Ideas, headcanons, aus, prompts, and misc important information about sports anime/manga dorks collected in one place... for science... and stuff. You're more than welcome to play with any of my ideas and headcanons all I ask is that if you do you let me know. Either here or on my main, ezzydean.
Ezzy: where is my fic where Ai is dating his best friend's brother and it's all totally okay and everyone is happy and Sei lets Momo tag along and his and Ai's dates sometimes consist of going bug hunting with Momo
Ezzy: (aka that fic where Ai is kind of dating both Mikoshiba brothers and they're not really sure how THAT happened)
Angelfish: Ezzy. I missed you so much. Please say more words.
Ezzy: so Ai doesn't really realize he's kind of dating both Mikoshibas until one day he's waiting for Sei to come back from the store and he's passing the time by scrolling on his phone and Momo is totally sprawled across his lap and Ai is running his hand along Momo's back and it's warm and comfy and he actually pouts when Sei comes back because then that means they're gonna go on their date and he was actually enjoying sitting on the couch and Sei says that he needs to stop because his heart can't handle the cuteness and wants to kiss it away and Momo's just like "Same."
Angelfish: This is fantastic. All I can picture is Rin desperately trying to figure it out while Sousuke just shrugs. Also Ai would be even more fucking spoiled than normal. Anything he wants, he just has to bat his eyes and one of them will get it for him.
Ezzy: Rin sitting on the couch with them one day, oblivious to everything, and he hears Ai go "I want a bottle of water." and Mikoshiba replies "Got it babe." It's not til Momo steps into the living room and tosses the bottle to Ai that Rin registers that MOMO just called Ai BABE. WTF?
Angelfish: Rin's pretty sure it was a slip or a one-time joke or something, until he goes over to Ai's for dinner one day and there's two bouquets on the counter, each with a card from a different Mikoshiba.
Angelfish: Okay but Momo and Sei getting into gift-giving competitions.
Ezzy: Momo picks some wildflowers for Ai. Sei buys him a bouquet. Momo buys him his favorite candy. Sei buys him his favorite dinner. Momo MAKES him his favorite dinner.
Angelfish: Ai sits there like an emperor, enjoying the spoils of his conquests.
Ezzy: Rin is. Very. Confused
Angelfish: Ai is very amused by his confusion. Nagisa has to take pity and explain it to him.
Ezzy: Rin: I just don't get it.
Nagisa: He's dating them both, Rinrin. At the same time. Not that confusing.
Angelfish: He's Ai-chan. Do you really think he can't have something he wants?
Ezzy: What does he want?
The world on a silver platter? I dunno. He's Ai-chan.
Angelfish: It doesn't matter if we know or not, Rinrin. It only matters that he's happy.
Angelfish: Rin isn't sure if they're still talking about the same thing anymore. He has a feeling Nagisa just said something profound.
have you ever wondered how tall a character is? or a whole team’s height chart? ever needed to compare players from different teams, or even different shows??
well, look no further!
for the purpose of an AU i’ve pulled the heights of sports anime characters and compiled them in lists of: show, team, and entirety of all three shows (haikyuu, dna & knb).
i’m sharing this here because it might come in handy some day, like if you ever want to challenge writing a collab sports hell fic.
note: these are only characters relevant to the AU; they are all pulled from wikia and i kinda flubbed on checking the correct measurements but they’re listed by centimeters and feet/inches. please forgive me for any minor mistakes.
it’s in a pastebin [ HERE!!! ] in case you ever need to copy-paste it and don’t want to type all of it. trust me, you really don’t want to.
uh… i think that’s it! hope this is usefully to some of you!!! ✌
Rin jogging in the morning and coming in with freezing cold hands and sliding them under Makoto's shirt because Makoto is all just woken up sleepy warm. Makoto yelps and drops the carton of juice he was holding into the sink while Rin buries his cold nose between Makoto's shoulder blades.
headcanon: Sousuke leaves sticky notes around their room (or apartment) for Rin with stick figures drawn on them. Nothing impressive or noteworthy or inspiring. Just dorky little stick figures. Sometimes he draws cat ears on them. Sometimes he sticks them on Rin's shoes or the bathroom mirror (the rare times Sousuke wakes up before him) or on bottles in the fridge.
rin opens his wallet to pay for lunch one day. there is a slightly crumpled sticky note over the top of his id inside the plastic for the little picture section
Aomine and Kise don't get a usual pet like a cat or a dog. They get a pair of guinea pigs, one butterscotch and white and the other a grey and white. Aomine grumbles at first but Kise comes home to find him on the floor, asleep with one asleep on his chest and the other next to his head, more often than not.
Ezzy: Person A is at home with the kids while Person B is away from home and on the phone with Person A. And instead of an actual conversation it’s Person B listening to Person A attempt to do things by themselves while the kids run wild
OT3: Person A and C have no idea what to do without Person B and are having trouble functioning properly. Person B listens greatly amused as things quickly go downhill.
