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pandorama-art

late summer treasures 🍅✨

#art

fraeulein-freya

The Fade didn't want her.

bioware

if you have to get rid of giant spider, you know who to call

#dragon age

hawberries

downsides of august: cold

upsides of august: get to see magnolias :)

#art

tessatessa-mo-messa

So far my favorite part about Arkham Knight is when a random militia said “we did good! The attack is trending! #cityoffear everyone upload your pics!”

#DC comics

nitewrighter

Lois Lane is not a bad driver. Lois Lane is an excellent driver. Lois Lane could arguably be a stunt driver. She's chased down the slipperiest leads and pulled crazy maneuvers in parking garages and pulled the drawbridge-turned-ramp stunt to get her story when the situation has called for it. She has grabbed the wheel of a humvee from the backseat when an IED turned both her MP driver escort and his partner to swiss cheese and she successfully navigated through a suddenly-turned-warzone to the American embassy while having a minor concussion herself. She's definitely a better driver than Clark, who, between frequently second-guessing other drivers, having to reconcile super-senses with operating a respectable used hybrid volvo sedan, and never going above the speed limit, basically drives like an old lady. But Lois drives like fucking Lupin III and it scares the shit out of both Clark and Jimmy.

Clark: *regularly breaks the sound barrier, has to be hyper-conscious of speed to make sure he doesn't injure anyone he's carrying or make them pass out from G-Force, is literally invulnerable*

Clark when he's in a car and Lois is driving:

softlymono

I love the unintentional implication of the image. Cuz that's a replaced car handle that doesn't match the interior. Meaning that Clark's gotta have ripped out Lois' car handle at LEAST once.

nitewrighter

Lois, sitting in the copilot's seat next to Clark: Smallville, you're going three miles under the speed limit in the center lane. Come on!

Clark, hands perfectly placed at the NHTSA recommended '9 and 3' positions as is appropriate for this model and year of car: Two cars ahead of us is a newly single mother of three. They're late for her oldest's tennis practice, the tablet's battery just ran out for the middle child, and the youngest has spat out her pacifier and it's rolled under the seat so now the middle child has to unbuckle her seatbelt to grab the pacifier from under the seat or else the youngest is just going to scream the whole ride.

Lois: ...

Clark: *has visibly broken a sweat*

Lois: Clark, what the fuck are you talking about.

#DC comics

dailydccomics

Supergirl by Janaina Medeiros

#dc comics

forgamers

swingsetindecember

peter parker will never escape nyc transit

#marvel

fourcorpsmen

My brother. Tim Drake. Thought of by many as the best robin, I totally get it.

#dc comics

kemdraw

#DC comics

lexluthorethicalbillionaire

While i am not homosexual. I SUPPORT all homos! And I am proud that LEX LUTHOR, ethical billionaire, does to!

#DC comics

5mcsinatrenchcoat

One thing I think about every time I'm replaying ME2 is:

It actually makes Shepard even scarier is you tell the Council to shove it and don't accept the Spectre status back, doesn't it?

'Cause here's the thing: Bioware didn't sufficiently change the dialog based on that decision. There are multiple instances where they just threw in the word "former" and otherwise kept everything the same.

Think about it. Not everyone knows Shepard's face (esp in ME2 where they're dead and already a history bad movies are being filmed about), not everyone even keeps up with Council news well enough.

What do most people know? That Spectres are these scary supercops who are above most laws are can do virtually whatever they want to achieve their goals. The only famously un-spectred rogue Spectre that they maybe know of is Saren, who, uh, betrayed everyone and allied with the geth and then tried to coup the Citadel.

So when this awfully self-confident human (potentially with a scary scarred face too) rolls around and says to you, threateningly:

"You're going to 'run in' a former Spectre? I don't think so."

The biggest question that should concern any sane person would be:

WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS BITCH DO TO BE A FORMER SPECTRE

#mass effect