“What was that, Princess?”

Crystal | Far too old for this shit | 35 | she/her Sammy Lane | Josh Cheat || 18+ MDNI

[losfacedevil]

Masterlist

The sole purpose of this is to look like I have my shit together but I digress, I do not. 

UPDATED  04/03/2024

* smut ! angst ~ fluff  Any dad works will most likely state it in the title!

~*~ Josh ~*~

Good Morning Dad The Music Is You (dad!Josh) Next Thing You Know ~ WIP **On Hiatus** For You * Reassurance ~ Piano Man ~ Tease * Dreams In Gold *

Meet Mr. Josh (Preschool Teacher AU)

~*~ Jake ~*~

Let Me Love You ~ Because You Loved Me ~ Book Worms ~ Burn * Guitar Lessons (Dad!Jake) ~ Quickie * Mile High * Last Night !

Angel Of Mine *

Crazy Train

Good Vibrations *

Sea Glass and Kisses ~

Chapter One ! Chapter Two ~ Chapter Three ~! Chapter Four ~! Chapter Five !

Dial Drunk !

~*~ Sammy ~*~

Overwhelmed ~ Stress Relief * That’s Dad To You ~ All Summer Long ~ Summer Love ~ First Dance ~ Little Bird (dad Sam) I Knew You Were Trouble ~!* Hungry Eyes * Jump Then Fall ~ Addicted * The Archer 

Earned It*

You Can’t Hurry Love ~

My Cherie Amor *

Sk8er Boi - WIP

A FARMERS MARKET SAM AU FIND ALL THINGS FARMERS MARKET HERE!

FIND ALL THINGS VAMP!SAM HERE

FIND ALL THINGS SAM AND LOVEY HERE

I WAS BORN TO LOVE YOU

VALENTINES SERIES MASTERPOST

~*~ Danny ~*~

My Sunshine (Dad!Danny) Love You Goodbye !~* Anthing For You ~

Tattoos and Blow Jobs *

Love The One You’re With ~

Beautiful Things ~ (Danny x Sugar)

BLURB NIGHTS

Killjoy JMK&JTK Warming Up Hands Under Shirt JMK 

Talking Fondly in their Sleep JMK

Falling Asleep on their stomach JTK Personal Space Heater JTK I Wouldn’t Trade You DRW I Wouldn’t Trade You JTK How Are You So Comfy? SFK Flowers JMK Better JTK

Stealing Sweaters SFK

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

june, please be kinder

[edgingthedarkness]

I love them so much! “You happy now? Look what you’ve made me do. I pissed myself”

[demolitiondanchipsversion]

GOOD EVENINGGGGGGGG

Greta is back baby

[grimandghoulish]

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

[losfacedevil]

“Can you give me your name again?”

Buddy I never gave you it in the first place, please do not use it to address me like… ever. Thank you

[harrywavycurly]

Harry I simply do not have time for this✨

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[losfacedevil]

Sam my love 😭 I cannot wait to see what these fuckers have in store!

[the-bar-sinister]

That fic you wrote?

The one about the ship no one else cares about, or the deeply unpopular character, or the extremely unusual AU?

The fic that got no comments or kudos when you posted it?

Months or years from now, that fic might be exactly what someone is looking for in the sea of fics about all the popular characters, ships, and AUs.

Your fic might be the only fic out there that has what someone is looking for. The only fic that scratches the itch that it turns out you and that reader share.

And that's awesome.

[smutblud]

Necessary note to self/reminder

[losfacedevil]

The itch to write is real.. the motivation to do so is not

[losfacedevil]

Hungry Eyes Sam has been parading around my brain all day…

[losfacedevil]

Let’s fucking GO!!! It’s about damn time boys!

[gretavanferal]

my close personal friends greta van fleet are back on their pissing me the fuck off bullshit like oh my god don’t start

[losfacedevil]

I don’t have the mental capacity for these boys shenanigans!

[losfacedevil]

There’s just something about an overly obsessed person taking the fun out of being a casual fan that just fully downs my vibe. I’m not a fake fan because I’m not up their asses but you make me not wanna even care about them anymore

[losfacedevil]

Hey uh…. What the FUCK DOES IT MEAN?!