How Old Were You When You Realized You Don't Need To Sleep?
wait seriously? you still fall for that old trick ?
Because I Am Advertising
I Work At An Esoteric Advertising Firm In The Basement Of A Sandwhiches Shop, And Most Days When I Lift The Grate To Get Into My Pit, I Do Cut My Hand On This Particularly Attractive Piece Of Bent Sharp Metal, I Told Them About This Over And Over, But They Dont Care. Hello, I Am The Creative/Campaign Director, And We Specialize In Subliminally Putting Secret Concepts Into Your Head Or Shape The Flow Of Culture Through Viral Memes And Hypnotic Wraith Magic