OT3: ALL I CAN PICTURE IS KURODAISUGA AND SUGA LEFT THOSE TWO ALONE WITH BABY HINATA AND TOBIO AND TSUKKI AND IT IS PURE CHAOS
Ezzy: i don't even know how they got all three kids
Ezzy: but they did
Ezzy: (actually I can see Kuroo having Tsukki, Daichi having Tobio, and Suga having Hinata from other relationships or something and then coming together with them)
Ezzy: Kuroo and Daichi left alone with like 2yo Tsukki, Hinata, and Tobio
Ezzy: Suga isn't sure if the crying is the kids or the adults
Ezzy: same goes for the crashes and screaming wails of doom
Ezzy: the cursing is Kuroo
Ezzy: he knows that
Ezzy: he scolds Kuroo about remembering to watch his language around the kids
Ezzy: Kuroo's like "that's not the important thing here"
Krys: goldfish!!
Ezzy: "KEI YOU PUT THAT DOWN"
Krys: suga and 'goldfish' and 'fudge' and 'sugar'
Ezzy: "son of a cookie cutter"
Ezzy: sugar honey iced tea
Ezzy: everyone is always on about the captains all on one team and my brain is naturally like "okay that's cool but WHAT IF!?!?!?"
Christine: haha doing what your brain does best
everyone always wants like the 3rd years on the same team and the captains, etc.... i want this team
Akaashi and Suga as setters. Kai as wing spiker. Iwaizumi as wing spiker and ace. (Bonus with Yaku as their libero & Aone and Matsukawa as blockers.)
Christine: i like the idea of a captains team just for the sheer amount of chaos that the team would be like honestly who thinks that that would actually be a functional team, seriously with Kuroo, Bokuto AND Oikawa all there like seriously
Ezzy: i mean yes I love that as well
Christine: it would be absolute chaos in all the best ways xD
Ezzy: Daichi would be like the most collected one there
Ezzy: for the most part
Christine: he would probably get carried away with everything else though >< he is still a teenage boy after all
Ezzy: that is true
Ezzy: Ushiwaka would just... stare at them all. not entirely sure why they're not practicing like they should be
Christine: haha yep actually out of all of them he would probably be the most collected, poor farmer just wants to play volleyball but the rest of them are too busy yelling at each other to play properly
Christine: you'll probably find him playing catch by himself outside escaping the chaos xD
Ezzy: He and Daichi share quiet moments where they watch the chaos happen until Kuroo says something that eggs Daichi on too much and Daichi joins in
Imagine the captains sure they'll win cause they have so many powerful players and whatnot. The vice captains kicking ass because they work so well together. Like yeah the captains have Ushiwaka and Bokuto and Kuroo but the vice captains would have Iwaizumi fucking Hajime and his god damn arms and Suga and Akaashi of the ethereal beauty. I also just have a mighty need for Yaku, Suga, and Akaashi all giving Kuroo, Bokuto, and Daichi judgey faces from across the court with volleyballs propped on their hips. But imagine if it's like... they don't actually know each other. just the captain's team are one team and the vice's are another. captains wander in, expecting to crush their opponents like they almost always do. then there's this collective moment of "oh fuck" when they look over to see their opponents already stretching and they're all so pretty? like wtf? what kind of sorcery is this? Daichi being like "did you know they would all be this pretty?" and Kuroo just blinking dumbly and shaking his head.
Them being distracted by Suga leaning on Akaashi's shoulder and laughing. Kuroo walking into the net when he spots Yaku and Iwaizumi stretching together. Oikawa tripping over his own feet when Iwaizumi and Akaashi bend over and do toe touches
The vice captain team are all fairly cool and collected. Akaashi and Suga doing double setter tricks, dependable Kai and Iwaizumi as spikers. Silent Aone and grinning Mattsun as blockers. Imagine going up against them and you have this silent giant and this smirking asshole.
does this mean Iwa-chan, Makoto, and Kagami are all firefighters?
Christine: brb setting my house on fire
Ezzy: omg I just imagined that Suga & Momoi friendship thing....
Ezzy: Suga would so say that
Christine: did suga have a love interest in this au or was it just suga & momoi friendship i don't remember
Ezzy: no love interest that I remember
Christine: just very interested in firemen apparently
Ezzy: Daichi is a useless bisexual with sudden minor crushes on Aomine and Momoi
Ezzy: and Momoi and Suga both know Oikawa
Christine: which is terrifying tbh
Ezzy: it is
Ezzy: in the best way
Christine: ok ok so Oikawa obvs knows iwa in the firestation
Christine: so i'm guessing it's him that brings suga to the firestation one day somehow
Christine: and suga is like I must leave immediately
Christine: "why?"
