This is my fandom and random-stuff-blog. You can find my writing blog here, my 'plot bunnies' blog here, and my reference blog here.
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I mostly reblog other people's posts, but you can find my writing tagged nonesensed stories and my posts (or reblogs I've commented on) tagged nonesensed life.
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Second part of what the non-vampire turtles are doing.
Universe:12
12!Donnie hadn’t imagined finding a mysterious message on his computer when he was doing research that evening. Neither had he expected to find a photo of his oldest brother's unconscious body being dragged around by an alternate version of his younger brother. He would have enjoyed chatting with the turtles in the other universes more if it was under better circumstances. Instead he needed to focus.
12!Donnie first sent a quick text to 12!Raph and 12!Mikey, telling them that it was an emergency and to meet him in his lab.
Then he went over what he needed to build the portal. It had been a while since he and his brothers had been to that universe, but he thought he could use the parts from an old Krang portal to achieve his goal.
First to arrive was 12!Raph. He slammed the door when he entered. “What happened?”
“Leo’s in trouble. I'll explain more when Mikey gets here. For now, help me move this over there.”
12!Raph muttered a bit but didn’t argue with him.
They didn’t have to wait too long for their youngest brother to arrive. 12!Donnie knew he'd been visiting the Mutanimals and hadn’t expected him to be that quick. “Dudes! I came as fast as I could. What is happening?”
12!Donnie walked over to his computer, explaining on the way: “I received an emergency message from another universe while on my computer. It included this picture.” He enlarged said picture to show his brothers.
12!Raph pushed 12!Donnie aside. “What is this? I was on the phone with Fearless just 20 minutes ago.”
Then 12!Mikey jumped and grabbed hold of 12!Raph's shell, to have a look at the screen. “Bro, that turtle kinda looks like me.”
“A good observation, Mikey. That is your counterpart from another universe."
“Like the funny guys from last time?”
“Yes. I have actually talked to two of the turtles from last time and turtles from two other universes. Leo is at the moment in a universe defined as universe 03. Regarding the other Mikey in the picture.” 12!Donnie closed down the picture and instead opened up the chat window again. “Randomly kidnapping brothers is apparently out of character for “this” Mikey according to his brothers, whom I have been in contact with. ” He scrolled up in the chat thread.
12!Raph crossed his arms. “So their Mikey's been corrupted, possessed, replaced or all of the above. Who cares? Let's just go there, get Leo and probably fight.”
12!Donnie stopped scrolling when he reached the top of the chat thread. The video that had started all this. “It’s a little more complicated than that.” He pressed play on 03!Mikey's first message.
12!Mikey was the first one to break the silence when they were done watching the video. “Dude, glowing eyes! That's like something out of a movie. What if they've been infected by some interdimensional creature and now they're trying to gather more people to build an army and take over the world!” 12!Donnie and 12!Raph exchanged confused looks, before 12!Raph sided-eyed 12!Mikey. “I think the TV has finally rotted your brain.”
“Okay, it may be a bit farfetched but it might as well happen considering what we've been through." 12!Mikey emphasized his words by gesturing with his hands.
“That aside, I have been in contact with several of our counterparts and we have all agreed to meet up in universe 1987 to regroup and figure out our next step. Leonardo and Raphael from universe 1987 are working on finding their dimensional transporter to go pick up Michelangelo from universe 2003 and the other turtles." 12!Donnie turned around from the computer to look at his brothers. “I should have a portal to the 1987 universe up and running in half an hour.” 12!Donnie looked over at the parts he had gathered up so far. He hoped he'd be able to make it work.
12!Raph put a hand on 12!Donnie's shoulder. “So we have 30 minutes to prepare to travel to another universe. I’m going to go over my gear, howl if you need anything.” With that the other two left 12!Donnie alone.
—-37 minutes later—---
They were all once again gathered in 12!Donnie's lab. 12!Donnie could feel 12!Mikey leaning a little closer to him. He didn’t know If that was his brother looking for reassurance or trying to show support. 12!Donnie appreciated it nonetheless. He didn’t like how quiet his younger brother was right now. 12!Raph’s face didn’t give anything away but 12!Donnie could tell that his older brother was also getting antsy.
