your now is not your forever

breanna portland, or

[micahulrichdraws]

Heart to heart.

[hotboyproblems]

my clothes: *has a bunch of words and shit about how youre supposed to wash em right on the tag*

me: .. youre fabric go in the robot sink

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

as soon as i'm under a blanket it's over

[gamergirlsex-deactivated2025012]

call me SOUP the way girls wanna spoon and eat me

[bigprettycockgf]

call me SOUP the way girls enjoy putting their penis in me

[iamoutofideas]

who's putting their penis in soup?

[bunniope]

literally everyone. freak

[unclefather]

how to kiss a boy

grab his waist

slip your hand in his pocket

steal his wallet

dont even kiss him

just run

[thebelchers]

The struggles of putting up a real christmas tree early

[ampervadasz]

[charlie-assless-chapslin]

[yugirimistwalker]

[gneerly]

when ur hardcore venting to someone in one chat and shitposting in another

[beyoncebeytwice]

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

[loki-is-canonically-bi]

no one does

[gelatins]

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

[baelfleur]

[elderly-scrolls]

animal crossing players are like “i HATE bill wibbly, he’s a BASTARD and i want him OFF my island, he KILLED my family and BURNT my crops” and then i look up bill wibbly or whatever and he looks like

[hyrude]

when u wake up a little and are like “i know what would take this from a 10 to a 100” and u roll over and experience mind melting euphoria before u fall back asleep… best part of being alive. humans were made for beddy bye

[rslashrats]

i think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises ten hours

[rattyzombie]

I want you to know I did this exact thing yesterday and it was so surreal seeing this post I thought I wrote it in my sleep

[rslashrats]

you are one of my sims

[brucebocchi]

[justcatposts]

Say hi to Ziva the cuddliest sweetheart out there 

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[tastefullyoffensive]