Ezzy: and like Suga knows Iwa but never fully registered the whole fireman thing
Christine: 'to set my house on fire of course'
Christine: yes
Ezzy: Suga calls Momoi and is just "Did you know about the firemen?"
Ezzy: "Yes Dai-chan won't let me near any flames."
Christine: question is Suga just appreciating all 3 firemen equally?
Christine: or are you introducing another crossover ship here
Ezzy: hard to say. I mean they are all very good to appreciate
Christine: I can't decide if I would like Suga x Kagami or Suga x Makoto more
Ezzy: well apparently I already kind of hinted at Daichi and Aomine (or at least Aomine being totally down to flirt and tease Daichi for being a useless bisexual)
Christine: hahah so suga x kagami
Ezzy: omg Suga and Makoto is too much nice in one ship
Ezzy: like
Ezzy: seriously
Christine: it is like the angel ship
Ezzy: I love my Mako to death but I don't know that he could handle Suga
Christine: ok so Suga that appreciates all the firemen
Christine: but damn if that red head didn't catch his attention the most
Ezzy: I bet Iwaizumi takes one look at Suga and Oikawa in the doorway, sees the look on Suga's face, and is like... "Kagami. Run."
Ezzy: "hide."
Ezzy: "why?"
"just trust me."
Ezzy: "I thought that Oikawa guy was your best friend or something?"
"He is. It's not him you need to worry about for once."
Christine: Kagami would totally underestimate Suga at first
Ezzy: oh so much.
Ezzy: even though he knows Momoi
Christine: you know what is really getting to me about this
Christine: Suga is older than Kagami
Ezzy: he is
Christine: that pleases me for some reason
Christine: it's not even a 1 year difference
Christine: 2 years
Christine: that really pleases me
Christine: and kagami is 41lbs heavier
Christine: and like a good 6 inches taller
Christine: yeah i can get behind this ship
Ezzy: just imagine Momoi lecturing Kagami on being good to Suga-chan and Aomine's like... shouldn't it be the other way around? shouldn't you go lecture Suga? Kagami's, well, Kagami.
Ezzy: but who is the haikyuu policeman? obviously not Daichi since he doesn't know Aomine (unless they're somehow in different areas or something)
Ezzy: or maybe Daichi
Ezzy: which makes the mini insta-crush that much worse
Ezzy: the next time he goes to work and sees Aomine the new transfer
Christine: haha well i think you answered your own question
Ezzy: Daichi with his head on his desk muttering to himself
Ezzy: because this is unfair he's a good person and doesn't deserve this
Ezzy: and if Mako's here as a fireman that means I can easily have Sousuke here as a police officer. Sousuke would show Daichi no mercy.
Christine: omg
Christine: none at all
Ezzy: He catches Daichi watching Aomine ONCE and he KNOWS.
Ezzy: he catches Daichi's eyes and just grins and Daichi wonders if it's too late to transfer somewhere himself
Ezzy: maybe move to a new country
Ezzy: Sousuke surely wouldn't follow him to a new country to taunt him, right?
Ezzy: I just wanted Momoi and Suga friendship with aviators and pastel dates. I didn't mean for this to happen
Ezzy: aaaand I just imagined Momoi & Suga visiting the police station and Sousuke's eternal glee at Dai-chan and Dai-chan (cause you know now that if both Aomine & Daichi are together in the same place and Suga sees them Suga will start calling Daichi 'Dai-chan' just to make him blush)
Christine: haha i honestly love dai-chan and dai-chan
Christine: like that is the best thing
Ezzy: Sousuke is in heaven. he never thought work would be so much fun. especially since he figured Aomine would just be a stuck up asshole (which he is) but he also provides so much amusement because he pretends to be all suave and cool but he's just as much of a giant dork as Sawamura is when it comes to his best friend and listening to them and it's so damn funny to Sou to see tiny little Momoi and Suga coming in and scolding the shit out of Aomine & Sawamura
Ezzy: I mean Suga and Daichi are about the same height but Suga is small in Sousuke's mind
Christine: haha he is less beefy
Ezzy: okay I just imagined Sou pointing and Suga and being like "smol" Nagisa (is there somehow idek maybe its a friend get together or something) is "smoller" and Momoi is "smollest"
Ezzy: you know... it would be hilarious for him to transfer into that AU as a policeman (and get tossed in with the other cops) but it would have a really hilarious irony for him to be transferred in as a fireman and that's supposedly why Suga visits the fire station all the time. for his friend. not for the hot red headed fireman named Kagami. And Aomine totally visits the station for Kagami. Not to ogle Daichi or anything.
Christine: i like it
Ezzy: ok... but is Momoi interested in anyone or does she simply like to see her friends self destruct over their dumb crushes
Christine: hmm i think she just likes to see her friends self destruct
Ezzy: "Doesn't Momoi like anyone?"
"Momoi likes watching chaos."
Ezzy: "Um I'm not sure that answers the question."
