Hiromi's life used to be quiet– nah, jk. He doesn't mind having his ear blown off by you and Nobara.
⤷ series masterlist ┈ hiromi's dad lore
CW. smau / family au / fluff / a very tired dada and his fave yapatron3000 duo
📝 Nobara's poetry entry
Chairs by Nobara
I have chairs set for the people that I love.
A soft, multicolored couch for my friends; their personalities just as bright as the cushions they sink into. Comforting, gentle, and warm just like each and every one of them.
A rocking chair for my grandparents, each creak a quiet tick of time passing by. Its steady sway keeps them company, as they knit a beautiful life with every careful hook and pull.
My mommy sits in an eccentric, beautiful chair as striking and as full of life as she is. Beneath her feet, I’ve laid a fuzzy rug, because life has never been soft to mothers.
The most restful and most thoughtful chair, I’ve saved for my Dada; fit for someone who carries not just our family on his back, but the weight of others, too.
The chairs in my life are few, but each one is chosen with care, built gently from the words of my heart.
💭 Hiromi's takeaways after a yap session
"[...] and then they were doing the footsies under the table! During the meeting!"
→ This is adultery in broad daylight, and the boss' wife should file for divorce and get alimony. Hopefully, she wins and gets the majority of their properties (custody included)
"She's better than me. I would've posted screenshots if you cheated on me, hun."
→ This could be grounds for invasion of privacy, I believe. Better safe than sorry.
"Kris Jenner worked her ass off building an empire. She literally set her kids for life!"
→ I don't understand why my wife is so invested in reality TV... Their legal team is highly commendable, though.
"Dada, how much money would I make if I sell my magic jars for $10? "
→ My god... I hope she doesn't get sued for fraud.
"Your tie's funny today, dada"
→ Felt a bit criminal. Do I really dress that badly?
"This episode is scaring me... Do you think My Melody will die, dada?"
→ Jesus, that Kuromi is dangerously close to having a paper trail of lawsuits behind her. Personally, I would suggest filing for attempted homicide.
🗓️ Hiromi's weekend schedule
7:00 AM — Peace and quiet
8:00 AM — Feed Nobara's cat
8:20 AM — Make breakfast & try not to burn the kitchen
9:00 AM — Drive my wife to work
10:00 AM — Grocery run (return with everything except what was on the list)
11:00 AM — A healthy discussion with Nobara and her cartoons
12:00 NN — Lunch
1:00 PM — Take Nobara to ballet class
1:15 PM — Sit in the waiting area pretending not to cry because she's getting so big
2:30 PM — Ice cream bribe for surviving ballet
3:00 PM — Talk Nobara out of adopting another stray cat
4:00 PM — Family grocery unpacking (mostly supervised by my wife)
5:00 PM — "Help" with whatever DIY project my wife started
BABY DADDY OF THE WEEK .ᐟ
NAME: Hiromi Higuruma JOB: Lawyer
ATTY. HIGURUMA'S DAD LORE:
Hiromi and his wife used to be colleagues at the law firm where he was once a partner
After having Nobara, he decided it would be best to move into corporate law for their family's safety (and his wife's peace of mind)
He's reserved most of the time, only ever stepping out of his comfort zone whenever Nobara wants to do something fun
His growing credentials outside of work include: Father and daughter ballet classes, tea parties every Saturday, and being Dr. Nobara's dying patient, to name a few
Hiromi is firm on having only one child (he says he doesn't know if he can spoil another kid)
HIROMI SAYS: “My wife birthed her mini me. I'm nothing but a host.”
DADA IS UP NEXT! ┈ series masterlist ✩ main masterlist
Warm summer days and a period tracker full of hearts, your boyfriend CHOSO can never get enough of you.
꒰ 18+ MDNI ⋮⌗┆ freaked out & fucked outta their wits ⸝⸝ ass play ⸝⸝ creampie ⸝⸝ nipple play but it's on him ⸝⸝ spitting ⸝⸝ overstimulating each other ꒱
Sex with Choso is very handsy and intimate in the best way possible.
