AJ Stands For Asshole Junior

AJ/MJ • 27 • nonbinary • they/them • God why must you give your hardest battles to your weakest soldiers

[sliversoakley4]

[wildcatblues]

Drawings

[bizarrehian]

They are trying to give each other their first kiss (uωu*)

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[devilishdescent]

[wartips]

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

[thegracklecackle]

Lalalalalalala golden kamuy doodles and drawings

[knockknockitsnickels]

[lenaikart]

doomed yuri

[antiquesintheattic]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[parawyrm]

@madnessbrainworms pointing at you

[pettydemon]

[depsidase]

[starshipenterbis-moved-deactiva]

computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.

[donniipao]

someone's probably already done this but i saw it on pinterest and needed to get it out of my system

what the hell is abbacchio's PROBLEM bro 😭😭😭

[gothstrapart]

ebisu my beloved

[soapydoll]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[soapydoll]

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.