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babycutie

kissing under the mistletoe is so overrated. deep throat him.

gay-tm

treefrogsoup-deactivated2026042

okay, as a straight guy I have a complaint

gay-tm

sleepycrow07

So what do you call a group of women?

gay-tm

Friends

aleksthetiel

There he go

disgustinganimals

i knew where he was the whole time. i wasn’t fooled.

celtic-clay

AWWWWW

irish-luthor

tumblr nsfw ban is gonna bring back cubism

hearticho

#can’t flag the nipple if u can’t figure out where it is (via @irish-luthor)

showerthoughtsofficial

Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettt420

excuse me

r-bearr

It’s dangerous to go alone, take this

mostlyvoidpartlyplants

xtragh0stywizard-deactivated201

me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

beckie-letitia-deactivated20210

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

beggars-opera

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

executiveoutcomes-deactivated20

*posts any picture*

tumblr:

oberynmartell

tumblr staff has small [CENSORED] energy

theoreocat

A cat with a strange addiction 🍞

succubarbie-deactivated20190205

SCREAMING Oreo sis………..the carbs

cleanedupcorporationprogress

my name is Cat,

and wen its nite,

or wen the moon

is shiyning brite,

and all the men

haf gon to bed -

i stay up late.

i tak the bred.

jheselbraum

Like. I’m a firm believer that porn online shouldn’t be within kids reach (those “are you 18” checkboxes for life) but. Like. Ok first of all, just ban cp? It’s not hard? Cp is what got you into this mess just ban it. Second of all, you could increase the age of sign-up from 13 to 18. Third of all, you could do what deviantart does and just. Require birthdays at sign-up. If your blog is flagged as nsfw, you can’t interact with minors. You want to follow an nsfw blog? Prove you’re an adult. You’re an adult but don’t want to see nsfw content? Safe search (that actually works).

It’s not hard to make a functioning website, but staff doesn’t seem to want to do that.

witchoffires-blog

my little sister just found out at school that you can create a religion and wants me to help her turn Halloween into a year long religion. And i never knew i wanted this until now. We will be the Halloween Cult. I am so ready for this.

witchoffires-blog

My sister came up with some cult rules.

Do not deny the spooky.

Be nice to children.

Don’t be pressuring others into the religion, if they don’t want to hear leave them alone.

Every second Wednesday of each month is Pumpkin Worship, that is when you eat pumpkin flavored things, carve pumpkins, or burn pumpkin spice scented candles. Just embrace the pumpkin.

Don’t be mean to other people for reasons they can’t control, but hey if they are doing it on purpose just to annoy you, destroy them.

No touch other people if they don’t want you to, this includes hair.

Halloween is a holy day, embrace it and become one with the spooky.

Costumes are an everyday thing, but sometimes it can be inappropriate, be aware of when to embrace the spooky and when to just be a little spooky.

Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t be spooky, and if they do tell you then they don’t know what they’re talking about. You can be all the spooky all you want.

Be nice to animals.

Be ready to help others when you can but still remember that you need to put your needs first.

You are spooky, you are amazing, you are fabulous. Say it.

idk but i think we need more, go ask you internet nerd friends.

can yall think of anything else?

witchoffires-blog

OKay i asked her how one would join the cult and she said to light a jack-o-lantern on a full moon then yodel into the night for the pumpkin king and if he approves you, you will hear someone yell “stut the fuck up” then you are part of the cult.

have fun yodeling my friends