I Am The Art Acc

i draw sometimes - and reblog a lot - this side acc is for drawing and my own content- and content from friends- but i also like chatting :))

[balthaazzaar]

[dreamyarcana]

Mazelinka: Do you want to tell us how you crashed the car?

MC: Well, we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Julian didn’t see, so I shouted “Julian, deer!”

Portia:

Mazelinka:

MC: Do you want to tell them your response, Julian?

Julian: … “Yes, honey?”

[porterr-robinson]

[homofied]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence 

[obligatory-pseudonym]

May I introduce you to Eros (codename Starfox), who is literally Thanos’ brother and his actual super power is ‘Fuck Magic’

[onion-souls]

[anxietyproblem]

[filibusterfrog]

if you want to live to die in a different battle then you have to stay clean

[aramis-dagaz-imaginarium]

This also suggests that orcs have some of the best healers and physicians in the world, and they will even make any resulting scars look badass as hell, free of charge.

[filibusterfrog]

yes!! I was actually gonna do a continuation of this post regarding that

[aramis-dagaz-imaginarium]

Somewhat tangential brainstorm since this tag stood out to me:

#how are u supposed to fight if youre very dead

Necromancy, obviously, but there are at least two ways of looking at it:

1) Necromancy is great because you can keep fighting after you die, and thus would be encouraged among orcish society.

2) Necromancy is not good enough because you’re literally a brain-dead zombie, and where’s the fun in that?

A possible middle route would be reanimating shamed and disgraced orcs, since they never did anything worthwhile in life so maybe they can do something worthwhile in death and freeing up other able-bodied orcs for war.  Obviously, such undead orcs would be used very carefully or limited to fully-scrubbed skeletons because of the disease risks.

If necromancy was acceptable, then orcs would have some of the best necromancers in the world, and if retaining enough self-awareness to continue being an honorable warrior was a concern, then orcish necromancy would have a lot of useful techniques for creating intelligent or semi-sapient undead.  Even unintelligent orcish-made undead would some measure of innate understanding of martial honor.

I imagine that this would be a topic of considerable debate and controversy among orcs and really would depend on which orcish society you ask.

[filibusterfrog]

you are so right

[theopaltree]

1) This SERIOUSLY reminds me of Vikings.

2) Orcs who died dishonorably being burned instead of buried, to kill whatever germs killed them. Reanimated skeletons are charred black. They are used for harvesting crops, which doesn’t require too much ability to think (if it looks like this pick it if it looks like that leave it there). As they walk the fields, their blackened bones flake and leave behind black bone dust, fertilizing the crops. Their job is done when the skeleton disintegrates. They have fed the clan, and regained their honor.

[adaarsvitaar]

I await the day video game characters can realistically drink out of cups

[fenmech]

[thranduils]

[thranduils]

[cyberlesbiab-deactivated2021052]

this is actually exactly why that hivemind review bombing about andromeda was all entirely fake because this is just how bioware has been forever lol (the middle screenshot is 2009 and the other two are 2014)

[isis-daughter]

[stardustandbucky]

@killmongerdreams

[ghost-roads]

ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

[ppolkadotty]

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

[beesmygod]

found in an FBI report/transcript of an on-board recording of the s.s. el faro 

[concisely-confused]

For context: the s.s. el faro sunk in a tropical storm and that was the last thing that the ship recorded.

[nng-l]

JinSoul (LOONA/Odd Eye Circle) - Girl Front @ M COUNTDOWN (170928)

[balthaazzaar]

this is how my friend a dually looks like. I'm not joking.

[filibusterfrog]

25k follower giveaway!!

to celebrate 25k followers, I thought i’d do a little something

3 reference sheets are up for grabs!! Rules are as follows:

You must be following me (new followers welcome!!)

Reblogs only

Multiple reblogs count as multiple entries (but please dont spam your followers!)

No giveaway blogs

winners will be contacted on the 23rd of march :>

[filibusterfrog]

25k follower giveaway!!

to celebrate 25k followers, I thought i’d do a little something

3 reference sheets are up for grabs!! Rules are as follows:

You must be following me (new followers welcome!!)

Reblogs only

Multiple reblogs count as multiple entries (but please dont spam your followers!)

No giveaway blogs

winners will be contacted on the 23rd of march :>

[varilien]

redrew my first post as a little celebration/art comparison from officially being back on tumblr for a whole year now

also, i recently reached 600 followers, so i’d like to thank you all for supporting me and my content this long!  i know my stuff isn’t the most original or interesting, but i’m glad even this many of you seem to like it enough to stick around lol

anyways, have a good night folks 🌙

[balthaazzaar]

sketching up my spidersona! based on a mirror spider (pics below).

[balthaazzaar]

A quick doodle of Taichi for @marianascosta !!! I love this boy!!!

((I hope you don't mind I made his eyes blue- it just seemed right! I'm sorry if that's not okay, I'll fix it if it isn't!))