He likes it when your bodies melt together as you lie in bed, oftentimes side by side. Choso has your leg hooked over his hip and your tits pressed against his chest. One hand rests at the back of your neck to deepen the kiss, while the other grips your ass just so he can drill his cock deeper into your cunt.
His fingers dig into your flesh as he moans against your mouth. "She's so fucking wet for me."
"Mhm." You nod, tears brimming at the corners of your eyes from the sheer pleasure. "Kept it tight for you, Cho."
Choso's eyes darken with lust at your words. "Open your mouth. Tongue out."
You obey like a puppy at his command. When he slips two fingers into your mouth, you obediently suck on them with your eyes closed, making sure to coat them with your warm saliva.
His fingers are soon replaced by his mouth, skillfully slipping his tongue past your lips while his wetly prepared fingers find your ass.
Your whimper comes out broken when he pushes a finger inside. "Cho—"
When your walls tighten around his cock, he lets out a deep grunt.
"Fuck, baby." Choso winces at the tightness while continuing to roll his hips into yours. "You might push me out like that."
You immediately shake your head and whine.
"No— no! Don't pull out!" You crash your lips against his, fervently leaving open-mouthed kisses while you beg. "I love you so much— oh my god— want you in me all the time."
He returns your hungry kisses as his arms flex tighter around you, holding you even closer than he already is. "I know, baby. I know. I love you too— I... fuck—"
Choso's lips find your neck, and he leaves marks across your skin that make your eyes roll back. Just the thought of having something visible that proves he owns your body makes you even hornier.
"You're doing me so good." Your mouth parts soundlessly as you gasp for air. "So, so good, Cho."
"This pussy's made for me, huh?" He looks at you through a half-lidded gaze and gives you a tired smirk.
Your tongue flicks across his lips before you smile at him.
"And you're mine." Choso's brain goes haywire when you start fucking yourself senseless on his cock. "Mine mine mine."
"Baby." The word leaves him through gritted teeth. "You're gonna milk me dry."
Your hand cups his jaw as you talk him through it. "Dump all that cum in me, alright?"
It's not only the look on your face or the way you talk that loosens his screws. What's driving him even more insane is the way he can feel himself bulging against your lower stomach.
With every stroke, he feels himself moving in and out of you, and it's pushing him right to the edge of his wits. If it hurts you, he supposes a cute little apology will work. It always does anyway.
"Choso, slow down!" Your nails dig into his shoulders as he continues to jackhammer his cock into your pussy.
"I can't— my hips won't stop." He explains frantically through heavy breaths. "Your pussy feels too good."
"Baby—"
As if your pleas are falling on deaf ears, Choso starts finger fucking your ass deeper, making your tongue fall from your mouth at the overwhelming pleasure your body is receiving.
"Fuck fuck fuck— you like that?" He takes your open mouth as an invitation to spit inside. "M'gonna make you cum so hard, baby."
You swallow his spit and open your mouth again. "Again."
So he spits into your mouth once more. Only this time, his eyes grow wide when you start flicking his nipples. At this point, both of you are fucking each other stupid through pure overstimulation.
"Jesus." He squeezes his eyes shut and rests his sweaty forehead against yours.
"M'gonna suck you clean after you cum," you say, almost sounding innocent.
He nods frantically. "And I'm gonna eat you out so I can remember how we taste."
Choso's embrace tightens around you, and both of you completely lose it as you fuck each other in a greedy pace.
"M'gonna cum, Cho." You mumble, almost in a whisper, and your eyes roll back.
"I might– shit. Might fill you up." His response comes out hoarse as he continuously fucks your already puffy pussy.
Your head spins and your vision turns white when you finally reach your climax. On the other hand, Choso sinks his cock even deeper until the tip kisses your cervix as hot ropes of cum spill from him.
As if that isn't enough, you press your hips further down onto his cock and spasm around it.
