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you hate me? wow u think ur hot shit and original huh well i hated me first so u can go grab a number and wait ur turn

literally every episode of Say Yes To The Dress

bride: i think i kinda like this dress :)

grandma: you look like a fucking croissant. take it off

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“These are pictures of my dog, Theodore as he grew up.”

- Daniel

Join this group for more pet photos

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happy valentine’s day

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dinner at J. Law's house

J. Law: And that's when I said, "WHERE'S THE PIZZA?!?!"

dinner guests: *forced laughter as they eat their dinner consisting of only bread*

Bradley Cooper to me: Can I offer you some bread?

me: Oh, um, I don't eat bread.

dinner guests: *complete silence*

J. Law with mouth full of bread: Wait... what do you mean you don't eat bread?

me: Oh, um, well, I can't-

J. Law: *makes wacky faces* FUCK YOU!! You ASSHOLE!!! *crying*

me: Uh, well... sorry, it's just that I-

J. Law crawling across the table towards me: YOU WILL EAT THIS BREAD.

me: Please, no!

Bradley Cooper: Please, Jen, it's fine...

J. Law: *ugly crying* SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!

J. Law: *takes a fistful of bread and shoves it in my mouth*

me: *muffled crying* Please, I have celiac disease– I can't eat gluten.

J. Law: DON'T GIVE IN TO SOCIETY'S LIES! EAT THIS BREAD.

dinner guests: *still watching in silent horror*

Amy Schumer: *thin lipped Amy Schumer smile*

Oscar committee: Holy fuck, Jen...

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Unfortunately, the punch line to this joke is that it isn’t one - the KKK are actually trying to adopt a highway. I mean the fact that they are allowed to just operate so openly - despite being a terrorist organization - is incredible tbh.

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Black Don’t Crack

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wait..how tf

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this just crazy

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This WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT THIS WAS HIS DAUGHTER 🌚

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things u dont learn at school #204: Two muslim women named Fatima and Miriam Al-Firhi, created the world’s first university, Al-Qarawiyyin, in 859 A.D

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Written by Brandon Sheffield

Drawn by Dami Lee

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dan + ‘phil’ tweets

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man *proposing to woman*: you are so amazing And i want to spend the rest of my life with you man *after married to woman*: darn it ! Now i am trapped. game fricking over. She done tricked me

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Context to the story:

The girl cut her hair once so that she could have bangs. The mother disapproved and decided to cut off 15" of her hair as punishment. The girl later again decided to change her hair style and the above was the result; she shaved her daughters head.

Having a few personal experiences with this kind of invasive behaviour it really hurts to see someone go through these kinds of things, where the parent tries to live vicariously through their childs life, to attempt to shape them and make their decisions for them depending on what THEY would do and give their child NO independence or self expression.

Thankfully, this mother thought her actions were 100% justifiable and posted it to Facebook as a bit of a “haha, teach my kid a lesson” and has been hit with brutal recrimination from her community and has had visits from Child Protective Services.

For so many young (and older) girls their hair is their self expression, and in several months I hope this girl will have hers back.