The Maddened Hatter

A place for me to air the headcanons, theories, and fan art that I've been keeping under my hat! Queer, they/he late 20s, and going by Hatter! [or Vincent! :) ] I'm basically just a bundle of anxieties crammed under a hat, but I'm happy to socialize with fellow fandom members! Also: My Star Trek speculative biology/whump blog is @where-no-whump-has-gone-before

[the-maddened-hatter]

Free Trans Resources public spreadsheet

Study guide

BINDERS Program name & blurb,Link,Shipping range,Misc Important details,Color & style options (if known) Point of Pride provides binders an

Please reblog!

As promised in the comments of the binder master list, I'm now compiling a more all-encompassing free resource public spreadsheet! So far I've got resources for binders, packers, STP devices, gaffs/tucking underwear, gender-affirming clothing, some DIY gender-affirming gear, and some resources on how to clean that gear and how to clean up makeup spills. I'll try to keep expanding things, and feel free to request a type of resource or a specific location in the comments or in an ask! (I can't promise I'll be able to find anything, but I'll do my best! <3)

The spreadsheet is called "Study sheet" to make it more inconspicuous in case someone you'd rather didn't catches a glimpse of the title. Do please note that once you're on the spreadsheet it is very obvious what the content is, so only view it when it's safe for you to do so! <3

(Also here's a post I made of spreadsheets with the same resources but under different names)

Before you click on the link to the spreadsheet:

Some links to videos on how to conceal and delete your history for those who need it (blue text indicates a link)

How to Clear your Youtube watch history (kinda loud at the start and actual info starts at about 1:33

How to Remove Shared Files from Google Drive

how to activate incognito mode on an Iphone , on an Android phone and on chrome on a computer.

And How to delete your Google activity history

Remember to delete your Youtube history after watching!

*Edit* I've added a new section for miscellaneous resource requests to serve as a semi-temporary place for more niche topics that I get resource requests for. If I get more requests for them or find more resources related to the topic I'll make a new separate section for them, but otherwise they can just stay there.

Remember: y'all can comment, tag, or if you want/need it to be more discreet you can send me an anonymous ask. I may not be able to find what you want, but I won't judge you <3

[kuttithevangu]

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[astercontrol]

Rickrolling is deceptive, but it's among the most harmless forms of deception available

in other words, it may tell a lie, but it will never tell a lie and hurt you

[thejohnlockedfemboy]

guys how many times is too many times for the mc to be injured in a book? I’m up to 3 so far (none have long-lasting impacts but are moderate injuries, one is an arrow wound, one is an animal attack, and one is a fall)

Opinions?

once per book is the limit

2 is okay

3 is fine

4 is alright

Let’s go for 5

why not 6

hear me out 7

8 is the tops

9 and keep ‘em coming

Let’s put that blorbo through 10 rounds of misery

Remaining time: 6 days 11 hours

Edit: okay guys who’s out there voting for 10

Edit #2: STOP CHOOSING 10 IT WAS SATIRE

Edit #3: YOU CAN’T MAKE THE BLORBO GET INJURED 10 TIMES STOP IT YOU SICK FREAKS THERE HAS TO BE PLOT

[beautifulterriblequeen]

A full length novel has room for dozens of chapters, each of which can have as much blorbo injuring as you want. The only limits in fiction are the limits of your imagination!

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

[solarishashernoseinabook]

Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".

I hope your nostalgia is worth it

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[skingrad]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BREAKFAST

[bulljumpingfresco]

Minoan octopus fresco

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[helenvaughans]

[washlore]

what if julian was semi verbal before being augmented and the first time his parents ever spoke with him and not about him was after adigeon prime,,

he slowly stopped being acknowledged directly pre-augmentation once his parents realized he was falling behind. like the idea of trying to have a conversation with him if it wasn't a perfect one was not on the table. they spoke, but didn't wait for his answers or suggestions. they demanded and demanded and begged and begged but julian was never part of the conversation since the beginning.

he only really became "jules" to his parents after he was able to look them in the eye (albeit with some struggle) and start what they considered a proper conversation. his name actually had a meaning, sometimes.

before that, "jules" was only a word said with disdain or exhaustion, never an actual name, not really. hmmm.

