1. Separation-related Obsession (while snickering)
Client remains preoccupied with his ex girlfriend, though his focus is now expressed as playful attention rather than strategic manipulation.
Giving flowers without reason
Ensuring the twins relay favorable comments about him
Makes sure to put his ex girlfriend's current boyfriend through hell
GETO: The twins tell me whenever she's out for a date. Usually doesn't end well. I wonder why.
2. Flirty Interactions (with a wink)
Client frequently initiates situations that are lighthearted, teasing, and overtly flirtatious. Humor and charm are tools to reconnect emotionally. The twins notice his charm but only as “papa being sweet.”
GETO: It's so entertaining whenever she's caught off guard with my advances. It's almost like a fun little game for us.
3. Identity & Playful Control (with a sheepish grin)
Client enjoys the juxtaposition of serious cult leader vs. sly romantic schemer. He deliberately flirts with boundaries to test both his own influence and the reactions of his ex-girlfriend, often framing it as humor, civility, or child-centered care.
GETO: I follow the rules… mostly. But I like to see how much fun I can have bending them a little.
DIAGNOSIS:
Scheming, tempered by humor and charm
Plotting Giggle Syndrome. Client engages fully in co-parenting routines; uses shared custody as a setting for humor, affection, and subtle flirty gestures, observed and enjoyed by the twins innocently.
Strategic Mischief Disorder. Unofficial; patient insists it’s “careful planning to get her back”
Prognosis:
Client demonstrates healthy capacity for connection, attachment, and playful intimacy. Likely to continue using charm as primary means of maintaining closeness.
Dr. Ieiri's Personal Notes:
That Geto.. He’s aware of how audacious this is, and he’s also loving every second of it.
📼 Recorded accounts regarding your previous romantic partners
Name: ███████ Alias: GUY #01
Status: Alive Date Recorded: █████
Transcript Excerpt: Her baby daddy's fucked in the head, seriously. Who the hell sends an after sex update?!
Investigator's Note: Subject appeared visibly distressed while recounting the incident.
Name: ███████ Alias: GUY #02
Status: Alive Date Recorded: █████
Transcript Excerpt: There's something wrong with that guy, but I can never quite put my finger on it. He's weird. Like... weird in a weird way. You get what I'm saying?
Investigator's Note: Subject spent approximately seven minutes attempting to elaborate and ultimately failed to provide a more specific description.
Name: ███████ Alias: GUY #03
Status: Alive Date Recorded: █████
Transcript Excerpt: No, yeah, I think I was a rebound. Clearly, they aren't over each other and probably never will be.
Investigator's Note: Statement was followed by a prolonged sigh.
Name: ███████ Alias: GUY #04
Status: Deceased Date Recorded: █████
Record Status: Unavailable
*No testimony was obtained from Subject GUY #04. Records indicate the individual passed away in 2024 following a freak accident in Shibuya.
Name: ███████ Alias: GUY #05
Status: Missing Date Recorded: █████
Record Status: Unavailable
*No testimony was obtained from Subject GUY #05. Missing person reports indicate the individual was last seen in Narra in March 2023. Their whereabouts remain unknown at the time of filing.
hi! huge fan! i love your baby daddy series so much i refresh my tags hoping there’s an update 💕— i did that today and i saw that someone @/jujutsukisen5656 basically reuploded your masterlist with unverified links 🤢… i just wanted to lyk.
i love you ! can’t wait to see more of your work 🫶🏽
i already reported that acc but a part of me knows that wont do shit this isnt the first time they did it to me or the other writers too
i love love love your jjk family smaus theyre so fun and the little extra bits at the end are so cool to read like wdym im currently reading gojo’s credit card history?? and their emails??😭😭
thank u! im actually having a hard time with smaus bc there's v limited world building & storytelling in it >ᨓ<
Hi ! Not sure if it was a typo but in the new gojo family smau, one of the slides says nobara is the child. Is there two ?? Or just Yuta ??? (Awesome idea btw !! Love this series !!)
it was supposed to be nobara then i changed my mind but couldn't go over to do final edits ꃋᴖꃋ (i'm editing them now tho!)
Satoru likes surprises. He just never expected this one to call him dad.
⤷ series masterlist ┈ satoru's dad lore
CW. smau / family au / cursing / suggestive / fluff / crack / comfort (maybe) / ft. ijichi & higuruma!
