Give me some damn pets

This is a side blog for cat Jack

[quepajaeltambler]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits

[everythingfox]

Benson

[catsbeaversandducks]

[youraffectionatedad]

Not even the Cone of Shame can stop this bloodthirsty man-eating predator!!

[lexxynichelle-deactivated201508]

[420moshdad]

dumbass

[trashskeleton-deactivated201408]

Infomercial Kitten

[banananbee]

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

[jake-trickster]

baby lost in the sauce

[lmaonade]

no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance 

[citrusriot]

Are you fucking serious?

[lmaonade]

i would never lie

[exceptionals]

[kittypat-daily]

[theplatonicgoat]

@perijules

[teathattast]

[breathe-here]

[cutekittensarefun]

Cats are programmed to get UP IN YOUR FACE between 4am and 6am. We may never know why

[prokopetz]

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

[valtsv]

my favorite thing about cats is how you can literally see the moment the switch flips in their heads and they enter the Sillyzone™

[valtsv]

[sovietshopaholic]

@agayworthfightingfor @transandtired @trans-mom @autogynephilius @isoldmysoultofandoms

[theweirdwideweb]

[mothwi]

I can testify that this is very true

[catchymemes]

[chaosgenesplicer]

@felidaeng

[everythingfox]

Oh.

[petermorwood]

Used to operate the battle beans on all of our lot, who seemed to like it.

@dduane, who has written X-Men, said there should be a sound like “Snikt!” when it happened, but I think “Snikt!” suggests something happening faster, like a flick-knife.

The sound here would be more “wrrrrRRR-tchunk!”

It’s been a slow day.

[hyratel]

@dovewithscales @ocoree

[dovewithscales]

Claws.

[scissortailedsaint]

stupid cats are valid

[lilacbreastedroller]

cats who aren’t graceful and thud to the ground like a bag of rocks are VALID

[voodoo-dollie]

cats who run around the room and ram into the door are VALID

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

cats who get their claws stuck in things and meow at you to help them are VALID

[handsomepeacock]

OwO What’s this?

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]