im literally obsessed with my roommates family. they have this tiny ass puppy and you’re never gonna fucking guess what this thing is called
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#even the samurai are eating slop? bushido has fallen
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im literally obsessed with my roommates family. they have this tiny ass puppy and you’re never gonna fucking guess what this thing is called
beefcake craig
delightful news everypony
#even the samurai are eating slop? bushido has fallen
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This review for a dog life jacket is sending me
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Speaking nothing but facts for 37 seconds
When people say you need to listen to old people because they have wisdom, this is what it’s talking about.
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I mean… who could resist…?
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tumblr psa: dont use ouija boards!!! you never know what kind of spirits you’re inviting into your life
me: nice try but none of u can stop me from using this glow in the dark hasbro piece of garbage 2 ask oscar wilde for fashion advice
my advice: do not fuck with the spirit world, don’t take it lightly, you’re young and naive and completely unaware of how any of it works. This is one thing you don’t want to find out you were wrong about the hard way.
well thats all very nice and weirdly condescending but i just spirit-skyped jane austen & she says you’re a fucking square
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clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism
This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.
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I do not remember liking this, but clearly past me has good taste
I’m experiencing such joy thinking about how excited youd get when you hear the sound of hooves coming down your street - it’s the post!! It’s coming!!
Like an icecream truck response but for mail
“I do declare, I have me here a parcel for ya.”
why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh
You’ve never heard of The Bog?
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the what
EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD
This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.
Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.
thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,
oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.
His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs.
This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don’t just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.
Well when you’re in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don’t like it, so they’re, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.
So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was “are you cool with spiders?”
“You’d be amazed,” he said to us, shaking his head a little, “how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I’m asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you’re gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”
happy international workers day to the cranberry bog spiders
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I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!
WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????
You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???
Do people keep decorative containers for their toothpaste? That bucket looks like it would be clonky to keep on a counter.
I'm Croatian and I've never seen this in my life...
I was trying to figure out if this really is a thing. All I could find when searching for bulk toothpaste was this. Apparently some people buy it to reduce waste. No idea where to find it, but it looks like some places offer it with a pump. 😆
I love this, wish we got the pumps in Croatia instead of just regular buckets
We've all been there at least a couple of times 😂😂
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Check out Tom Hiddleston’s full Answer Time right on over here.
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@sunlights-21 asked: What kind of music do you believe Loki would listen to? I feel like he would listen to the Arctic Monkeys in public but Lady Gaga in private.
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WHY IS HE SO FUNNY
bro you CANNOT leave this one out
Lil Nas X continues to be the only funny person on earth
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This is the best thing i’ve ever heard, (This had 200,000 notes and then tumblr deleted it.
Holy shit
This is the greatest thing ever. I’m crying
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Gonna tell my kids this is Hamilton
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apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..
expired .
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