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[bara-laika]

Hey, happy new year! Even if it's a little late.

Ive been a fan of your work since 2015 and I still go and read your stuff on AO3.

I hope things are going well for you wherever you are. I wish you nothing but the best.

Take care and be kind to yourself.

Thank you, darling. I really appreciate all your support, it’s been so long!

My AO3 stands as a true archive, it isn’t going anywhere (as long as I have anything to do with it) and I have all my fics backed up. If anything does happen to AO3 due to political instability, the public has my full consent to repost my work, unedited and credited. I am not American and do not observe their laws.

[bara-laika]

How are you going? Is there any way to check on your status in general?..

Hello, chum, it’s been a while. I’m not doing much better at all and am awaiting a date for major surgery. My aging, ailing body doesn’t make horny brain chemicals any more for reasons I’m being blocked from finding out due to my weight and my pussy is dead meat. I want desperately to get back to writing but there’s just nothing there. I’m rotting in bed waiting until I can be operated on and I don’t really know what else to do. My irl charity work is keeping me at least somewhat alive, when I can haul myself from bed to wheelchair.

I miss being a shock jock, it was very fun. 🖤

[spitblossoms]

[greelin]

lord forgive me for the things i’ve said and thought about this man made of pixels

[lustfulghostss]

that’s disgusting (hot as hell)

[bara-laika]

Gosh you haven't posted anything in so long!..

How's your health going, may I ask?

Hello, Anon 🖤

It has not been good at all. My condition has been deteriorating and has required more care than before. It’s been very difficult to do much of anything, let alone write.

I’m very very thankful to my patient commissioners, I’m cautiously optimistic about getting back to writing sooner rather than later.

[gondwana]

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

[gondwana]

the critics are raving

[bara-laika]

happy late birthday bara! ur nasty courier is so cool! maybe she coud black widow boone? betray him to the legion and fuck him raw then keep him as slave? itd be a shame to waste a good man in death too soon and maybe other soldiers want him too as revenge?

Oh wow, Anon! Betraying Boone as a female Legion Courier is so fantastically cruel, especially if she initially helped him in Novac. Severa is definitely a scheming, nasty type, willing to help everyone along the way to raise her standing within communities and then use that influence to flog them for her own benefit. Just an evil bitch all round, y’know?

It’s a shame, really. She could have some strong, healthy children from him, she’s sure, but he isn’t willing to move on from his family despite them being long gone. This blonde psycho would strike in the night next to a dying fire in the Mojave, prowling low and quiet to get Boone’s hands bound as his training and instincts kick in. She beats his head with her fists, not caring around the damage she makes— he doesn’t need to have all his teeth, or be completely present for her plans— and ties his ankles with his bootlaces. He’s strong, but she’s stronger and more determined. Knows how to suck his dick to force him hard, rides him rough after so long without pussy that he’s blowing his load with a bellow of anger as she winds her hips around, fingers splayed over her womb.

“You don’t need her. Just me,” Severa whispers, smooth as a blade and just as sharp. “Or maybe I should throw you to the boys in Cottonwood. You ever been fucked before? Hm… maybe I should do it first.”

Boone feels the bile rise in his throat. He vomits on the grubby bedroll and Severa strokes his buzzed down hair.

“Crazy bitch! I’ll kill you!” He threatens, but she just doesn’t see it. Boone looks so pathetic, smeared in his own filth.

“I’d like to see you try,” Severa simpers. She rises from his lap, the sick slurp of their bodies disconnecting too wet, stomach-churning and vulgar. As if nothing ever happened, she lays down next to him and raises her hips. “I hope it’s a boy…”

[bogarchive]

Iori Yagami

[endlessmazin]

Glitchtober - Day 5 - Kenough

(via GIPHY)

[bara-laika]

i love love love your horrible courtier. can i talk about mine in return? he's a cuntboi, barely more than a legion dog, brain scrambled past the point of no return by the initial bullet. he's barely any use as combat and of less use as breeding stock, so he keeps troop morale high. whether he likes it or not :)

Thank you! What a fun sounding Courier guy in turn.

I’m pretty sure Severa would love to bully a pathetic, near-braindead cuntguy. Between beating him into pulp, riding on his back like a steed while holding a fistful of his hair and using him as her tribbing fucktoy, she’d give him just as awful a time as any other Legion soldier worth their rations. Shoving anything she can get her hands on up his cunt— knife grips, gun butts, scavenged eggs and sturdy enough fruit to serve as hole-stretchers, working up to her slender fist to punch his useless pussy in.

At least she can still breed if she can’t fight any more. She’s still better than one of them and that’s what she holds onto as she spits on her victim, good and loud, to make sure that the men nearby can pick it up and the enslaved women shudder.

She’ll take her pent up rage out on him. Her frustrations when she runs up against a wall with the men— that no matter how clever, how useful, how lethal, how efficient she is, she’ll never truly be one of them.

Fuck, it makes her so mad.

[tanadrin]

not all kinks are sublimated anxieties, but the readiness with which we turn our sublimated anxieties into sexual fantasies is one of the most endearing things about our species to me. like our brains are like, “hmm. don’t like this. i should jerk off about it.”

[nickolashx]

Shadow Tower (1998)

Shadow Tower is a 1998 role playing video game developed by FromSoftware (creators of Dark Souls & Elden Ring) for the PlayStation 1. Shadow Tower shares many similarities with the King’s Field series of video games. “Darkness swallowed all, and closed a gate”

[maddestmao]

warmup sketch

[relinquish-the-memories]

[konjura]

@narcan-necromancer

[zegalba]

Hajime Sorayama

[bara-laika]

Been playing the Legion story as a nasty gender traitor f-Courier. She thinks she’s above everyone, even the Legion’s hard-enforced ideals, and hunts NCR citizens and soldiers alike with a sharp, cruel, hollow eye. Blonde and buxom enough to be pretty, she’d make a great wifey if she could be tamed, cleaned up, buttoned into some nice pre-war clothes and have a baby or two put in her. Maybe that would even out the temper, give her some empathy?

Because all she does in the Mojave is make folks miserable.

If the other Legionaries had their way, she’d be fighting their dogs naked and empty handed, but she’d probably come out on top. They know it. Maybe she needs to go into a breeding rack and do her duty for the Legion, but she’s just so diligent an executor of Caesar’s will… her work has given them such inroads to the desert. There’s something about her messy ponytail and filthy hands, blood under her fingernails and splattered over her duster. She looks even better in Legion red.

She’s no fool— she’ll be a slave once she’s not useful any more. Until then? She’s going to put all those men to shame.