"So much... cum," your body shivers as you try to feel how warm his cum is inside of you.
Choso doesn't pull out yet. Instead, he slips his finger from your ass and starts caressing your legs before his hand eventually finds its place on your hip.
"I love you so much. I really do." He mumbles the words with a small, satisfied smile. "I don't think I'll ever get enough of you."
You giggle and tiredly run your hand along his arm. "I love you too, Cho." You smile softly at him, snuggling closer. "M'all yours."
wia says: to be loved is to overstimulate each other be known
hii! i love ur works n all, im js curious y megumi n tsumiki are in the rare pairs when they're siblings?
hope this doesn't sounds rude😓😞
it's because there's body swapping and i'm genuinely lost where to put the whole fic under that's why it's under rare pairs for now but i promise u it's just full on angst and not a sliver of romance in sight between them omg (。•́︿•̀。)
1. Separation-related Obsession (while snickering)
Client remains preoccupied with his ex girlfriend, though his focus is now expressed as playful attention rather than strategic manipulation.
Giving flowers without reason
Ensuring the twins relay favorable comments about him
Makes sure to put his ex girlfriend's current boyfriend through hell
GETO: The twins tell me whenever she's out for a date. Usually doesn't end well. I wonder why.
2. Flirty Interactions (with a wink)
Client frequently initiates situations that are lighthearted, teasing, and overtly flirtatious. Humor and charm are tools to reconnect emotionally. The twins notice his charm but only as “papa being sweet.”
GETO: It's so entertaining whenever she's caught off guard with my advances. It's almost like a fun little game for us.
3. Identity & Playful Control (with a sheepish grin)
Client enjoys the juxtaposition of serious cult leader vs. sly romantic schemer. He deliberately flirts with boundaries to test both his own influence and the reactions of his ex-girlfriend, often framing it as humor, civility, or child-centered care.
GETO: I follow the rules… mostly. But I like to see how much fun I can have bending them a little.
DIAGNOSIS:
Scheming, tempered by humor and charm
Plotting Giggle Syndrome. Client engages fully in co-parenting routines; uses shared custody as a setting for humor, affection, and subtle flirty gestures, observed and enjoyed by the twins innocently.
Strategic Mischief Disorder. Unofficial; patient insists it’s “careful planning to get her back”
Prognosis:
Client demonstrates healthy capacity for connection, attachment, and playful intimacy. Likely to continue using charm as primary means of maintaining closeness.
Dr. Ieiri's Personal Notes:
That Geto.. He’s aware of how audacious this is, and he’s also loving every second of it.
📼 Recorded accounts regarding your previous romantic partners
Name: ███████ Alias: GUY #01
Status: Alive Date Recorded: █████
Transcript Excerpt: Her baby daddy's fucked in the head, seriously. Who the hell sends an after sex update?!
Investigator's Note: Subject appeared visibly distressed while recounting the incident.
Name: ███████ Alias: GUY #02
Status: Alive Date Recorded: █████
Transcript Excerpt: There's something wrong with that guy, but I can never quite put my finger on it. He's weird. Like... weird in a weird way. You get what I'm saying?
Investigator's Note: Subject spent approximately seven minutes attempting to elaborate and ultimately failed to provide a more specific description.
Name: ███████ Alias: GUY #03
Status: Alive Date Recorded: █████
Transcript Excerpt: No, yeah, I think I was a rebound. Clearly, they aren't over each other and probably never will be.
Investigator's Note: Statement was followed by a prolonged sigh.
Name: ███████ Alias: GUY #04
Status: Deceased Date Recorded: █████
Record Status: Unavailable
*No testimony was obtained from Subject GUY #04. Records indicate the individual passed away in 2024 following a freak accident in Shibuya.
