs and hangs his arms around ballasts shoulders ]] anyways i wrote you a song for velafintines day wheres my present ?[[markus jokes]]

[[Ballast grins]] Well, i did see this and think of you.

[[Hands Markus a wrapped box]]

[[Markus unwraps the box. Seeing the middle finger carved into a large rock, he glares at mcgee]] Wow. How sweet

Glad you liked it. It was hard to find. The store only had one left.

Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!

“And to you, Ballast

You are my rival

The volatile catalyst

Playing the part in my big revival.

I’ll admit,

I hate your stinkin’ guts

But don’t throw a fit

because you’ve taken me outta so many ruts.”

[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]

[[He mouths “I love you”]]

[[Markus, seeing Mcgees reaction, smiles and looks down, getting a little nervous]]

[[Ballast sits straight up in his chair. He hadn’t really been listening until His was mentioned and is now at full-attention ]]

[[Markus finishes his song, repeating the chorus one last time, stands and bows]] Thank you! Thanks you! Ill be here all week, i live here ;) [[ashe groans at his dumb joke]] [[Markus gets off the stage and walks over to ballast, smiling]]

Now, why would you make a promise cant keep?

[[Markus squints his eyes]] huh? What promise

There is not enough Velafi for “everyone”. [[Gives Markus a kiss]] Just me.

[[Markus smirks]] greedy~ [[he kisses back]]

Greed is an integral human gurrl,

[[Kyr furiously writes this down in his Human Relations guide]]

[[Markus scoffs and hangs his arms around ballasts shoulders ]] anyways i wrote you a song for velafintines day wheres my present ?[[markus jokes]]

#((Its a large stone with a middle finger carved into it))

[[Ballast grins]] Well, i did see this and think of you.

[[Hands Markus a wrapped box]]

Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!

“And to you, Ballast

You are my rival

The volatile catalyst

Playing the part in my big revival.

I’ll admit,

I hate your stinkin’ guts

But don’t throw a fit

because you’ve taken me outta so many ruts.”

[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]

[[He mouths “I love you”]]

[[Markus, seeing Mcgees reaction, smiles and looks down, getting a little nervous]]

[[Ballast sits straight up in his chair. He hadn’t really been listening until His was mentioned and is now at full-attention ]]

[[Markus finishes his song, repeating the chorus one last time, stands and bows]] Thank you! Thanks you! Ill be here all week, i live here ;) [[ashe groans at his dumb joke]] [[Markus gets off the stage and walks over to ballast, smiling]]

Now, why would you make a promise cant keep?

[[Markus squints his eyes]] huh? What promise

There is not enough Velafi for “everyone”. [[Gives Markus a kiss]] Just me.

[[Markus smirks]] greedy~ [[he kisses back]]

#The #The Velafitine Special

Greed is an integral human gurrl,

[[Kyr furiously writes this down in his Human Relations guide]]

Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!

“And to you, Ballast

You are my rival

The volatile catalyst

Playing the part in my big revival.

I’ll admit,

I hate your stinkin’ guts

But don’t throw a fit

because you’ve taken me outta so many ruts.”

[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]

[[He mouths “I love you”]]

[[Markus, seeing Mcgees reaction, smiles and looks down, getting a little nervous]]

[[Ballast sits straight up in his chair. He hadn’t really been listening until His was mentioned and is now at full-attention ]]

[[Markus finishes his song, repeating the chorus one last time, stands and bows]] Thank you! Thanks you! Ill be here all week, i live here ;) [[ashe groans at his dumb joke]] [[Markus gets off the stage and walks over to ballast, smiling]]

Now, why would you make a promise cant keep?

[[Markus squints his eyes]] huh? What promise

There is not enough Velafi for "everyone". [[Gives Markus a kiss]] Just me.

#The Velafitine Special

Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!

“And to you, Ballast

You are my rival

The volatile catalyst

Playing the part in my big revival.

I’ll admit,

I hate your stinkin’ guts

But don’t throw a fit

because you’ve taken me outta so many ruts.”

[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]

[[He mouths “I love you”]]

[[Markus, seeing Mcgees reaction, smiles and looks down, getting a little nervous]]

[[Ballast sits straight up in his chair. He hadn’t really been listening until His was mentioned and is now at full-attention ]]

[[Markus finishes his song, repeating the chorus one last time, stands and bows]] Thank you! Thanks you! Ill be here all week, i live here ;) [[ashe groans at his dumb joke]] [[Markus gets off the stage and walks over to ballast, smiling]]

Now, why would you make a promise cant keep?

#The Velafitine Special

Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!

“And to you, Ballast

You are my rival

The volatile catalyst

Playing the part in my big revival.

I’ll admit,

I hate your stinkin’ guts

But don’t throw a fit

because you’ve taken me outta so many ruts.”

[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]

[[He mouths “I love you”]]

[[Markus, seeing Mcgees reaction, smiles and looks down, getting a little nervous]]

[[Ballast sits straight up in his chair. He hadn't really been listening until His was mentioned and is now at full-attention ]]

#the velafitine special

Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!

#The Velafitine Special #Gurrrrl

"And to you, Ballast

You are my rival

The volatile catalyst

Playing the part in my big revival.

I'll admit,

I hate your stinkin' guts

But don't throw a fit

because you've taken me outta so many ruts."

[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]

[[He mouths "I love you"]]

((Ballast's YouTube channel))

What's up gamers, coming at you with another Minecraft update.

*Shitty video cut and Markus is reluctantly sitting by him*

And I got my boyfriend Markus here.

*Gives him a peck on the cheek.*

So today we're gonna do [[Enter random Minecraft scenario]].

*10-15 minutes later*

Alright, so that wraps another BallastTheBest123 video don't forget to like comment and subscribe.

*Tips cowboy hat, and shitty half minute Animation with techno music playing is the outro*

#Ballask McGee #the Smooth Sailor #thrilling intent

askthog

“Make it 60 and a signed copy of your most recent book and we have a deal.”

@ballaskmcgee

#Ballask McGee #The Smooth Sailor

[[Ballast frowns then takes out Farce and some moldy food from his satchel]]

Mold, eheh, into Gold.

[[Ballast hands over the 60 and an additional 15 Gold Bills over along with the signed copy]]

Keep the change, gurrrl.

A ballad for my love

@askvelafi

"I just want to tell you how I am feeling

I have to make you understand

I will never give you up, nor let you down

I will never run around or desert you

I am never going to make you cry,

I am never going to say goodbye

I am never going to tell a lie and hurt you"

~ As pinned by the traveling bard Rick Astley.

#Ballask McGee #The Smooth Sailor #rick roll #Markast #Rick Astley #never gonna give you up

[Ya know…you should be nicer to your boyfriend…] - @lilmagg Ew definitely not @ballaskmcgee is horrible and I hate him >:(