"Oh it does. Believe me."
Christine: i'm sure she appreciates the view of certain people but the enjoyment she gets from watching everyone else struggle is probably enough for her xD
Christine: like she'll lower her aviators to take a glance but then she see's kagami fucking something up and it's like oh back to that train wreck going on over there
Ezzy: I can just see her, all casually perched in a chair at the station, and just "Oh Dai-chan look. Dai-chan number two is bending over." And Aomine does not spin around to look, no matter what anyone says, but he does almost fall over because Momoi was not lying and Daichi is totally bending down to pick something up and wow those jeans do accentuate his muscles rather flatteringly
Ezzy: and Daichi is just a mess. like it's bad enough he has to have all these attractive fellow firemen (he's used to it though, a lot of firefighters tend to be well muscled and attractive) but he also has Momoi there all the time and no one else is really that flustered by her and that means Aomine is here all the time and Daichi really is a useless bisexual
Ezzy: Suga meeting Izuki
Christine: yes
Ezzy: the puns
Christine: aka the time when the whole fire station suffered not just daichi
Christine: god knows why izuki is now at the fire station too
Christine: actually momoi probably invited him along for shits and giggles because she knew exactly what would happen
Ezzy: like Izuki's used to no one laughing at his puns. no one really does. but then he hears it. a snicker from the corner and he zeroes in on Suga trying not to burst out laughing at one of his dumb puns.
Ezzy: plus they're both adorable so it's not like anyone at the station can REALLY hate them that much for their puns
Ezzy: also now I just imagined Kou showing up at the fire station and seeing all those muscles
Ezzy: she'd be so happy
Christine: definitely
@meowable-chan wanted Yahaba & Suga and who am I to resist such an pretty picture?
Ezzy: I work at a 24 hour convienence store and it’s 2:30 AM and you’re buying the weirdest things should i be concerned? - Yahaba and Suga. Yahaba is concerned. Suga just has really dumb people he has to take care of and they do really dumb stuff (that he needs really weird stuff to deal with)
Ezzy: like it starts off fairly normal but just... odd times. first time it happens Suga's buying toothpaste. next time its a bag of candy and a bar of soap. then it starts getting odder... paperclips and string cheese. tape and toilet paper.
Ezzy: and it's always at like 2 in the morning
Christine: I'm also kind of intrigued how suga reacts the first time he looks up at the voice talking to him and sees yahaba standing there looking like the adorable puppy he is
Christine: And how quickly it takes suga to learn that yahaba is in fact not an adorable puppy at all xD
Ezzy: what's better is when suga looks up and realizes that the person ringing him up for exlax and a soda is the same person who rang him up for toilet paper and duct tape a couple days ago
Ezzy: Yahaba can't help but snort a little when he sees it and Suga looks up, surprised to see someone he recognizes, and is like... "I can explain. Actually.... I'm not sure I can."
Ezzy: It's not necessarily Suga's fault that he lives in a housing setup where he is basically the only "responsible" adult in the entire place
Ezzy: and does emergency runs for everyone because he doesn't sleep well a lot of nights
Ezzy: and his roommates or whatever always ask for weird shit
Christine: Do I dare ask who he lives with
Ezzy: I kind of picture one of those huge houses where it's like 4 or 5 bedrooms so it's a really random mashup of people. and I picture like... Hinata and Tanaka and Bokuto and Asahi and himself. and maybe they live next to another big house where you can find Oikawa and Kuroo and Matsukawa and Hanamaki
Christine: Can't believe I'm saying this but I kind of feel for oikawa in that set up dear god
Ezzy: so Suga will be up and Asahi will ask if he can run and get some cleaning thing when he gets the chance and as he's leaving Oikawa will yell out from his window and ask Suga to pick up chocolate. So Suga gets to the store and buys chocolate and bleach or something and Yahaba just... shakes his head
Ezzy: and yeah... Oikawa has his hands full in that setup
Christine: Haha yahaba must wonder what he is getting himself into with this one
Ezzy: probably. but hey. when you work overnight shifts you take all the amusement you can get
Ezzy: wherever you can get it
Christine: Haha and yahabas latest amusement comes in the form of beautiful silver haired man,what could possibly go wrong ><
Ezzy: exactly
Ezzy: he probably makes a game out of what random stuff Suga will buy this time
Ezzy: will it be toothpaste and thumbtacks? butter and a sewing kit?
Ezzy: paper towels and chocolate syrup?
Christine: OK pls tell me that one day he is buying like stain remover and a new kitchen knife or something and a moment of pure fear runs through yahaba until he sees suga trying to hold back laughter and OMG what a jerk
Ezzy: omg that is wonderful
Christine: I mean it is totally something suga would do for sure
Ezzy: oh yeah. when he realizes that Yahaba is the clerk nearly every night he comes in
Ezzy: he has to give him something REALLY good to think/talk about
Ezzy: okay so it just popped into my head that Asahi's bday is Jan 1st and Daichi's is December 31st right? What if they're not just "a day" apart in age... what if they're literally only a couple hours apart?
