Guy Who Does Stuff

I'm Bardock! Howdy! (Mainblog of Bardockarts)!

[lleyksie]

brown bears ʕ⁠·⁠ᴥ⁠·⁠ʔ

[muttsandmustelidae]

haha yeah man female dogs are bitchy and female horses are bitchy and female cats are bitchy and female ferrets are bitchy and female rats are bitchy and female guinea pigs are bitchy and female birds are bitchy and female rabbits are bitchy and female everything is bitchy. lol! isn’t it so funny how you think that! isn’t it so silly that this is your perception of literally every species! haha! i’m sure there’s nothing to unpack there! i’m sure you’re 100% accurate and unbiased in your conclusion that female animals are just inherently evil! i’m sure you have very normal thoughts about human women too! teehee! isn’t everyone laughing! isn’t it so goofy!

[obieros]

[teashoesandhair]

OK lads but. Why is the r slur coming back. It's 2026. Why am I hearing so many of The Youth use this word liberally and at whim. Do you need me to ground you. Do I need to sit you on the naughty step. Do you need me to strap you into the Learning Chair and deliver a 4 hour lecture about the history of the r slur, ableism, and why using that word is neither big nor cool. Or do you just need me to punch you in the mouth.

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

Because people aren't going along with your "harsh insults are suddenly slurs now" game. Touch grass, get a glass of water, do literally anything else...

[teashoesandhair]

It's been considered a slur for over a decade, you sack of stale farts. The reason it's a slur is because it specifically refers to an outdated medical terminology for people with intellectual and developmental disabilities. This is a protected group, on account of the systemic ableism and the centuries of eugenics that determined that anyone branded with this word should be removed from society. That's the history you're deliberately invoking when you use that word to insult someone.

Similarly, insults that deliberately target other marginalised characteristics and communities such as race, sexuality, gender etc are also slurs. This is not a new, woke definition. This is literally just what the word means.

Harsh insults would be something like 'you absolute waste of atoms,' 'you condom full of ditchwater,' 'your parents should have traded you up for a Pokémon card at birth.' Harsh insults and slurs are not synonymous. Terribly sorry that you had to learn this via a public schooling on Tungle dot net.

[maryellencarter]

when everything is a slur, nothing will be?

[teashoesandhair]

A spade is a spade. A trowel is not. Hope that helps!

[trippingtroll]

Bsky moot gave me the idea, and I laughed the entire time I worked on it.

[leeemonshark]

turns your Jetfire into a whale shark 💥💥💥

redrawn from this

I think he's constantly bumping into someone and constantly apologizing for it

[doomspoon888]

Hello I don't know if someone has sent you this yet but just in case:

Supposedly an excerpt from an interview with Kirill Bolotov, who translated G1 for TV broadcasting in Russia. (So, written sometime in the 90s)

This is killing me and I immediately thought of your Megatron 😭 cheers

You heard it here guys, Megatron's a simp for pretty boys with squeaky voices

[daily-pokemon-polls]

You are trying to move into an apartment with your favorite Pokemon. The building is strict about which Pokemon are allowed inside but it’s super affordable. How hard do you think it will be to convince the landlord to let you keep it in the building?

Easy as can be, perfect apartment dweller

Might take some convincing

Basically a coin flip

It will be an uphill battle but I might be able to, while saying goodbye to my deposit

No increased rent, deposit or argument could convince any landlord to let us in

You are trying to move into an apartment with your favorite Pokemon. The building is strict about which Pokemon are allowed inside but it’s super affordable. How hard do you think it will be to convince the landlord to let you keep it in the building?

Easy as can be, perfect apartment dweller

Might take some convincing

Basically a coin flip

It will be an uphill battle but I might be able to

No increased rent, deposit or argument could convince any landlord to let us in

I am the landlord/other/results

Voting ended onMay 15

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to spend a week with the last person/character you googled how is it going

good

bad

great

awful

results

Voting ended onMay 13

[only-cat-memes]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

was your pet expensive?

yes

no

found that goober on the street

got that goober as a gift

i don't have any pets

results

Voting ended onMay 9

[partlysmith]

Assign a gender to prev

🤡

👽

💀

🍖

☢️

👻

🐛

Voting ended onApr 24

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Hey! Spin this wheel of Every Pokémon!

This is now your Pokémon Partner. Whatever you would want to do in the Pokémon world, your Result goes with you. It would be your Ace in Battles and/or contests or they might just help you around with your regular Not-Inherently-Pokémon Job or just hang around your house as your beloved Pet. If you really really want to BE a Pokémon than this is the Pokémon you just turned into.

How are you feeling about it?

HELL YEAH!! THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE POKEMON!!

OH!! I LOVE THIS POKEMON!!

Yeah, this Pokemon is great!!!

This Pokemon is good!!

This Pokemon is nice, but nothing more

...I mean, it could be better

This Pokemon is okay…

I have mixed feelings about this Pokemon…

Not bad, but I’m still kinda disappointed…

Well… it could be worse?

I mean, at least it’s better than NOT having a Pokemon, right?

OH NO THIS IS ACTUALLY WORSE!!

Voting ended onApr 3

[obieros]

*steeples my fingers against each other diabolically* blurr making shockwave extremely uncomfortable nyehe

That piece of linguine doesn’t even know what a compliment is

[diblmetta]

Style/expression doodle dump

[memories-of-ancients]

America's Atlantis: The "Lost" Colony of Roanoke

from Miniminuteman

[thanegreyhaven]

Of for the love of Gawd. Roanoke was NOT LOST. The governor went back to England, got stuck there for a few years and when He came back, everyone was gone ... BUT THEY LEFT A NOTE saying They merged with a nearby Native settlement ... which surprisingly had acquired a number of Blonde-Haired, Blue-Eyed members and children. SHOCKING! I wish people would Shut TF up about this 100% Complete NON-MYSTERY.

[memories-of-ancients]

You pretty much just gave an accurate summary of the video lol