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@ballaskmcgee
Are you dead yet (The blog not the person please don't die)
Yeh
Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!
“And to you, Ballast
You are my rival
The volatile catalyst
Playing the part in my big revival.
I’ll admit,
I hate your stinkin’ guts
But don’t throw a fit
because you’ve taken me outta so many ruts.”
[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]
[[He mouths “I love you”]]
[[Markus, seeing Mcgees reaction, smiles and looks down, getting a little nervous]]
[[Ballast sits straight up in his chair. He hadn’t really been listening until His was mentioned and is now at full-attention ]]
[[Markus finishes his song, repeating the chorus one last time, stands and bows]] Thank you! Thanks you! Ill be here all week, i live here ;) [[ashe groans at his dumb joke]] [[Markus gets off the stage and walks over to ballast, smiling]]
Now, why would you make a promise cant keep?
[[Markus squints his eyes]] huh? What promise
There is not enough Velafi for “everyone”. [[Gives Markus a kiss]] Just me.
[[Markus smirks]] greedy~ [[he kisses back]]
Greed is an integral human gurrl,
[[Kyr furiously writes this down in his Human Relations guide]]
[[Markus scoffs and hangs his arms around ballasts shoulders ]] anyways i wrote you a song for velafintines day wheres my present ?[[markus jokes]]
[[Ballast grins]] Well, i did see this and think of you.
[[Hands Markus a wrapped box]]
[[Markus unwraps the box. Seeing the middle finger carved into a large rock, he glares at mcgee]] Wow. How sweet
Glad you liked it. It was hard to find. The store only had one left.
Where??? What kind of shop sells these wtf? [[Markus eyes the rock off carefully, checking for,, anything ]]
[[Ballast rolls his eyes]] Its called sarcasm. You know how you ise sleight of hand. Its sleight of tongue
[[Markus glares]] i know what sarcasm is, dumbass
[[Ballast gasps, hand to his mouth]] Such vulgarity, think of the children.
What children? [[Markus looks over to gregor, sleeping]]. Hes not awake
I think you should just stop trying. [[Kisses Markus again]]
Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!
“And to you, Ballast
You are my rival
The volatile catalyst
Playing the part in my big revival.
I’ll admit,
I hate your stinkin’ guts
But don’t throw a fit
because you’ve taken me outta so many ruts.”
[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]
[[He mouths “I love you”]]
[[Markus, seeing Mcgees reaction, smiles and looks down, getting a little nervous]]
[[Ballast sits straight up in his chair. He hadn’t really been listening until His was mentioned and is now at full-attention ]]
[[Markus finishes his song, repeating the chorus one last time, stands and bows]] Thank you! Thanks you! Ill be here all week, i live here ;) [[ashe groans at his dumb joke]] [[Markus gets off the stage and walks over to ballast, smiling]]
Now, why would you make a promise cant keep?
[[Markus squints his eyes]] huh? What promise
There is not enough Velafi for “everyone”. [[Gives Markus a kiss]] Just me.
[[Markus smirks]] greedy~ [[he kisses back]]
Greed is an integral human gurrl,
[[Kyr furiously writes this down in his Human Relations guide]]
[[Markus scoffs and hangs his arms around ballasts shoulders ]] anyways i wrote you a song for velafintines day wheres my present ?[[markus jokes]]
[[Ballast grins]] Well, i did see this and think of you.
[[Hands Markus a wrapped box]]
[[Markus unwraps the box. Seeing the middle finger carved into a large rock, he glares at mcgee]] Wow. How sweet
Glad you liked it. It was hard to find. The store only had one left.
Where??? What kind of shop sells these wtf? [[Markus eyes the rock off carefully, checking for,, anything ]]
[[Ballast rolls his eyes]] Its called sarcasm. You know how you ise sleight of hand. Its sleight of tongue
[[Markus glares]] i know what sarcasm is, dumbass
[[Ballast gasps, hand to his mouth]] Such vulgarity, think of the children.
Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!
“And to you, Ballast
You are my rival
The volatile catalyst
Playing the part in my big revival.
I’ll admit,
I hate your stinkin’ guts
But don’t throw a fit
because you’ve taken me outta so many ruts.”
[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]
[[He mouths “I love you”]]
[[Markus, seeing Mcgees reaction, smiles and looks down, getting a little nervous]]
[[Ballast sits straight up in his chair. He hadn’t really been listening until His was mentioned and is now at full-attention ]]
[[Markus finishes his song, repeating the chorus one last time, stands and bows]] Thank you! Thanks you! Ill be here all week, i live here ;) [[ashe groans at his dumb joke]] [[Markus gets off the stage and walks over to ballast, smiling]]
Now, why would you make a promise cant keep?
