A banana. That is glowing. In space. @bananahaver - Tumblr Blog

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

every so often I remember when they crashed a train into a nuclear waste storage container, on purpose, to demonstrate how durable they were, and the storage container didn't lose any measurable containment whatsoever.

meanwhile, coal power plants can spray radioactive coal ash willy-nilly into the atmosphere all day and all night, but noooo, it's nuclear power that's the scary bad polluter.

puppygirllaika

i used to know someone who had actually worked extensively on the Hanford nuclear site cleanup, and she once told me she would feel perfectly safe driving right next to a nuclear fuel transport truck, but when she sees a tanker truck she avoids it like the plague, because they got to see the difference in first-hand demonstrations and it was terrifying.

homunculus-argument

You know the meme where you go "the name of [noun with a diminutive] implies the existence of [a hypothetical HUGE form of same thing, but without the diminutive]" like "existence of dorito implies the existence of THE DORO" and it's a huge-ass corn chip the size of a wheel of cheese?

Well, in finnish, the word for moth is "yökkönen", from "yö" (night), the suffix "-kko/kkö" which has many purposes but one of them is to change any word into "person involved with doing something with the root word", and the dininutive "-nen". So the name of moth is "little night creature".

But coming back to the diminutive meme, the existence of yökkönen would imply the existence of yökkö, the big (or at least medium-sized, or non-small) night creature. Through a happenstance completely unrelated to moths or other insects, "yökkö" is the finnish vernacular word for a night shift nurse.

segamascott

locked-n-lewded-requiem

since "cage" is a last name and there are girls named "chastity" it would be theoretically be possible for a girl to be named chastity cage

dikubutto

Wake up babe new Austin Powers girl just dropped

fem-nejlikor

im ei ro fr ymmmyb inget hunt ever get ydð,

ju ú⁷ on ⁶h ju mü⁶ li øb

ý⁷⁷

#that's poetry #truly beautiful

scottbaiowulf

aaaaaa oh my god

IM IN THE WIKTIONARY YALL

IM FAMOUS

scottbaiowulf

dont ever forget I was funny once

scottbaiowulf

i remembered im in the wiktionary and have been listening to the pronunciation and laughing

marxismopportunism

Maos wife: i've been holding it in since last week.

Mao: how much longer can you last 😏

Maos wife: not much. ive been dripping all day.

Mao: yea drip for me baby

Maos wife: oh yea

Mao: oh yea

Khrushchev: how exactly does this pertain to corn.

more like come-in-me-ism, amiright

shinraalpha

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

ivipl1

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

#talk to me whisper to me

thepixivronin

when u and someone else both hate the same thing for the same reason

silvermoon424

This tweet read me to filth

stalinxtrotskytoxicyaoi

Distorters of revolutionary Marxism (of all kinds) will hate me for saying this. If you’re easily offended, keep scrolling, but someone has to say it.

You’re probably reading Lenin completely wrong.

This is what it looks like when a principled revolutionary Marxist reads the works of Lenin. Notice the blushing at Lenin’s clever humor and the way he pokes fun at his opponents. Notice the legs crossed, gently kicking back and forth in enjoyment at our great Vladimir Ilych’s proper application of materialist dialectics.