SaritaNotSerena

Sarita, not Serena or Sabrina or Samira or Sabina or Selena. 30s

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD.  If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?

[rainbowbarnacle]

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY

[badmadwolf]

this is awesome but the original link just turned into a redirect loop for me, here it is again (x)

[friendlyfrankenstein]

OH HELLO

[fixyourwritinghabits]

No more potatoes in medieval novels!

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

[hotcrossedfangs]

video of all time my heart grows several sizes every time i see this little southern baby giggle

[only-tiktoks]

[dee-the-red-witch]

...I need this track. NEED.

[tundrakatiebean]

[rylandsgrace]

#I hope they feel like Italian today

[everythingfox]

The best weighted blanket

[important-animal-images]

They’re distracting a nervous dog during a blood draw.

[spazz4fun]

12/10 Excellent veterinary work!💜

[nessa007]

i love how the watcher instagram account continues to post screenshots of tumblr posts and showing the world that tumblr still exists

watcher @ tumblr

[wearewatcher]

we WILL give shout outs to tumblr watcherinas and no one can stop us

[saritanotserena]

*gasps* master has given the fandom a name, the fandom is frEE

[catchymemes]

[fairycosmos]

already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't

[officialromaniantranslatiuni]

[write-it-motherfuckers]

One Liner Prompt list #8

1- “Whilst that is unfortunate, I’m still not sure what you want me to do about it.”

2- “Something tells me that nothing good is going to come from the moon suddenly turning blood red.”

3- “Oh gods, it’s sticky, why is it sticky?”

4- “You’re going to have to answer me verbally dear, contrary to popular belief, I can’t read minds.”

5- “My my, aren’t you a delightful surprise~”

6- “You shouldn’t tease creatures such as myself, darling~ We’re not exactly known for our patience.”

7- “What an interesting scent, you’re not entirely human, are you?”

8- “If you’re going to point that thing at me, child, you had better know how to use it.”

9- “Whilst I’m sure being stuck with me, isn’t something you’re particularly thrilled about, there’s not much either you, or I, can do about it, for now.”

10- “Oh my, you’re a lot more bold than I expected.”

11- “Careful darling, you’re starting to sound as if you care. It would be… unwise, of you to lead on, something such as I.”

12- “Oh? Had you forgotten I wasn’t human? Shall I give you a reminder?”

13- “I’m afraid you’re far too late my dear, you already have me thoroughly captivated~”

[liberty-barnes]

am i the only one getting major loki vibes from this?

[write-it-motherfuckers]

New meme, add a gif and/or tag the name of the non-human fictional love interest you think suits all thirteen prompts best.

[ankle-beez]

[wishuponastarion]

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

[thetenderpassion]

[crtter]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death

[trynsave]

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands