Submitted anonymously to gaynowbilater
Recently the gay Twitter user @urmce posted a story about how he lost his Gold Star by eating and fucking pussy for the first time. It’s been deleted since, but it was hot, so I provided a transcript of the seduction based on screenshots. It’s hot how he admits that “my faggot ass been missing out this whole time” and I also love how he is shocked because “i swore i was gay and i’m here eating my friend out”. The pussy must have changed him, because he came out as bisexual shortly after he lost his Gold Star. In March he was gay, by May he was having second thoughts, and by June he was balls-deep in pussy. Nice.
“let me inform y'all about the wonders of pussy. this is a true story and ima need y'all to understand that this is something incredible shit
my faggot ass been missing out this whole time! let me tell YALL SUM REAL QUICK. pussy has changed my life. a nigga got his life together
so @SARAH2TURNNT flew in the other day cause we was gonna “hang out” and that’s my girl so i was wit it. durag on, i was looking delicious.
so we get in the room & she start changing her clothes & in my mind, i’m gay so ionnt even mind it. but shawdy looked good w/o clothes sooo
so i’m over here just gazing at her and shit. she gon turn around & ask me questions bout “u ever been with a girl?”…
short back story, i’m sort of the reason her and her nigga ain’t a thing no more. let’s put it at that.
let me give y'all a run down on shawdy, a whole dime. nice ass, pretty face… look at this 😩😍
so anyways, before she put it on, she rl standing with her underware on showing me her nipple rings and them joints so nice. GET SOME LADIES
her boobs fun-sized but i was joking saying she could knock niggas out and take their money, she said “like you.. except your broke”
so im like “word?”. keep in mind, i’m sitting on the bed, shawdy come up to me, titties in my face, like “yeah wassup” i look up & she like
so i grabbed that mf and she like bit her lip and whispered “daddy” or sum shit like that. my ass was like
i was like “woah..” and she started laughing and guided my hands on her boobs.. and i’m like “McXuse me bitch!?”
swear her pussy got powers bro. i got up to leave and the way she looked at me… instead of leaving, i locked that mf door.
so my dick hard now.. idek why. she come up to me and start kissing on me. i threw that bitch on the bed like
i get on top and man.. i was so scared. i’ve had sex with boys and my ass always gets grabbed on and i kind of felt upset she ain’t grab it
i ain’t know what to do! like i was in the moment just tryna kiss her and shit. she pushed my head down and it was all over from there.
them draws was off & her legs was on my shoulders and in seconds, shawdy looked like she was having an exorcism. that pussy demonic anyways
so she covering her mouth & shit cause my grandparents in the next room. knowing me, i like to have fun so i flick it on her clit, she went
i said “OH, u like that?” cause they be talking to each other in Porn so i just tried it. she told me to “stfu and stop playing w. my food”
bro my heart is racing at this point. like i swore i was gay and i’m here eating my friend out on MY bed. i was shook, shaved, and bald!
she got up with a swiftness and bent right over, i said “LOOK BITCH, THIS DICK GON FUCK U UP” and she just smiled and said bet
long story short, i popped that condom on & i thraxxed that bitch into a coma. we was allll like
and after we were done, we all sat down and ate dinner with my grandparents and then i sent her back home to her boyfriend”
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