AJ Stands For Asshole Junior

AJ/MJ • 27 • nonbinary • they/them • God why must you give your hardest battles to your weakest soldiers

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[maplebunie]

“find something to eat” is such a true phrase you really do have to find it

[vergak]

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

[vergak]

[maidthings]

elf liberalism probably goes insane

[maidthings]

"elf liberalism is basically the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes

[autisticexpression2]

What the fuck does this mean?

[maidthings]

its not my job to educate you

[redstonedust]

finally watching oscar winning critically acclaimed movies and thinking damn this movie is good they should give it some kind of award for how good it is. has anyone heard of this. could be big.

[teathattast]

[redstonedust]

never know what to do with myself when i finish watching a movie. i cant just go back to what i was doing before bro i just had my mind permanently altered by cinema. i should have movie aftercare i should be sitting with the directors having my needs tended to as i process what i just experienced.

[organhound]

-- Tranquility --

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles

[lustcannibalism]

I have already died thrice by 1pm

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[warumin]

[bashcrandicoot]

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

[bananacotta]

yall ever couldn’t sleep so much you wanna cry

[fluentisonus]

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

[rolameny]

the belief i have in my ability to carry any amount of stuff home if i am equipped with my backpack and two reusable totes is hubristic to a degree that the achaeans fighting at troy could only have dreamed of