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if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes

allmymetaphors

I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

pizza-capaldi-blog

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen

slimpslurmp

Ya

juuliaroberts

notreally-cockedtail-deactivate

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value

i don’t get it

cleopatrasweave-deactivated2014

buckycharms-thefrostedsoldier

this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

midwestemoboyfriend

I’m not even going to try to deny this.

illkim

"These are the best years of your lives"

subtubitles

tevintersoldier

onesaturdaymorning-deactivated2

She might be the greatest child actor in a while. So funny.

samrockwell

I will take what is mine with fire and blood.

usbports

This guy was literally wearing an Oprah hoodie

nocked-deactivated20181125

wow i cant believe u go to school with josh peck

narcotic

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

afternoonsnoozebutton

So Ludacris performed at Cornell today, and it was overall a fine concert, but at one point he literally said: “If 3 girls wanna get kidnapped, hit me up after the concert - we got 3 seats left on my private jet”