[frankiecorleone]

Does anyone else have an list of 10-15 untouchable thoughts that if you let yourself remeber or think about them for even a second it’s excruciating or is this a me thing

[the-maddened-hatter]

Another round of ouch shots!!! 🥃🥃🥃

Bhea

‎2- Are there any misconceptions or stereotypes imposed on them that they struggle with or fight against

Toka

‎6- Are there any parts of them that they abandoned as they grew older

R'aahs

‎13- Is there anything they're terrified of becoming or turning into

another round!!! :D (ouch ouch ouch!) XD

(sorry this took so long this week has just dragged lol DX XD)

Bhea‎ 2- Are there any misconceptions or stereotypes imposed on them that they struggle with or fight against?

She kind of struggles with people sometimes assuming she's a guy given the sexual dimorphism sometimes seen in Bolians regarding heights & weights. I think she's mostly ok with it given how much Bolian culture tends towards honesty and she can definitely see the train of thought behind why people think that, she just gets tired of it sometimes.

She gets more upset with people with more status assuming she's incompetent just because she's on a Charon class vessel. She is there due to academic struggles, and she is accident prone, but she's tough, a persistent learner, and a hard worker, so to be boiled down to low scores upsets her a lot more than she'd care to admit.

Toka‎ 6- Are there any parts of them that they abandoned as they grew older?

Well he went through a pretty sharp dissolutionment with chunks of Ferengi culture when it all turned on him so fast, but also I think he just sort of used to be a bit chattier as a kid.

Like he was always reserved and serious, and not really sociable, but more kinda infodump-y if he got excited about something, like as a kid some mushrooms he found, or as he got older, the properties of certain security cameras or architectural features.

It got him into trouble a few times losing out on the exclusivity of the knowledge, so it had already been curbed a lot, but the real clincher was that he worries it was a factor in someone being able to perpetrate the robbery that left him in infamy and got him so badly injured.

I think he does eventually start to loosen up again on Omelas, but it's only after years of working there, and even then he'll usually keep his cards close.

R'aahs ‎13- Is there anything they're terrified of becoming or turning into?

A burden worthy of abandonment.

He definitely had the anxieties about it from entering the jobs he did without any other members of his family unit that were then compounded by shitty bosses and fellow less than savory workers, but they got so much worse after he finds out what actually happened with his siblings.

I cannot stress enough how much culturally this should never have been something he feels he had to be afraid of, so he's basically completely unprepared to grapple with it so hard throughout his life the way he has to </3

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

once my friend made a drink he called turpentine that tasted like every worst college night out rolled into one and felt like getting whacked in the head with a hammer, and I woke up in my own apartment with my phone wallet keys clothes and absolutely zero memory of the night before, and when I checked my watch I'd walked over 60k steps.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

60k steps in the middle of the night in heels for reasons entirely unknown to me. what was I doing. where did I go. where did I come from. cotton eye joe. or whatever.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

people are theorizing what happened so here's what I know:

the club we went to closed at 2am and 45kish steps were after 2am, meaning I wasn't still dancing at the club. we got there at 11:30pm. I don't know when we left.

none of us had any charges on our cards or venmos after getting into the club and none of us were missing cash

we all woke up with all our things and no injuries except some bruises (to be expected from a night out)

I woke up smelling like salt water which would make me think I'd ended up in the ocean(??) except my hair was still straight, none of my things were water damaged, and I was completely dry

from our camera rolls we know we were all together until around 4am, but not where we were because they're all too dark to see, which is fucking weird because we live in a city with tons of lights all night

I didn't wake my roommates up when coming home, managed to take out my contacts, cooked mac n cheese, and passed out on the living room floor

me and everyone else who'd been wearing heels had crazy blisters

my friend found a bunch of rocks in his pockets

two of my guy friends were wearing each other's shirts when they woke up (in their separate apartments)

we all got back to our apartments around 6am which we know for a fact because we all texted pictures of ourselves being home safe to the group chat, so being unbelievably hammered didn't stop us from having enough common sense to make sure we were all okay

if we'd been able to sherlock holmes together what happened it'd just be a funny night out but the fact we all have no fucking clue means we have conspiracy theories about it. and we don't let my friend make turpentine anymore.

[linniegator]

[noctumsolis]

Maybe film would be better if everyone who wants to become a director were expected to first produce a silent film. Without intertitles. A film where the only tool they have is the moving picture.

Maybe then they'd learn to make films where WE CAN SEE.

[noctumsolis]

It's not that I don't appreciate a bit of chiaroscuro, but there has to be enough chiar to o the scur.

[appendingfic]

love watching pre, idk, 2000 movies where there is "night lighting" that tells you it is dark but the director has paid lighting engineers enough that you can also clearly see everything