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[chimchams]

namjoon waiting for you at the bar ♡

[leonsgf-deactivated20190426]

he is literally leaving

[dogpuppy]

[internet-sentences-deactivated2]

I think the chill laid back tech guys are gentle because they’re all in a masochistic BDSM relationship with computer and need to receive and provide aftercare from each other

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[videolottery]

Bro if the group chat gets leaked we’ll be celebrated for our inclusive and respectful language

[00000066]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[scorchingmoonlight]

i like sex in theory, but in practice I have to be there and also some other fucking guy is there

[depsidase]

[6irlpet]

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

[shoezuki]

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

[unbloodiedmartyr]

Are you proud of me now, mum?

[ostolero]

history will absolve me for party rocking

[ravioliet]

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

[unstablecryptid]

idk how many more "higher temperature is expected today"s i got left in me

[milkypiggybeans]

Emissary