ah shit. here we go again

they/them (genderfluid) // aroace // *PLEASE* hmu if you like cavetown // call me mars! // free palestine // NO KINGS

[bamlam7801]

Let's try this again, shall we?

Hello tumblr! I'm bamlam, you can call me Mars!

I am genderfluid - for me this means that they/them are always "safe" pronouns. I've got an ever-expanding list of possible genders, and while The Gender has been much better at letting me know whats going on, I don't always know what gender I am. They/them is the default and is always comfortable for me, so just use those! The Gender changes too frequently to update on here anyway.

I am aroace! Took me WAY too long to get here.

Do NOT send me any sexual content. I am not comfortable with internet people sending me sexual content or engaging with me in a sexual manner. You will get blocked, don't try it. That said, this not a sexual-content free blog. If you're sex repulsed or too young for that shit, I suggest you leave. Reblog whatever kinda posts you want from this blog, just keep it out of dms & asks.

I like pink, purple, and blue. it's my favorite color scheme by FAR. theyre so prettyyyyyy

I'm not the biggest on fandoms, but i'm watching a few things i quite like rn! tadc, dungeon meshi, psych (finished, oh my god i love them. the boys. theyre so silly i love them.), game changer, and probably more i can't think of or are yet to watch. please feel free to ramble about any of these or any other shows/interests to me! I'd love to listen. (this list does not get updated like, ever. just look at my reblogs idk man)

so!! that's me! mutuals, i love you all. non-mutuals, let's be mutuals! and to everyone, feel free to send me asks about whatever, whenever. love y'all!

[cosmikazie]

hey remember when people said we gotta keep talking about this and then two days passed and it just went quiet. anyways

[cosmikazie]

hey remember when people said we gotta keep talking about this and then two days passed and it just went quiet. anyways

[cosmikazie]

hey remember when people said we gotta keep talking about this and then two days passed and it just went quiet. anyways

[abbytabbys]

May I request a ship? I would love to see some silly Celestia/Granny Smith. Old mare yuri.

She wasn’t expecting to fall in love again, being a single mother after all, a widow. Something unexpected happened, lasting well into her years.

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[bananaanna1]

Happy pride sleepy dykes

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[the-haiku-bot]

Only here the fish

can talk and keeps asking you

to make it vodka.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[storyweavingspider]

Today I got the duality of transness in pharmacy form.

The first pharmacy was literally coated in Harry Potter paraphernalia (do not dox this in notes if you know), fucked up my meds three times, and deadnamed me loudly.

The second pharmacy I went to bc one of my meds wasn’t covered at the first and would’ve been 1k, and a transfemme pharmacy tech asked me if I played D&D and gave me her discord handle in the middle of me picking up my meds without ever dropping customer service voice/cadence. What the fuck.

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[the-goddamn-robot]

Damn, Rome really looks great in all four seasons

Winter

Spring

Summer

Fall

[ba7raltawil]

oh my GOD

[yomikoreadsbooks]

As long as I’ve been on this site, I honestly should have seen this coming a mile away and yet…

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

I am going to unfold all of your clean laundry and leave it in a pile on your bed

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

I am going to unfold all of your clean laundry and leave it in a pile on your bed

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[whimsicalmayhem]

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

[teaboot]

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

[madeofklay]

I saw this perfectly in my head and had to recreate it

[teaboot]

Holy Shit

[fleshdyk3]

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

[fleshdyk3]

put some respect on his name

[ihnmaims]

[lakemojave]

Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?

[lakemojave]

Remember that staff is continuing to nuke the blogs of trans women even after all of this. Remember this post when they call this site the queerest place on the internet again this month

[lakemojave]

It's 2 years later. It's gotten worse. Happy pride month.

[mollyjames]

Actually, I rather like being trans

[mollyjames]

I suppose being cis would be nice and all, but it doesn’t quite have the same “I will sieze Destiny by the throat and force it into the shape of my choosing” kind of verve