Ezzy: imagine Daichi all "when I was your age" and Asahi just drops his head to the nearest flat surface because "Daichi you are literally 3 hours older than me shut up"
Krys: daichi with the dad jokes
Krys: hes worse than suga and his puns
Krys: all 'you kids get off my lawn' and
Krys: 'when i was your age'
Krys: and 'im hungry' 'hi hungry im daichi'
Ezzy: suga starts punning and daichi just stares him down like... do you really want to start this?
Krys: there have been WARS
Krys: puns vs dad jokes
Ezzy: there have been casualties (mostly Asahi)
Krys: so many casualities
Krys: mostly asahi
Ezzy: Asahi suffers so much
Krys: and all he can do is try to hold his own with his sass
Ezzy: I bet he was the first one to be called Suga and Daichi's child. since he's the youngest
Ezzy: "Daichi your child is sassing us again."
"Why is Asahi my child when he's being mouthy?"
"Because he gets it from you. He gets his angelic personality from me."
Krys: yes
Ezzy: "Yeah Satan was an angel once too."
"What was that Asahi?"
"Nothing Suga."
Krys: go sassahi
Krys: "lucifer wasnt the only one to fall from heaven."
Ezzy: Asahi like totally toes the line of danger every single day that he chooses to sass Suga and Daichi
Ezzy: no wonder the poor thing is a nervous wreck sometimes :P
Krys: suga with that sickly sweet smile that promises trouble
Krys: daichi adn his twitchy eyebrow that means an ass whooping
Krys: verbal or otherwise
I saw this post about dorky headcanons about volleydorks and, well, @heyyyfuturefish and I got carried away…
so here. have some dumb headcanons that really have nothing to do with anything but we found to be wonderful:
Daichi has so many shirts that are similar colors and leaves them around his room all the time instead of in a hamper so he has to do the sniff test on them all the time
Iwaizumi always ties his left shoe first
Kuroo tries to look fairly badass but he literally only has tswift on his iPod
Tanaka has a collection of hair ties (most of them are his sister’s that she lost)
Akaashi has rock music and nature sounds on his ipod
Suga has like 5 alarms on his phone to get up, In 5 min increments. Each one has a different alarm sound and increasingly vulgar labels
Bokuto made up his own language/code when he was 10. He still uses it to take notes in class a lot of the time.
Noya wakes up at like 3 am every single day for no reason. No alarms or anything just awake. Then goes back to sleep. He then needs an alarm to wake up for practice. But he’s still an early bird and instantly awake.
Iwaizumi owns a version of each generation of Pokémon games.
So does Hanamaki.
They battle each other all the time. Iwa always picks fire types. Hanamaki has a Magikarp named Oikawa. He never let’s it evolve
Almost every single sock that Yaku owns has holes in them
Lev has like 8 pairs of gloves and none of them match and they hardly ever fit so most of them have the fingertips cut off
Yahaba always forgets his deodorant at home and constantly steals Watari’s
Kyoutani absolutely has to stop to pet every dog he sees. If he doesn’t he has really bad days, as if he’s plagued with bad luck
Hanamaki has 4 blankets on his bed at all times and sleeps on and around and under them in a tangled mess
@heyyyfuturefish what the hell were we talking about that led into this because holy shit I can’t remember.
Krys: Okay but. Our boys dropping lines. Suga just walks up behind Kuroo. Whispers in his ear all seductive. "I'm gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane."
Krys: Rip Kuroo
Ezzy: omg
Krys: Suga wins. Forever.
Krys: I mean I'm pretty sure it means Kuroo wins too haha
Krys: But damn Suga. Too smooth.
Ezzy: but wow Suga
Ezzy: holy shit
Ezzy: Kuroo like drops the bottle of water he had been trying to drink, pretty much wears the water
Krys: Yes
Krys: Suga just purrs "it's okay you won't need those clothes in a minute anyway. "
Ezzy: OMG
Ezzy: Suga you devil
Krys: He is
more under the cut because it gets... fun
Ezzy: But just... Suga casually doing that as he walks by and then just struts right out the door to his class or job or something
Ezzy: and Kuroo is FRUSTRATED
Ezzy: he has a Very Big Problem
Krys: Omg yes
Krys: Devious Suga
Krys: Suga all like "you better be waiting when i get back"
Ezzy: oooh I bet he sends that as a text
Krys: And Kuroo is just like groans
Krys: But
Krys: Suga texting every so often
Krys: Things he's gonna do when he gets there
Krys: Just when Kuroo is getting comfy again
Krys: Another text from Suga
Ezzy: probably a pic of him eating a popsicle or something suggestive
Krys: Yes
Krys: Just little things.
