Flat-State-Looking Fuck

Ronan. Queer af. Please use they/them or he/him pronouns for me! Twenty-nine. Las Vegas. Please use discretion before following. Occasionally NSFW.

[civvic]

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

[civvic]

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

[pochayun]

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

[quasi-normalcy]

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

He does so to dodge the draft

[sike101-deactivated20220301]

mutuals i’d casually lay my legs over on the couch

[nat-20s]

HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy

[sleepyslag]

I think some of y'all don't know what people in their 30s look like.

[sleepyslag]

In the real world people in their 30's mostly don't look meaningfully older than people in their 20's. Once you stop looking like a teenager you sort of just look like an adult for several decades.

[ashenesart]

secret yapper

[not-terezi-pyrope]

Just saw the word "underfed" written down and spent a good ten seconds trying to imagine what the state of being "derfed" could possibly be, and how one would go about undoing it, before it clicked.

[not-terezi-pyrope]

"WW1 soldiers were underfed" fuck man... Not only they sent them off to a war, but then they took their derf away too?? Fucked up

[voltaspistol]

[valemrsn]

you can create characters and imagine them kissing btw. not many people know about this life hack

[ceeturnalia]

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

[elveny]

Don’t tell me delayed orgasms aren’t a thing

[ceeturnalia]

learning new things about the german rail system today

[cryoverkiltmilk]

learning a lot about how to get railed today

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

It sounds like the Deutsche Bahn is on ssris.

[official-deutschebahn]

sach ma

[ten-clowns-in-a-trenchcoat]

I'm actually really funny once you get past how socially inept I am.

[unbound-shade]

Some very eloquent notes on violence as a necessity for resistance.

[elfwreck]

There is no paradox of tolerance, because tolerance is not a matter of ethics. It's a peace treaty - an agreement that only covers the people who abide by its rules.

Tolerance is not a moral precept

The title of this essay should disturb you. We have been brought up to believe that tolerating other people is one of the things you do if…

And for cis white guys who are always trying to figure out how to be an ally without talking over marginalized people, without reshaping the issue to be all about you - this guy shows how.

His tactics don't work for marginalized people. They can't get away with that.

[victusinveritas]

[razielim]

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

[falseficus]

nevertheless, we ball

[gender-trash]

are you nerds ready to see TOP SURGERY KIRK??

[roach-works]

this is one of the more expensive cosplays i've seen but you really can't argue with the results

[rubykgrant]

for people who didn't see old school Star Trek-

[oloreandil]

@notsuchasecret

[sillyguyhotline]

now what about majora’s femme