[[Markus squints his eyes]] huh? What promise
There is not enough Velafi for “everyone”. [[Gives Markus a kiss]] Just me.
[[Markus smirks]] greedy~ [[he kisses back]]
Greed is an integral human gurrl,
[[Kyr furiously writes this down in his Human Relations guide]]
[[Markus scoffs and hangs his arms around ballasts shoulders ]] anyways i wrote you a song for velafintines day wheres my present ?[[markus jokes]]
[[Ballast grins]] Well, i did see this and think of you.
[[Hands Markus a wrapped box]]
[[Markus unwraps the box. Seeing the middle finger carved into a large rock, he glares at mcgee]] Wow. How sweet
Glad you liked it. It was hard to find. The store only had one left.
Where??? What kind of shop sells these wtf? [[Markus eyes the rock off carefully, checking for,, anything ]]
[[Ballast rolls his eyes]] Its called sarcasm. You know how you ise sleight of hand. Its sleight of tongue
Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!
“And to you, Ballast
You are my rival
The volatile catalyst
Playing the part in my big revival.
I’ll admit,
I hate your stinkin’ guts
But don’t throw a fit
because you’ve taken me outta so many ruts.”
[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]
[[He mouths “I love you”]]
[[Markus, seeing Mcgees reaction, smiles and looks down, getting a little nervous]]
[[Ballast sits straight up in his chair. He hadn’t really been listening until His was mentioned and is now at full-attention ]]
[[Markus finishes his song, repeating the chorus one last time, stands and bows]] Thank you! Thanks you! Ill be here all week, i live here ;) [[ashe groans at his dumb joke]] [[Markus gets off the stage and walks over to ballast, smiling]]
Now, why would you make a promise cant keep?
[[Markus squints his eyes]] huh? What promise
There is not enough Velafi for “everyone”. [[Gives Markus a kiss]] Just me.
[[Markus smirks]] greedy~ [[he kisses back]]
Greed is an integral human gurrl,
[[Kyr furiously writes this down in his Human Relations guide]]
[[Markus scoffs and hangs his arms around ballasts shoulders ]] anyways i wrote you a song for velafintines day wheres my present ?[[markus jokes]]
[[Ballast grins]] Well, i did see this and think of you.
[[Hands Markus a wrapped box]]
[[Markus unwraps the box. Seeing the middle finger carved into a large rock, he glares at mcgee]] Wow. How sweet
Glad you liked it. It was hard to find. The store only had one left.
Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!
“And to you, Ballast
You are my rival
The volatile catalyst
Playing the part in my big revival.
I’ll admit,
I hate your stinkin’ guts
But don’t throw a fit
because you’ve taken me outta so many ruts.”
[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]
[[He mouths “I love you”]]
[[Markus, seeing Mcgees reaction, smiles and looks down, getting a little nervous]]
[[Ballast sits straight up in his chair. He hadn’t really been listening until His was mentioned and is now at full-attention ]]
[[Markus finishes his song, repeating the chorus one last time, stands and bows]] Thank you! Thanks you! Ill be here all week, i live here ;) [[ashe groans at his dumb joke]] [[Markus gets off the stage and walks over to ballast, smiling]]
Now, why would you make a promise cant keep?
[[Markus squints his eyes]] huh? What promise
There is not enough Velafi for “everyone”. [[Gives Markus a kiss]] Just me.
[[Markus smirks]] greedy~ [[he kisses back]]
Greed is an integral human gurrl,
[[Kyr furiously writes this down in his Human Relations guide]]
[[Markus scoffs and hangs his arms around ballasts shoulders ]] anyways i wrote you a song for velafintines day wheres my present ?[[markus jokes]]
[[Ballast grins]] Well, i did see this and think of you.
[[Hands Markus a wrapped box]]
Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!
“And to you, Ballast
You are my rival
The volatile catalyst
Playing the part in my big revival.
I’ll admit,
I hate your stinkin’ guts
But don’t throw a fit
because you’ve taken me outta so many ruts.”
[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]
[[He mouths “I love you”]]
[[Markus, seeing Mcgees reaction, smiles and looks down, getting a little nervous]]
[[Ballast sits straight up in his chair. He hadn’t really been listening until His was mentioned and is now at full-attention ]]
[[Markus finishes his song, repeating the chorus one last time, stands and bows]] Thank you! Thanks you! Ill be here all week, i live here ;) [[ashe groans at his dumb joke]] [[Markus gets off the stage and walks over to ballast, smiling]]
Now, why would you make a promise cant keep?
