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"I found a bunch of cool wizard stuff and it seems fine"

He says as the fancy amulet whispers to him

"Actually I think this amulet is cursed, it's narrating me"

He said stupidly

"HEY! There's no need to be rude"

Says the dummy

"That's it I'm calling the cleric with remove curse"

#dnd #cursed amulet

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I got smol to invite the new baby chicken from Minecraft to the ball pit

#minecraft #ducks #ball pit #chicken

So... I now realize it's been two years since I've posted here... Whoops anyways this is various tumblr memes I've seen to the tune of we didn't start the fire

Vanilla extract

Left beef call back

Pukicho

Dashcon oh shit

Flork of cows

Dashcon 2

France coastline paradox it's true

P M see more

Low SCP

Twitter Tumblr yaoi

We didn't tum the blr, it was always tumbling now my tummy's rumbling, we didn't tum the blr, I'll eat some acid spaghetti now I'm back and ready

#we didn't tum the blr #left beef #dashcon 2 #dashcon #twitter #tumblr #pmseymourva #battery acid spaghetti #florkofcows #we didn't start the fire

thechangelingmushroom

posts should be spelled poasts just to upset people

send poast

ballpitducky

Make it worce... Poactc

The c is making the s cound like in ice

Yec it'c bad

#evil #c making s sound #making thingc worce ic my paccion

ballpitducky

shhh dude we dont talk about my tumblr addiction </3

It's fine join me in the tumbler ball pit there's like 15 different snoms in here its sick

ballpitducky

I'm now realizing both this and my name are unintentionally dashcon references...

Not sure how I feel about this...

#dashcon 2 #ball pit #snomblr #accident #accidental reference #oops

ballpitducky

There is no pm Seymour,

there is no tumbler fame,

and there is no such thing as hubris

Just try me I've never gotten a post over 100 notes and it's not like this post will change that I shall be small forever like the tiny duck I am and by maintaining this small standing nobody will suspect a thing as I ascend to godhood and vaporize this mortal coil and no one will ever see this or read it or record it for it is all just fairy tales and pipe dreams you all shall fall when your own egotistical reckoning arrives but for me that day shall never come

ballpitducky

See told you it was fake at this point my godhood is all but assured you all shall seem feeble against my power

#tumblr #hubris #pmseymourva #pm seymour

There is no pm Seymour,

there is no tumbler fame,

and there is no such thing as hubris

Just try me I've never gotten a post over 100 notes and it's not like this post will change that I shall be small forever like the tiny duck I am and by maintaining this small standing nobody will suspect a thing as I ascend to godhood and vaporize this mortal coil and no one will ever see this or read it or record it for it is all just fairy tales and pipe dreams you all shall fall when your own egotistical reckoning arrives but for me that day shall never come

#tumblr #pmseymourva #pm seymour #megamind #hubris #rant #monologue #evil #joking #/j

just-shower-thoughts

Pools are reverse boats designed to keep land out

just-gay-thoughts

I am digging up a chunk of dirt and grass and plopping it into the pool while maintaining eye contact with you

ballpitducky

I saw this in a pm Seymour video and my only thought was: scooping up a handful of water and pouring it into a boat

just-gay-thoughts

The dirt does not negate the pool from functioning, the water negates the boat from functioning

ballpitducky

In both scenarios it does negate it from functioning if you add enough add a single cup of water to the boat and your fine but add too much and I doesn't function same applies to a pool a little bit of dirt and it just sits at the bottom but to much and now it doesn't work

#you cant poke holes in my logic #i thought this through a lot but hood try though

just-shower-thoughts

Pools are reverse boats designed to keep land out

just-gay-thoughts

I am digging up a chunk of dirt and grass and plopping it into the pool while maintaining eye contact with you

ballpitducky

I saw this in a pm Seymour video and my only thought was: scooping up a handful of water and pouring it into a boat

#theyre both for keeping water in and and land out a boat is made to keep water out but you can sure as hell still put it in

Yo yo yo I hate games that are like the original top down legend of zelda (don't look into my motivations for saying this)

#deltarune #deltarune ch3 #noimnotsalty #gettingtheshadowmantlesucks #deltarune spoilers

shhh dude we dont talk about my tumblr addiction </3

It's fine join me in the tumbler ball pit there's like 15 different snoms in here its sick

#snom #snomblr #ball pit

i have been here since june 2023 <3

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HAHA IM ON UR TUMBLRRRRRR

in all seriousness i jumped for joy when u showed me it this morning lmaoo

How did YOU get here!?!

ballpitducky

Chonny jash fan 🫵 (me too)

Yessir, along with tally hall and Miracle musical

thechangelingmushroom

REAL

ballpitducky

Ikr but honestly while time machine reprise is good, the original time machine is such a bop free floating temporally is also just such a banger line

thechangelingmushroom

validddd Cannibal is my favorite Tally Hall song just in general tbh

ballpitducky

Big mood for me my favorite tally hall song is &, but for miracle musical it's gotta be time machine, or dream sweet in sea major bot are cool

thechangelingmushroom

DREAM SWEET IN SEA MAJOR ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ absolute banger song also Murders goes hard

ballpitducky

OMG IT SO DOES AND NO ONE EXPECTS IT TO BE THE F***ING TIKTOK SOUND AT THE END LIKE AAAGH, also I have a theory that the man mentioned in murders is not only the one singing (via the end where instead of using he the singer says I) but is also the one sent to the electric chair in the mind electric because he murdered the girl who was mentioned, and dream sweet in sea major a woman planning music murder which is either a ploy to avenge the first girl or it's a flip (as In an alternate reality) which would make even more sense since at the beginning it's alone at the edge of ((A)) universe implying multiple universes aka alternate realities (sorry for the theory dump lol)