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Kiana Khansmith
Xuebing Du
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Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
occasionally subtle
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Janaina Medeiros
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Love Begins
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Peter Solarz
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I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!
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The Blue Grotto by August Kopisch
eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella
So the Dune worms attract males by breaching onto the surface and wiggling around inside craters? So the Dune worms reproduce sexually? So the males mate by swallowing the females whole? So the reason vibration attracts the Dune worms is because the larger males assume the vibrations are a fertile female wiggling in a crater? So every time a Dune worm swallows a spice harvester it’s because they think they just found a beautiful wife to marry? So any amount of water is fatal to the Dune worms? So not only are these horny idiots swallowing trucks to have sex with them, these horny idiots are also swallowing people to have sex with them and then immediately dying because the humans are full of water?
I hate you frank.
When Tess Morgan's son came home with a tattoo, she was griefstricken. She knew her reaction was OTT (he's 21) but it signalled a change in their relationship
This is gold this, absolute gold, the most over the top melodramatic hysterical ridiculous thing I’ve ever read
This is actually so interesting to read- it’s from 2012 but its full of the same anxieties, even some of the same phrasing that many of the guardian’s later pieces on transness use. really hammers home how much of the terfism that emerged in the late 10s was middle class mothers angry at a loss of control over their adult children- whether that be their bodies or their friends or their opinions- and making that everyone’s problem because they have the power to do so
He says, “I’m still the same person.”
I look at him, sitting there, my 21-year-old son. I feel I’m being interviewed for a job I don’t even want. I say, “But you’re not. You’re different. I will never look at you in the same way again. It’s a visceral feeling. Maybe because I’m your mother. All those years of looking after your body – taking you to the dentist and making you drink milk and worrying about green leafy vegetables and sunscreen and cancer from mobile phones. And then you let some stranger inject ink under your skin. To me, it seems like self-mutilation. If you’d lost your arm in a car accident, I would have understood. I would have done everything to make you feel better. But this – this is desecration. And I hate it.”
Also just the classism of her associating tattoos with “vest tops, dogs on chains, broken beer glasses”; like, just say you hate poor people
Lady Jessica is so fucking funny man
Ultimate basic white girl name, like the lass who sat next to you in school and had pigtails and drew little hearts over her “i”s. The Duke Leto of the Atreides, House Major of the Galactic Padishah Empire… and his girlfriend, Jessica. Hilarious.
She falls in love with the biggest wife guy in the universe, and he won’t marry her. Hilarious.
Duke Leto loves her and trusts her fully, despite knowing that she’s a witch from the long line of witches who do rapey mind control stuff for eugenecist reasons. He just reckons she’d never do that to him. And he’s RIGHT – she’s been painstakingly trained in mind control and she never uses it on him and they just have consensual sex like normal people, thanks very much. Hilarious.
She’s been raised, conditioned, and trained so she can accomplish one (1) task: have a baby girl with Leto. When it comes down to it, she reckons he’d be disappointed at the gender reveal so decides to have a boy instead, upending 10,000 years of meticulous planning and concerted effort. THEN, she ends up having a girl with him afterwards anyway. Hilarious.
She births a messiah to make her bf happy and piss off her bosses, and then births an abomination completely unintentionally. Hilarious.
Despite her Bene Gesserit training and bodily awareness and general deep understanding of things, she somehow doesn’t realise that going through the Spice Agony while pregnant will have an effect on her foetus??? Corazon mio, smoking a cigarette has an effect on your foetus. Not eating enough spinach has an effect on your foetus. Taking a massive overdose of a lethal drug was probably going to have some foreseeable side effects. Hilarious.
When Leto II and Ghanima are preborn and 9-year-old Leto II tells her that he and Ghani can remember her and their granda getting it on in extreme visceral detail and her first reaction is to that mentioning it was a little gauche of him, actually. Hilarious.
In conclusion Lady Jessica funniest character in Dune actually, no notes
*Valley Girl voice*: I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it’s basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and? When it’s gone? I’m gonna like turn the inner eye to see its path! Where the fear has gone there will be literally nothing. Only I will remain.
Stop saying save olruggio ‼️‼️‼️ he is right where he wants to be 🙂↕️ A beautiful man doing all his cooking and cleaning and childcare? Gets to nap for like 30 hrs straight and no one says a thing? And all he has to do is get his memory wiped every once in a while per the blood contract that he drafted? And have I mentioned a beautiful man??? He's fine don't worry abt him
bacteriography portrait of Five Pebbles I made from yeast , mold , acrylic paints and other stuff i found
having a boyfriend wouldn't be so embarrassing if women didn't immediately make this random man the main character in their own lives. rewrote your life overnight, cut the cast in half, and now you're centering entire plot points around some boring guy we just met. cringe is putting it mildly.
Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.