Name: ███████ Alias: GUY #05
Status: Missing Date Recorded: █████
Record Status: Unavailable
*No testimony was obtained from Subject GUY #05. Missing person reports indicate the individual was last seen in Narra in March 2023. Their whereabouts remain unknown at the time of filing.
hi! huge fan! i love your baby daddy series so much i refresh my tags hoping there’s an update 💕— i did that today and i saw that someone @/jujutsukisen5656 basically reuploded your masterlist with unverified links 🤢… i just wanted to lyk.
i love you ! can’t wait to see more of your work 🫶🏽
i already reported that acc but a part of me knows that wont do shit this isnt the first time they did it to me or the other writers too
i love love love your jjk family smaus theyre so fun and the little extra bits at the end are so cool to read like wdym im currently reading gojo’s credit card history?? and their emails??😭😭
thank u! im actually having a hard time with smaus bc there's v limited world building & storytelling in it >ᨓ<
Hi ! Not sure if it was a typo but in the new gojo family smau, one of the slides says nobara is the child. Is there two ?? Or just Yuta ??? (Awesome idea btw !! Love this series !!)
it was supposed to be nobara then i changed my mind but couldn't go over to do final edits ꃋᴖꃋ (i'm editing them now tho!)
Satoru likes surprises. He just never expected this one to call him dad.
⤷ series masterlist ┈ satoru's dad lore
CW. smau / family au / cursing / suggestive / fluff / crack / comfort (maybe) / ft. ijichi & higuruma!
📩 Inbox filtered older than a week, archived by Atty. Hiromi Higuruma
To: Hiromi Higuruma <██████████>
From: Satoru Gojo <dastrongest█████>
Subject: A really good question
hey, higuruma!
okay so totally hypothetical not real and definitely not my life.
lets pretend i have a son idk about (crazy, I know) and then let’s say i meet him and he's literally the best kid ever. obviously i start spoiling him because that’s just common sense?!?! .....problem is he's not using gojo????
now this is where my brain starts buffering bc i want him to have my last name but i also don’t want my family jumping me the second i get it done lmfaooo
so in this completely made up situation, how do i /hypothetically/ do that quietly? likeeee no clan drama, no gojo family calling for a divine intervention and all that.
again, purely out of curiosity!! hypothetically!!!! theoretically!!!! blah blah blah. let me know your thoughts! :>
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💰 Satoru's Credit Card Statement
TRANSACTION DESCRIPTION: DAD OF THE YEAR
Loro Piana Compact Wallet – ¥ █████
Arc'teryx Sabre Bib Pants – ¥ █████
Nintendo Switch 2 – ¥ █████
Every Pokémon TCG Expansion Available – ¥ █████
"Mind you, I'm raising a fine young man with refined taste." – Satoru after Yuta hesitantly accepted his gifts.
TRANSACTION DESCRIPTION: (POST) PUSH GIFTS
Tiffany & Co. Victoria – ¥ █████
Dior 2026 Summer Collection – ¥ █████
Alaïa Suede Trench Coat – ¥ █████
Manolo Blahnik D'Orsay Pumps – ¥ █████
"That's too much for you? Wow. The bar is in hell, I'll tell you that." – Satoru after you gave him an earful about his spending habits.
TRANSACTION DESCRIPTION: UNDER THE TABLE TRANSACTIONS
Legal fees billed to Atty. Hiromi Higuruma – ¥ █████
Performance bonus billed to Kiyotaka Ijichi – ¥ █████
Personal investigation report billed to Yu Haibara – ¥ █████
Secret civil wedding wired to Masamichi Yaga – ¥ █████
"I can hear my parents sighing all the way from here." – Satoru after getting the 'we need to talk' text from his parents.
wia says: so sorry for the typos and all. i went through a lot with this update ;_; [/EDIT: FUCKIN FIXED IT IM SRY]
Can't explain why but to me it would be medium to large funny if Tsumiki's (boy)friend from the Fushiguro smau was Ryo and around the Fushiguro fam he becomes Choso 2.0 before reverting to his real self in papamin's angels XD
damn i rly missed an opportunity with dat (but also that would make it a rare pair, no?) he gets his own arc anyway where he's "kinder" loool