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oh man its been a year since i was last on here???? time flies uh.

sorry for the disappearance! i lost all my icons a while back due to laptop issues and just.... never really had the motivation to remake them all again despite wantin to come back to it.

im not sure if i will ever come back-- but if i do, itll probably be iconless bc im lazy and all my effort these days goes into work + lookin after my dog. but !!! i can be reached on my personal @greatestdoggo or even on my skype zombie.-.dinosaur (just let me kno who u are if u try addin me tho!!!)

sorry again!

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i know i say this a lot but im really sorry for not being online in a while. ive started a work placement that lasts 9am-5pm and it leaves me feeling a little too drained to consider doing any roleplaying on tumblr ): which might partially be influenced by my insecurities that im not good at being georgie n all that lol if things ease up then ill try come back gradually, but until then ill probably be semi-hiatus. again, im really sorry but thanks for bearin with me and all that UPDATE: ive now got an apprenticeship/job where i was doing my placemant and ive also got a puppy now which requires most of my attention when im home, so my semi-hiatus will continue for a while longer. sorry

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fivetimesinthemirror:

bantercontrol you can’t stop me, georgie would make a good sphynx cat

I REGRET

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                   Lot of fucked up people

                                            in Fabletown.

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                   Lot of fucked up people

                                            in Fabletown.

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hellhoxnd:

That scene in Lion King where the hyenas repeated Mufasa’s name as to give each other the chills? Pretty fucking accurate description when it came to Copper’s feelings towards Bigby – though the Wolf did not scare him per-se so much as his whole attitude got on every last of the Hound’s nerves.

Suppose he couldn’t exactly judge others for having poor attitudes though; Georgie included.

”’course, Boss.” Was this going to take much longer? Was this just one of Georgie’s worse days where he had to fucking piss on everybody else as well? “They just tend to roughen the girls up more than they should, is all.”

A dry look overcame the rhyme’s face, overall unimpressed with the answer given. Sure, he hired Cooper to be a bouncer for the club, but if the girls got roughened up -- well, that was their own fault, in Georgie’s mind.

They had to have done something to piss off the customer. That was how he saw it and how he always would, probably.

{ ❖ } “Oh, boo-hoo. Cry me a fuckin’ river, mate. So th’ girls get a lil’ roughened up? It’s part o’ their fuckin’ job not ta piss off th’ customers -- they’re there ta satisfy ‘em ‘nd get money.“ He rolls his eyes, “Their problem if shit goes bad.”

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First-Time Interaction starter sentences

“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.” “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?” “I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” “Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?” “Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” “Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?” “Watch out for that truck!” “Is this your wallet?” “You look very different to your profile picture…” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Did you see that?! He had a gun.” “Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!” “Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…” “I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.” “HELP ME!” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “Are you alright? You look really pale.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” ”Have you lost something? Can I help?” “Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.

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nihilsineira:

Whatever you use, whatever you chose, Whatever your acronym

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fairestsnowdrop:

“ If that’s the case, then you don’t need to be worried right?” Innocent people just don’t just claim ‘it wasn’t me’ before even listening to what it might be. “ I’ve heard complains about your establishment, mister Porgie.”

{ ❖ } “Complaints? I don’ see why. Ain’t nothin’ ta complain about.” He fixes an unblinking stare on her, face as innocent a can be. { ❖ } “We provide quality service. There’s jack shit wrong wit’ that. So, yanno. Leave.”

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hellhoxnd:

A quiet sigh, a slight dip of his head as a form of acknowledgement.

      ”I’ll try harder.”

To say taking orders from a funny little man and watching out for a bunch of slimy creeps was his dream job would be a gross understatement; but a job was a job nevertheless, he supposed; and orders were orders.

Wasn’t as if Mr. Crowd Control over here was doing a better job at seeming welcoming.

He frowns slightly, eyeing the larger man and crossing his arms across his chest.

{ ❖ } “I’d fuckin’ hope so. If I wanted my customers scared off I’d’ve pissed off Bigby.”

It was a lie, of course -- he would rather not face the Wolf’s wrath if he could help it, especially when he was sure Bigby would gladly beat the shit out of him. 

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/// I just wanted to tell you I read the last two replies you did and my dash and I can HEAR Georgie's voice in my head when I read it EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!

omg this made me smile a lot tHANK U FRIEND

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donkeyskiin:

“Not my fault I got held up.” Defiant as a fly could be, when already wrapped in web.

“You want your money, it takes time to earn it - can’t just up and leave halfway through.”

{ ❖ } “Oh, I’m sorry. Who’s fuckin’ fault was it, then?”

{ ❖ } “I don’t give a shit. Ya either get th’ damn money in on time or try findin’ another job. Oh, wait -- that’s right. No one else’ll fuckin’ hire ya.”

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silentiio:

“It was a good week, you can say. I am trying, Georgie.”

{ ❖ } "Then fuckin’ try harder, Nerissa -- th’ more yer late wit’ handin’ in money, th’ less forgivin’ I’m gonna get.”

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hellhoxnd:

      “S’just my natural expression, Boss.”

Besides — wasn’t that the whole point of his presence?

{ ❖ } “Then fuckin’ tone it down a bit ‘r somethin’. Christ.”

He really wasn’t willing to lose customers because of the guard dogs Cooper’s resting face.

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hellhoxnd

{ ❖ } “.. Cooper, mate -- yer goin’ ta end up scarin’ off customers wit’ that death stare o’ yours.”