barbarocracy

[transgenderer]

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

[dogpuppy]

[cannibalchicken]

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[dogpuppy]

[calellon]

Literally how does your mind work 😟

? it doesnt

[mona-ex-machina]

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

[riverlarking]

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[sailatina3]

[valtsv]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[ozempicofficial]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[theboost]

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play