[[Markus squints his eyes]] huh? What promise
There is not enough Velafi for “everyone”. [[Gives Markus a kiss]] Just me.
[[Markus smirks]] greedy~ [[he kisses back]]
Greed is an integral human gurrl,
[[Kyr furiously writes this down in his Human Relations guide]]
Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!
“And to you, Ballast
You are my rival
The volatile catalyst
Playing the part in my big revival.
I’ll admit,
I hate your stinkin’ guts
But don’t throw a fit
because you’ve taken me outta so many ruts.”
[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]
[[He mouths “I love you”]]
[[Markus, seeing Mcgees reaction, smiles and looks down, getting a little nervous]]
[[Ballast sits straight up in his chair. He hadn’t really been listening until His was mentioned and is now at full-attention ]]
[[Markus finishes his song, repeating the chorus one last time, stands and bows]] Thank you! Thanks you! Ill be here all week, i live here ;) [[ashe groans at his dumb joke]] [[Markus gets off the stage and walks over to ballast, smiling]]
Now, why would you make a promise cant keep?
[[Markus squints his eyes]] huh? What promise
There is not enough Velafi for "everyone". [[Gives Markus a kiss]] Just me.
Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!
“And to you, Ballast
You are my rival
The volatile catalyst
Playing the part in my big revival.
I’ll admit,
I hate your stinkin’ guts
But don’t throw a fit
because you’ve taken me outta so many ruts.”
[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]
[[He mouths “I love you”]]
[[Markus, seeing Mcgees reaction, smiles and looks down, getting a little nervous]]
[[Ballast sits straight up in his chair. He hadn’t really been listening until His was mentioned and is now at full-attention ]]
[[Markus finishes his song, repeating the chorus one last time, stands and bows]] Thank you! Thanks you! Ill be here all week, i live here ;) [[ashe groans at his dumb joke]] [[Markus gets off the stage and walks over to ballast, smiling]]
Now, why would you make a promise cant keep?
Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!
“And to you, Ballast
You are my rival
The volatile catalyst
Playing the part in my big revival.
I’ll admit,
I hate your stinkin’ guts
But don’t throw a fit
because you’ve taken me outta so many ruts.”
[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]
[[He mouths “I love you”]]
[[Markus, seeing Mcgees reaction, smiles and looks down, getting a little nervous]]
[[Ballast sits straight up in his chair. He hadn't really been listening until His was mentioned and is now at full-attention ]]
Another day of BEES VALENTINES THINGY!
"And to you, Ballast
You are my rival
The volatile catalyst
Playing the part in my big revival.
I'll admit,
I hate your stinkin' guts
But don't throw a fit
because you've taken me outta so many ruts."
[[Ballast looks genuinely touched]]
[[He mouths "I love you"]]
((Ballast's YouTube channel))
What's up gamers, coming at you with another Minecraft update.
*Shitty video cut and Markus is reluctantly sitting by him*
And I got my boyfriend Markus here.
*Gives him a peck on the cheek.*
So today we're gonna do [[Enter random Minecraft scenario]].
*10-15 minutes later*
Alright, so that wraps another BallastTheBest123 video don't forget to like comment and subscribe.
*Tips cowboy hat, and shitty half minute Animation with techno music playing is the outro*
“Make it 60 and a signed copy of your most recent book and we have a deal.”
@ballaskmcgee
[[Ballast frowns then takes out Farce and some moldy food from his satchel]]
Mold, eheh, into Gold.
[[Ballast hands over the 60 and an additional 15 Gold Bills over along with the signed copy]]
Keep the change, gurrrl.
A ballad for my love
@askvelafi
"I just want to tell you how I am feeling
I have to make you understand
I will never give you up, nor let you down
I will never run around or desert you
I am never going to make you cry,
I am never going to say goodbye
I am never going to tell a lie and hurt you"
~ As pinned by the traveling bard Rick Astley.
[Ya know…you should be nicer to your boyfriend…] - @lilmagg Ew definitely not @ballaskmcgee is horrible and I hate him >:(
Love you too sweetie.
That's a good question.
I've been in the industry longer than I've been a success.my personal favorite is an autobiographical work from my early days before i went to the Nautical genre.
It was called "Ballast McGee: A life in words", a real amazing piece of i do say so myself.
Where did you get that hat? (it's fucking hideous)
I’ll have you know I had it custom made at a renowned millinery shop. It was made to my special specifications. You’re not a proper McGee without a proper Hat.