bam-sennett
Kenny was gnawing on his lower lip mischievously as he watched Sam prodding at a few apples and oranges. They never really ate the produce they bought, but it always sat beautifully in a wooden bowl that was constantly sandwiched between take-out containers and pizza boxes. Somehow, the boorish figure managed to pick up a rather large cucumber from the lot of fresh products and approached his girlfriend from behind. With a gesture of his hips and an exaggerated ‘unf!’, he had stabbed Sam right in the behind with the elongated vegetable. The best part was always waiting for Sam’s reaction to one of his many ridiculous antics.
Sam was plainly gazing over some oranges while she stood in the produce section of Costco, attention not even on the oranges but on something completely different and miles away from reality. She was completely zoned out from real life which when with Kenny, being zoned out was almost as dangerous as jumping out of a plane with out a shoot. That’s what made Kenneth’s mischievous move so effected. “KENNETH,” The blonde wailed suddenly as an aftermath of being stab in the ass cheek with a cucumber. Dropping all of the oranges that she held but one, Sam swiftly turned on the corner of her heel only to stop in front of Kenny and attempt to lob a fairly hard orange at the Irishman’s head. “You small cocked nit, you didn’t even get my butthole. You stabbed my ass cheek.”