Krys: Asks Kuroo how sturdy he thinks their walls are
Ezzy: how soundproof the apartment is
Krys: Just casually drops that he's gonna have Kuroo screaming
Ezzy: then occasional horrible ones like "we've never done anything in front of the mirror have we?"
Ezzy: "How good is your footing in the bathtub?"
Krys: Devious Suga
Ezzy: "Gonna buy you some cough drops on the way home. Just in case ;D "
Krys: Kuroo texts Suga. "You're killing me" Suga texts back "i'll be wrecking you, that's for sure. "
Krys: Kuroo at one point asks Suga "aren't you in class?" Suga's just like "yep and thinking about you all spread out on our bed"
Krys: No remorse
Ezzy: Kuroo says something about wanting Suga to come home and Suga's like "can't do that until you NEED me to come home"
Krys: Yes
Krys: Gets Kuroo being before he even gets back
Krys: Begging
Ezzy: "But I do need you"
"I don't think you need me bad enough yet"
Krys: Kuroo calls Suga and just whines
Krys: No words
Krys: Just a whimper
Krys: Suga laughs
Ezzy: "Koushi" all breathy and whiny
Krys: And then Suga just being like "you'd better not be doing anything yourself"
Ezzy: Kuroo whines again
Ezzy: "But Koushi"
"Nope. No touching. No rolling around on the sheets. Just wait for me."
Krys: Casually asks Kuroo if they need anything from the store before he comes home
Ezzy: "other than some cough drops or sore throat medicine for you"
Ezzy: "maybe a new heat pack or something for those sore muscles?"
Ezzy: "what sore muscles?"
"the ones you'll have by morning, Kitty Cat."
Ezzy: "Promise?"
"Promise."
4. Iwaizumi, Kyoutani, and Bokuto (jumps 183% of their body heights)
3. Kageyama (jumps 185% of his body height)
2. Nishinoya (jumps 190% of his body height)
1. Hinata (jumps 201% of his body height)
i guess the winner was kinda obvious? (although i am surprised at noya, seeing as he almost never gets to jump, being a libero) but holy crap, no wonder everyone flips their shit when hinata jumps because that boy is reaching twice his height??
So I got the haikyuu!! guidebook recently, and along with all the character trivia, it also mentioned their jump height (the highest point that a person’s fingers can reach). I made it into a little graph here (reference: for men’s volleyball, the net height is 240cm) (blue is their body height, red is their jump height)
I’ll do the other teams too another day~~ hope you all enjoy this information
I think I may have shared part of this before somewhere but I can’t find it now so....
“Jeez Tsukki,” Kuroo says. He shakes his head and props his chin in his hand. “You have the smuggest face I’ve ever seen.”
Tsukishima doesn’t even look up from his drink but still manages to radiate barely contained disdain for Kuroo’s entire presence. It’s a talent of his. “Me? Have you never looked at Akaashi’s face?”
“No. Mere mortals like me are not allowed to look directly at that level of ethereal beauty." That gets Tsukishima’s attention for a moment before his eyes drift past Kuroo’s shoulders to the bar where the man in question is leaning against the dark wood with his head tilted close to hear Bokuto’s voice in the din of the room.
“He is rather attractive.”
“Not just attractive. Akaashi is a Goddess, Tsukki. A Goddess.”
just a bunch of Ry and I idea-ing under the cut. a lot of us idea-ing... (don’t worry I cut out most of the OMG and HOLY SHIT YESSSS pieces)
Ezzy: I just want Kuroo being like "Jeez Tsukki you have the smuggest face I've ever seen." And tsukki's just like "Have you never looked at Akaashi's face?"
"No. Mere mortals like me are not allowed to look directly at that level of ethereal beauty."