12!Donnie typed a sequence on his computer keyboard and the portal sprang to life. It took a few seconds for the portal to stabilize.
12!Donnie looked around his lab one last time before he gave his brothers a silent confirmation to enter the portal.
I've been harassed in MANY different ways on here (from ostensibly left-wing people who are reeeeallly just looking for the thrill of leading their friends on a cyberbully adventure, to nazis, to people who spam rape-threats from multiple accounts), and the solution for all of them is the same: just ignore it.
even if it sucks, even if they're saying things you want to refute, even if you think refuting will help things because Everyone Will Understand if You Just Speak Clearly Enough. even if you want to vent publicly because you think you deserve that much, acknowledging them is almost always the wrong move. you're just pouring gas and making sure that those couple little sparks turn into a fire. and all of them love to see you upset, not just the nazis threatening rape. sucks when it's your own, but hey, hurt people hurt people!
engaging is bad for a few different reasons. the first is that these people feed on attention. reply publicly, and that will give someone enough juice to make a new account every few days for a year plus, sending you paragraphs of insults mixed with strange accusations. whereas if you'd ignored them, maybe that obsessive phase would've only lasted a couple weeks. genuinely, you can create your own stalkers by reacting.
the second is that by engaging publicly, you're platforming them. even if you just post literal puppies and rainbows, there will be people hate-following who are pissed off about how many notes your latest puppies and rainbows photo got (because if you got more notes than them, it's punching up). they will see you engaging with harassment and go, hey, I can do that too! and that's how you get harasser mitosis.
platforming also has another problem. most people are good, but by the sheer quantity of people you'll be exposed to online, some will be malicious. if you are refuting something incorrect ("I never killed that man because I wasn't even in Florida on that day!") they will go right to the original slander ("they killed that man in Florida"), copy/paste, and spread it. or they will forgo the copy/pasting and just let it mutate in their memory so that it's a whole new thing by the time they spread it ("they killed several men and women in Florida, and also California").
currently, I'm in the 'block everyone who could potentially hate-follow and harass me' phase, but there is also some danger to that, because people see blocking as you acknowledging them, which (depending on the person) might be enough gasoline to rev them up. but it does at least provide some barrier, because making new accounts to block evade takes a modicum of energy, and if they're continually starved of further interactions, that energy will eventually fade.
anyway, those are my cool strats! if you start gaining any sort of online numbers, you can do this to keep yourself a little bit sane and healthy. good luck!
Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.
Olruggio: I specialize in fire magic due to its practical applications as a light source, a heat source, and a way to fend off predators. My signature spells are all about making people feel safe or comfortable, which I suppose could be read as symbolic of my larger character motivations.
Qifrey: I specialize in water magic because I fucking hate it.
The fact that this is the line drawn is really funny! Human breasts are actually incredibly rare among mammals! We don't know exactly why humans have big bazongas but it's probably sexual selection, which presents the really funny problem
If your snake women having sex with people is normal and expected...then yeah, they're ALSO probably going to have something resembling breasts. They might even just have breasts in all but function.
Like yes, non-mammals don't make milk, but you actually don't need the whole kit that humans do in order to make milk. Arguably its not even the important part of the breast to begin with.
We actually have another theory why human breasts are like that, and it's because of our flat faces.
Most mammals have, compared to humans, an elongated jaw. So a little tiny bump of a mammary gland is fine, just enough to get the nostrils away from the teat, and the young can freely breathe while nursing. However, as humans started using fire more and more to cook food - which softened it up, rendering powerful jaws less necessary - their jaws began to shorten, resulting in the development of the chin and other unique facial structures as the face flattened out.
This, of course, meant that babies could suffocate while nursing, which would obviously be bad. But what if... what if nipple further from chest? Bigger bump, so baby's nose have spot to go that isn't directly into mommy's chest? Oh, turns out that works! Of course, as more and more fat stores become dedicated to growing that breast mound to keep baby from suffocating, it becomes harder and harder for the mother to reabsorb that tissue when not nursing (as many other mammals do), so they just... don't. Knockon effects from there, and bam. Tiddies.
Which means if your cat girl has a flat face she probably should still have boobs but if she's got the full muzzle, not so much.
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