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carly (she/they)

[bardapologist]

im carly house phone and im making folk-fantasy music! bandcamp # spotify # apple music worsterman.com # bluesky support me on ko-fi: ko-fi.com/housephone

[bardapologist]

im sick again and i need BOOK RECS!!!!!

[fartbong-rewritten]

adulthood involves green bell peppers in some way I think

[bardapologist]

im sick again and i need BOOK RECS!!!!!

[sailermoon]

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

[ijaazat]

summer

1. make a syllabus for yourself - books, media, places, recipes

2. complete 40% of it

3. eat every fruit u can

[lonestatus]

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

[moonrpg]

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

[omtai]

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

[orochimarufacts]

You guys I heard they’re outside slicing human joy into neat rectangles for everyone to eat. I heard it looks like a pale pink cloudy jelly or soft translucent tofu and everyone can have a piece just small enough to hold in their palm. and there’s enough for everyone😄

[deadandphilgames]

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

[deadandphilgames]

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

[kosmogrl]

[xfilesthe]

well yes i did update the x-files fic that i started five years ago!! and i'm writing more! if you like seasons 1-4 and between the scenes non-linear storytelling you may like it!!

you can read it on a03 :) –> this is the exit

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[xfilesthe]

well yes i did update the x-files fic that i started five years ago!! and i'm writing more! if you like seasons 1-4 and between the scenes non-linear storytelling you may like it!!

you can read it on a03 :) –> this is the exit

[bardapologist]

hosting a seder for all my friends who haven't been to one before and if you're looking for a haggadah that centers the genocide in gaza and adds blessings for social justice, commitment to solidarity and community, etc. to the seder, i recommend JVP's haggadah which is all of the above and has some really thoughtful readings!!!!