Ezzy: Tsukki's like... yeah okay I understand that
Krys: but imagine kuroos bros with bokuto
Krys: so they wind up hanging around with akaashi a lot (and kenma)
Krys: and kuroo just slowly falls in love with every snarky retort out of akaashis mouth
Krys: kuroo sees that smug face and hes just like arrow thru the heart
Ezzy: Kuroo falling in love with Akaashi's sass. yes
Krys: bokuto all like 'kuroo help me out here bro' and kuroos just like 'i cant speak against the words of the goddess, sorry bro'
Krys: yes his sass. and maybe his ass too ;)
Ezzy: that too :D
Ezzy: also yes. Kuroo calling Akaashi a goddess and Akaashi just smirking wider
Krys: akaashi all smug and sassy asking kuroo whyu he wont look at him. kuroos just like 'im not worthy to look at your beautiful face'
Krys: basically akaashi having kuroo on a metaphorical leash
Ezzy: without even trying
Krys: akaashi getting kuroo to do stuff with just a crook of a finger or the raise of an eyebrow
Krys: tilts his head jsut an inch to the right and kuroo knows he better sit down and shut up in the next 3 secs
Ezzy: Kuroo sits and grins
Krys: akaashi wishes that shit worked on bokuto
Krys: yes. kuroo just does it and grins
Krys: looks like hes waiting for the 'good boy'
Ezzy: Bokuto is slightly worried
Krys: bokutos like. the fuck
Ezzy: it's like that shut off button thing for hinata (with the catching him midair thing). Akaashi just tilts his head and BAM Kuroo is silent and shut off and just sitting there
Krys: but imagine they're hanging out somewhere. akaashi does the head thing. kuroo goes and basically squats on the ground next to akaashi, who just stands there
Krys: akaashi just tangles his fingers in kuroos hair
Krys: doesnt stop his conversation
Krys: looks like he doesnt even notice it happening
Krys: and yes good. kuroo off button
Ezzy: i am still stuck on Kuroo calling Akaashi a goddess like I don't even know why
Krys: im stuck on pet cat kuroo
Krys: who basically behaves and listens to unspoken commands
Krys: but only from akaashi (and occasionally kenma)
Ezzy: kenma is more making gestures at objects and Kuroo brings them
Krys: yes. and when kuroo gets way too rowdy for kenma he can make a face and kuroo tones it down or leaves him alone
Krys: but akaashi is more of a commanding presence
Ezzy: yes
Ezzy: goddess
Krys: imagine how pretty theyd be together. all that sleek black hair. akaashi and his pretty face. kuroos smooth grin
Ezzy: all that smug in one tiny place
Krys: all smug and sass
Krys: and hotness
Ezzy: Akaashi and Kuroo out and about and making people run into things with that much attractiveness
Krys: theyre too good looking to be together its dangerous
Ezzy: cause imagine Akaashi and Kuroo in like coordinating outfits and scarves and whatnot
Ezzy: they have matching scarves
Ezzy: Kuroo in mittens and Akaashi with earmuffs
Ezzy: walking together to a coffee shop or something. meeting up with Bokuto and Bokuto has to blink a few times because they're too pretty and sparkly together
Krys: bokutos just silent
Krys: akaashi is like. 'is something wrong? are you sick?'
Ezzy: "You two are unfair together"
Ezzy: Kuroo's just "Yes I know. It's a burden"
Krys: akaashi all 'your life must be so hard bokuto-san'
Ezzy: "With friends like you yes it is."
Ezzy: Akaashi isn't sure if that's a compliment or insult. Cause he knows Bokuto is smart. Is Bokuto being sassy to him?
Ezzy: Akaashi's the sassy one in this friendship
Ezzy: this isn't right :D
Krys: akaashi raises an eyebrow
Krys: kuroo just takes a step back. a tiny one
Ezzy: Kuroo does not think that should turn him on right now
Ezzy: "Don't sass the goddess, Bo. It... confuses me."
Krys: a battle of dominance
Krys: thats how some animals win their mates haha
Krys: not that kuroo needs to be won at this point. pretty sure akaashi could crook one of his pretty fingers and have kuroo instantly ready to go
Ezzy: Bokuto competes just for the hell of it
Ezzy: just to mess with Kuroo cause he's his bro
Ezzy: Bokuto does dumb whiny things to get Kuroo's attention
Krys: yes
Ezzy: Akaashi smirks
Ezzy: Kuroo is conflicted
Krys: does a head tilt or eyebrow thing
Krys: kuroo wavers
Ezzy: I just also want Kuroo to call Akaashi a goddess and Bokuto's like "You just called him a goddess." And Kuroo's like "Yes I did. Do you deny that he is one?"
Ezzy: "Do you deny he has this eternal beauty and grace thing going on?"
Krys: bokutos just like. uhhh. no?
Ezzy: "Do you deny his incredible patience with us mere mortals?"
Ezzy: "Does he not have the wisdom of a goddess?"
Ezzy: Bokuto just sighs
Krys: akaashi smirks
Krys: pats kuroo on the head
Krys: ruffles his fingers thru his hair and kuroo just closes his eyes and purrs
Krys: bokutos like "bro hes got you on a leash'
Krys: kuroo jsut gives him a face like 'yeah. and?'
Ezzy: Bokuto is like "How can I ever trust you again Akaashi. You turned a cat into a lap dog."
Ezzy: Akaashi is just "Please do not sass me Bokuto-san."
Ezzy: "It's unusual and it confuses Kuroo."
Krys: kuroo is just like "i prefer to think of it as a stray cat becoming domesticated"
Ezzy: "Alley cat to house cat. Not much better bro."
Ezzy: "I get to wake up to THAT. Totally better."
Krys: yes
Ezzy: (Akaashi is sitting in a convenient ray of light to make him glow. Kuroo sighs. Bokuto rolls his eyes.)
Krys: "plus i dont have to fight for my food ;)'
Ezzy: "I don't wanna know about what you're eating when you two are alone."
