boys, boys, and more boys

Just a 23-year-old, typical, boring college guy. My pronouns are he/him/his or they/them/theirs. After looking at my posts you should realize how much of a sucker I am for cheesy pictures and couples (some porn may show up, so be at least 18, but...

[blignick]

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[godsfavoritespecialangel]

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

[digitised-celluloid]

[p1sswallet-deactivated20231224]

Queen

[clown-princess]

God forbid women do anything

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black with high white spotting, black with moderate white spotting

[vampurrring]

can I come over to your house and pet your cats and not say anything

[szczekaczz]

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

[zvaigzdelasas]

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

There

[jgdfjjggh-deactivated20250520]

[srsfunny]

Kept me up at night

[the-based-brit]

I’ve got it right here:

You’re welcome.

[galladegamer]

[jedimagnus]

Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩

[kayliemalinza]

because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

[mathew]

[drtanner]

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

[mousegirlheart]

mmm potato

[oooooooo]

[zerozerozio]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[boimann]

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

[demonprincex]

I know that if It Follows had happened to gay people we would be putting a walking man emoji in our Grindr names to announce it like 🚶and the other gays would be messaging us like "girl you got It Following you? let me take it off your hands ive got you" and passing it around and shit all day and thered be some kind of leader board for the sluts who got It Followed the most times and everything would be basically fine

[demonprincex]

greater midwestern polycule using a chore wheel to figure out who's turn it is to be It Followed this week

[demonprincex]

the messy gays have entered the Following

[merinnan]

[rockelyn]

[lechatelierlaw]

OMFG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

"THEY CAN FLY?!?"

[giratinagirldick]

holding you between my big metallic mandibles

[giratinagirldick]

like this btw. thats u. and thats me.

[rouge-the-bat]

[rouge-the-bat]

happy wag it faggot friday again bitches 🦊

[depsidase]

[thecollectibles]

Saint Jellyfish Exhorter by seok young choi

[marlynnofmany]

“Dude, I think I saw an angel down there when my air was running out.”

“What, some weird fish with a lot of eyes?”

“No. And I’m not entirely sure if it was a good angel or something else.”