[fanfictionworthreading]

[polskiebagno]

whoever came up with the idea of painting your nails was so fucking right.......

[polskiebagno]

kings. we owe them so much

[definite-human]

Full on spa day with the besties before going into battle

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

“this chick” is barack obama 

[amotleycrew]

you know what’s a trope that never gets tired is when theyre bouncing around in the plot and suddenly an important name crops up- it’s blorbo bleebus. and some dude is like who the hell is blorbo bleebus. and we immediately cut to our new friend blorbo bleebus pulling the most absolutely buckwild shit you’ve ever seen

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

enhanced edition of this trope is when they cut to blorbo bleebus doing something entirely contradictory to how they were just introduced, like "i know a professional, someone discreet who can handle things quietly" cut to blorbo bleebus in the wildest fucking bar brawl you've ever seen, screaming their own name and stopping to down shots while still holding some dude in a headlock

[lesbx]

SUN AND MOON

[jayce]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[paxamericana]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[chancemedley116]

[commandtower-solring-go]

These are all brands of anti-depressants

[cryptid-sighting]

I hate the future man this shit sucks so much

[bardrockcafe]

Passing skill checks with bad rolls is hilarious.

[sydneysageivashkov]

Rose: Ah, Victor. My old arch-enemy.

strigoi!Dimitri: I thought I was your arch-enemy?

Rose: I have a life outside of you, Dimitri.

[sydneysageivashkov]

Jared: I have raised the perfect Alchemist.

Ms Terwilliger: You fucked up a perfectly good witch is what you did. Look at her. She's got anxiety.

[sydneysageivashkov]

I don’t care if it’s bad, it better get four seasons because I haven’t waited this long to not get a live action sydney sage 🔪

[givemegifs]

[bob-belcher]

JENNIFER’S BODY (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama

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