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susiephone

sci-fi jobs that must exist that i find inexplicably amusing:

space customs

tow trucks except they’re towing illegally parked spaceships

for that matter, spaceship thieves, if only for how much more effort i imagine that would take

irs agents who have to find tax evaders who went 2 or 3 galaxies over

literally everything about the concept of the space version of the dmv

imagine being the person who teaches hapless 16 year olds how to fly a spaceship

people who analyze Old Earth media for a living the same way people now analyze shakespeare or beowulf, aka a bunch of scholarly and serious academics writing papers arguing the true meaning of Mean Girls and Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure and A Very Potter Musical

cruise spaceships. you’re taking a slow tour of saturn’s rings and people are still complaining about you running out of cocktail sauce

feel free to add more

insanityavril

KK不喜歡有人批評他又扮螃蟹

所以今年KK想當D級人員以及兩隻SCP-682

感謝 @salihombox提供靈感#

salihombox

For people who didn’t know the reason

Is the mitten crab fluffy hand looks like you make 682’s head as plush.

insanityavril

今年我們多了Dr. King Dave SCP-682Karkat 不喜歡有人拿蘋果籽呼嚨他

hairscare

a hc ive had for a month or so is dirk has completely normal brown eyes and has been hiding it for years

no one finds out until terezi starts hanging out with him more

cadaverkeys

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *john egbert* *rose lalonde* *ascend* *descend* *rise up* *abscond* *ja

softmushie

strider panic.gif

beast-feast

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *the dead one* *the shy one* *the hacker* *the shouter* *the furry* *the mom* *the law* *the liar* *the engineer* *the clown* *the fish* *the princess fish* *the green one* *the other green one* *the

tomatograter

More on the Howl’s moving castle dirkjake au: roxy as michael/howl’s apprentice because i’m very, very predictable and also WIZARDS

tomatograter

what if we 😳 were in a howl’s moving castle au 😳😳 but we’re both 😳 boys… (and a flamin’ snake)

stabby-pal

The meme trio™

freakxwannaxbe

Hello friends and countrymen, it’s that time of year again when we realize none of us are ever free from Hussie’s crazy ride

Something random I thought up for my aspect swap AU, because of June Egbert going around, thought it was cute

Edit: I forgot both of their whole ass eyebrows in the last panel, and Dave’s ear. Oh well, I’m too lazy to fix it :/

#homestuck #aspect swap #au #trans dave strider #ftm dave #trans john egbert #mtf john / june #june egbert #wasnt exactly sure how to tag #so i just went off #my art #aspect swap au #ftm / mtf soliditary #myart

classpectanon

sharing a good take

tomatograter

clarifying new developments! Where did “June is canon!” come from?

if you’re confused where June Egbert came from on the first place, click here.

1) Andrew hussie releases a letter about the meaning of the epilogues and the future of homestuck, which i’ll link with spaces so tumblr doesn’t shadowban this post: ( https: //perfectlygeneric.fandom. com /wiki/ Episode_52:_Semiotics,_Bridges,_and_Off-Ramps ) that concluded with this, to signify the change of homestuck to an one man project to a team construct of new ideas and new writers.

2) The next day is AH’s birthday, and to commemorate he hides a box with a bunch of Toblerones (yes, the chocolate) for the fans in a cave. the origin of this idea are old pictures of him in said cave eating toblerones that used to be a meme. they’re signed and the spot is marked in a map, where people are supposed to find them. the first person to do so commemorates on twitter and adds that since they’ve proven to be conscious and invested, they wish for june egbert to be canon.

3) The day after that, after months of indirect social media silence (and stating on the pgenpod release that he doesn’t like to directly engage with the community) AH logs on to confirm said wish.

4*) while the comment reads as humorous, members of the WhatPumpkin writing team have previously commented in how AH likes this particular headcanon, and a good deal of them are supportive of the idea themselves- plus, a lot of the writers are trans. Thus, ‘june egbert IS canon’ is a pretty solid positive affirmation of authorial support. (and the reason why so many people came together to celebrate)