[bangtansburgers]

Taehyung: Hey, before you go out, wanna see some art?

Jin: I've already looked in the mirror once today, so I'm good.

[bangtansburgers]

Namjoon: Wait, you read Jungkook's diary?

Jin: Yeah.

Jin: What I can stomach.

Jin: I just skim it to make sure he's not on drugs.

Namjoon: Wha...what does it say?

Jin: It says, ‘I’m not on drugs.’

[bangtansburgers]

Jungkook: how did you get my number?

Jin: you gave it to me the day we met.

Jungkook: not to use!

[bangtansburgers]

Jungkook: Your ass is grass. And I'm gonna mow it.

[bangtansburgers]

Jin: Time for the charm bomb to explode.

[bangtansburgers]

Jungkook: What do you want?

Hoseok: A lot of things, Jungkook, but right now I want money for a dog.

Jungkook: You owe money to a dog?

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Namjoon: looking at the members You're my family and I love you, but you're terrible. You're all terrible.

[bangtansburgers]

Jin: Here's what we'll do. I'll do the cooking and you just stand there and nod.

Jimin: And entertain the crap out of the audience, got it.

Jin: No, just that.

Jimin: Blow their minds. Got it.

Jin: No, no, no!

[bangtansburgers]

Hoseok: Why'd you head-butt me?!

Yoongi: I was going to punch you, but I'm holding wine.

[bangtansburgers]

Namjoon: Jungkook, Taehyung, what are you doing right now?

Taehyung: Adjusting myself without anyone noticing.

Jungkook: Watching Tae adjust himself.