yarr

[barbossasuggestions]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

They hate to see a chad thriving

[jncos]

If you’re ever in an internet argument, which I don’t recommend, you have my permission to use this image I just cooked up if it’s an emergency situation and you have no other choice. 

[elodieunderglass]

I don’t think i will ever appropriate this image, but I do feel it should be widely seen and appreciated, like a gallery exhibit.

[lizzyswann-turnersuggestions]

@cutlerbeckettsuggestions

[barbossasuggestions]

@cutlerbeckettsuggestions

[flightyfinch]

i miss the days when people would discreetly cough blood into their handkerchiefs instead of everyone always trying to be this season’s Little Miss Tuberculosis

[jacksparrowsuggestions]

some of you have never died and it shows :/

[barbossasuggestions]

How nice to know that for once it ain't me you're vagueing.

[cutlerbeckettsuggestions]

observe a meaningless occasion by drinking too much punch and taking off your wig in company

[lizzyswann-turnersuggestions]

@barbossasuggestions

[barbossasuggestions]

Only fun if you put it on a very small sailor.

[vitaldose-deactivated20191007]

I only want to wear gym clothes and pajamas for the rest of my life.

[barbossasuggestions]

Who among ye still has two thumbs by the grace o' the Lord and just raided an unattended counter full of fine cosmetic preparations?

THIS SALTY OLD DOG

[norringtonsuggestions]

Right, so, along with the clothing this place has seen fit to force my hair to grow, and fairly substantially at that.

I don’t mean to complain, precisely, but I find the idea of some unknown mover having that level of control over our bodies here to be a matter of some concern.

[anamariasuggestions]

My outfit switched too. And it gave me new earrings which I’m kind of pissed about because I don’t know how much these new ones are actually worth???

I’m a little less concerned in general about something controlling our looks here, though. Either this means this is all they can control, or it means that they could do worse and this is all they felt like doing.

[lizzyswann-turnersuggestions]

Ana, you are the only smart person here.  

[norringtonsuggestions]

That would be valid if it were merely a matter of clothes, which it is not!

[barbossasuggestions]

[barbossasuggestions]

Velour

[barbossasuggestions]

do the time warp again

[lizzyswann-turnersuggestions]

imitation is the second highest form of flattery & the highest is stealing someone’s stuff so you can guise as them on hallowe’en!

[barbossasuggestions]

On that note, thank you kindly for the dress, dearie.

[anamariasuggestions]

I like to call my friends hoes when they do anything that even minorly inconveniences me, but there’s always a grey area when they’re actually a hoe.

[lizzyswann-turnersuggestions]

What distinguishes an actual hoe from a minor inconvenience?

[anamariasuggestions]

Real Hoe Ex: Jack is an actual hoe.

Me using hoe as a term of endearment at minor inconvenience: Elizabeth hid the rum because she wants us to be healthier? What a hoe.

[lizzyswann-turnersuggestions]

I appreciate not being an actual hoe, but what particularly makes someone an actual hoe?

[anamariasuggestions]

…is this a trick question

[lizzyswann-turnersuggestions]

im just feeling a little surprised that, with my recent track record, i have not earned the epithet but jack has is all.

[barbossasuggestions]

Two men ain’t hoein’ next question

[jacksparrowsuggestions]

Barbie here is right for once wow can you imagine

[cutlerbeckettsuggestions]

May three Men hoe? I ask this for a Friend. Or for two Friends.

[barbossasuggestions]

🤫😉

[anamariasuggestions]

I like to call my friends hoes when they do anything that even minorly inconveniences me, but there’s always a grey area when they’re actually a hoe.

[lizzyswann-turnersuggestions]

What distinguishes an actual hoe from a minor inconvenience?

[anamariasuggestions]

Real Hoe Ex: Jack is an actual hoe.

Me using hoe as a term of endearment at minor inconvenience: Elizabeth hid the rum because she wants us to be healthier? What a hoe.

[lizzyswann-turnersuggestions]

I appreciate not being an actual hoe, but what particularly makes someone an actual hoe?

[anamariasuggestions]

…is this a trick question

[lizzyswann-turnersuggestions]

im just feeling a little surprised that, with my recent track record, i have not earned the epithet but jack has is all.

[barbossasuggestions]

Two men ain't hoein' next question

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

[witchgrindergeneral]

Reblogge if thou hast a melancholic temperament and an excess of black bile

[unicornsandbutane]

[norringtonsuggestions]

It’s come to my attention that today is “Talk Like A Pirate Day”, which I suppose means everyone around here can just carry on as usual.

[barbossasuggestions]

it be

WHAT NOW