Ezzy: which is the moment someone walks in on the conversation
Krys: yes and it somunds wrong as hell
Ezzy: my brain wants it to be Daichi
Krys: yes
Ezzy: just for that blank look and confused blinking
Krys: the blank look. the blinking. the upraised hands.
Krys: the slooooow walk backwards. trying to escape before hes noticed
Ezzy: Bokuto perks up and is like "SAWAMURA HELP ME MY BEST FRIEND HAS BEEN SUCKED AWAY BY A GODDESS OF TEMPTATION."
Ezzy: Kuroo giggles cause "sucked away"
Krys: daichis just like. fuck
Krys: daichis got his own goddess (in disguise)
Ezzy: okay but back to Kuroo and Akaashi and Bokuto being a snarky friend
Ezzy: i bet the first time Kuroo calls Akaashi a goddess and he hears him Akaashi blushes like not embarrassed blush just surprised
Ezzy: and Kuroo swoons. Like Bokuto has to catch him Kuroo legit just went weak kneed on him
Krys: akaashi with a gorgeous pink on his cheeks
Ezzy: Bokuto just "Why do you have to be so pretty Akaashi? Kuroo's heavy."
Ezzy: "I AM NOT HEAVY"
Ezzy: "Bro you kinda are"
Ezzy: and for some reason Taylor Swift is playing in my head as I imagine this. (Blank Space to be exact)
Krys: oh yes
Krys: yes yes yes
Ezzy: and now I imagine that Taylor Swift songs play in Kuroo's head as background music to his life
Krys: "look at that face, you look like my next mistake"
Ezzy: YES! that line
Krys: kuroo doesnt even care if he ends this in pieces he needs to do it
Ezzy: he whispers that and Bokuto is like "Taylor Swift? Really?"
Ezzy: and drops Kuroo
Krys: imagine kuroo propositioning akaashi 'Loves a game, wanna play?'
Ezzy: Akaashi smirks "Oh but I don't play, Kuroo. I win."
Krys: kuroos done
Krys: thats it
Ezzy: Kuroo's dead
Krys: call the morgue
Krys: kuroos gonna follow akasshi to the ends of the earth now
Ezzy: (Bokuto is the one suffering for once)
[11/9/2015 9:07:58 PM] Krys: poor bokuto lol
Ezzy: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. The soundtrack of Kuroo's life is mostly Taylor Swift and Bokuto is the unfortunate passenger on this ride.
Krys: yes hahaha
Ezzy: AKA The taming of alley cat Kuroo by the Goddess Akaashi
Krys: akaashi is basically the embodiment of 'i can make the bad guys good for a weekend'
Krys: and my brain wants to make it so theyre a bit older and akaashis just got the list of people whove fallen for him (its not his fault hes amazing)
Krys: also "Im a nightmare dressed like a daydream" could be akaashi, suga and oikawa to me
Ezzy: yes to all of that
Ezzy: oh man what if Kuroo hasn't seen him for awhile (Akaashi is a year younger after all) and yeah he was cute back in high school but Kuroo's like 23 or 24 now and Akaashi's not so much cute anymore as drop dead goregous and Bokuto's a bit tamer and less everywhere which explains his snark ability showing up
Krys: yes. good
Ezzy: like maybe it's Bokuto's birthday or something and Akaashi and Kuroo both show up to visit him for a lowkey bday night of eating out and some drinks. Akaashi walks in to meet them and Kuroo chokes on his drink because who is that gorgeous person and then he chokes on his breath when he realizes holy shit that's Akaashi
Krys: kuroo just goes starry eyed
Krys: yes
Krys: but
Krys: imagine akaashi. with long hair
Ezzy: ( i was imagining Akaashi dragging Tsukki with him for backup/support and assuming that Tsukki would be Kuroo's focus cause he always has been and then being mildly (but happily) surprised when Kuroo focuses on him and Bokuto chats with Tsukki)
Ezzy: Tsukki expects it to be like old times with Bokuto & Kuroo causing a ruckus but Kuroo is practically drooling over Akaashi and Bokuto is actually not horrible (Tsukki has to tease him about the fact that normally he spends his free time volunteering at the animal shelter or napping like an old man and Bokuto pouts because napping and cuddling are amazing shush Tsukki)
Krys: but yeah. i just had that long haired akaashi pop up in my head. can you imagine how gorgeous hed behed prolly have hair that youd see in a shampoo commerncail
Ezzy: Like long long or like Rin long. Just long enough for tiny ponytails or like shoulderish long?
Krys: my first thought was shoulder long
Krys: tho i do love tiny ponytails
Ezzy: Longer hair means more for kuroo to play with but tiny ponytail is even more distracting
Krys: Yes. My original thought was shoulder lengthy to really give the goddess feel haha
Krys: But damn tiny ponytails. Of course long ponytails are fun too
