#btsprobably

[babyyoonkook]

Taehyung: jungkook apparently has something to tell us

Jimin: Oh?

Jungkook: [opens up a PowerPoint titled “why I love Min Yoongi”] welcome to my class, prepared to get lectured

©BabyYoonkook

[bangtansburgers]

Namjoon: Wait, you read Jungkook's diary?

Jin: Yeah.

Jin: What I can stomach.

Jin: I just skim it to make sure he's not on drugs.

Namjoon: Wha...what does it say?

Jin: It says, ‘I’m not on drugs.’

[hwarangs-say-what]

han sung: i've been dropping hints that like yeo wool. they're pretty subtle so he might not know how i really feel.

soo ho: you were making out with him five minutes ago.

[babyyoonkook]

Yoongi: so much pink

Jungkook: you look cute!

Yoongi: I look like a marshmallow

Jungkook: my marshmallow [hugs yoongi]

Jimin: Yeah not to interupt but we have a music video to shoot

[yoonkook still cuddling]

Hoseok: seems fitting for the track title

Jimin: shut up

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[babyyoonkook]

Yoongi: baby can you pass the salt?

[Jimin And Hoseok grab the salt]

Jimin: he clearly meant me hyung

Hoseok: I think you are confused shortie, I am definitely who he meant

Jungkook: [throws the salt container at yoongi] you are so godamm lazy

Yoongi: love you too bun

©BabyYoonkook

[babyyoonkook]

[BTS MAKNAE LINE IN NURSERY]

Teacher: sing the alphabet boys! I’ll start A!

Taehyung: B, C, D!

Jimin: E, F, G!

Jungkook: A to the G to the U to the STD!

Yoongi: [burst through the window] I’m d boy because I’m from D!

Jungkook: [exictedly clapping]

Yoongi: alright I’m taking you with me [takes jungkook]

©BabyYoonkook

[bangtansburgers]

Namjoon: looking at the members You're my family and I love you, but you're terrible. You're all terrible.

[babyyoonkook]

Yoongi: [panting after sprinting to jungkook] w-what’s wrong? Why did you call?

Jungkook: I’m scared

Yoongi: aww don’t be, c’mere

Jungkook: [cuddles into Yoongi]

Yoongi: now, why are you scared?

[Microwave beeps]

Jungkook: I AM GOING TO DIE

Yoongi: ITS A FUCKING MICROWAVE!!

©BabyYoonkook