📩 Inbox filtered older than a week, archived by Atty. Hiromi Higuruma
To: Hiromi Higuruma <██████████>
From: Satoru Gojo <dastrongest█████>
Subject: A really good question
hey, higuruma!
okay so totally hypothetical not real and definitely not my life.
lets pretend i have a son idk about (crazy, I know) and then let’s say i meet him and he's literally the best kid ever. obviously i start spoiling him because that’s just common sense?!?! .....problem is he's not using gojo????
now this is where my brain starts buffering bc i want him to have my last name but i also don’t want my family jumping me the second i get it done lmfaooo
so in this completely made up situation, how do i /hypothetically/ do that quietly? likeeee no clan drama, no gojo family calling for a divine intervention and all that.
again, purely out of curiosity!! hypothetically!!!! theoretically!!!! blah blah blah. let me know your thoughts! :>
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💰 Satoru's Credit Card Statement
TRANSACTION DESCRIPTION: DAD OF THE YEAR
Loro Piana Compact Wallet – ¥ █████
Arc'teryx Sabre Bib Pants – ¥ █████
Nintendo Switch 2 – ¥ █████
Every Pokémon TCG Expansion Available – ¥ █████
"Mind you, I'm raising a fine young man with refined taste." – Satoru after Yuta hesitantly accepted his gifts.
TRANSACTION DESCRIPTION: (POST) PUSH GIFTS
Tiffany & Co. Victoria – ¥ █████
Dior 2026 Summer Collection – ¥ █████
Alaïa Suede Trench Coat – ¥ █████
Manolo Blahnik D'Orsay Pumps – ¥ █████
"That's too much for you? Wow. The bar is in hell, I'll tell you that." – Satoru after you gave him an earful about his spending habits.
TRANSACTION DESCRIPTION: UNDER THE TABLE TRANSACTIONS
Legal fees billed to Atty. Hiromi Higuruma – ¥ █████
Performance bonus billed to Kiyotaka Ijichi – ¥ █████
Personal investigation report billed to Yu Haibara – ¥ █████
Secret civil wedding wired to Masamichi Yaga – ¥ █████
"I can hear my parents sighing all the way from here." – Satoru after getting the 'we need to talk' text from his parents.
wia says: so sorry for the typos and all. i went through a lot with this update ;_; [/EDIT: FUCKIN FIXED IT IM SRY]
Can't explain why but to me it would be medium to large funny if Tsumiki's (boy)friend from the Fushiguro smau was Ryo and around the Fushiguro fam he becomes Choso 2.0 before reverting to his real self in papamin's angels XD
damn i rly missed an opportunity with dat (but also that would make it a rare pair, no?) he gets his own arc anyway where he's "kinder" loool
Kento is a hardworking man who gets things done at work. Ironically, the only thing he can’t manage is getting his boys to behave.
⤷ series masterlist ┈ kento's dad lore
CW. smau / family au / cursing / fluff / crack / bickering, chaotic siblings
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From: Kento Nanami <██████████>
Subject: Out of Office
Good day,
I am currently on a scheduled vacation with my family in Osaka and will have limited access to email and may not be able to respond promptly.
Kindly contact the appropriate department head for assistance should you have any urgent concerns.
Thank you for your understanding.
Best regards,
Kento Nanami
P.S. Free cookies for everyone on Thursday, courtesy of my wife’s bakery, in celebration of our son getting into his dream college. Thank you.
📹 Interview clips with the Nanami family
Papa on managing his expectations
KENTO: My wife and I have no expectations for our boys, but they always find ways to surprise us, and that makes me really proud. Feels like we've done an amazing job parenting.
Mama gets sentimental over her boys
YOU: I look at the 3 of them and wonder, when did they get so... grown?! Ryo used to ask us to read him bedtime stories. Choso has always been such a darling and so reliable. Oh, and we always found Yuji's appetite a bit funny for a 3-year-old!
The boys on who's the favorite
RYO: Clearly I'm the favorite. I'm the only one who has a second name. Tell me that doesn't have some undertones of favoritism. Go on, change my mind.
CHOSO: I don't think our parents have favorites. I mean, at least not to me. Never really felt it. Though I do have to say we probably each have our own unique ways of getting them to say yes to our small requests.
YUJI: If I'm not the favorite, then why are we going to Osaka when it was my idea? Hm? Hasn't clicked in any of their heads yet, huh?
📱 Kento's only note on the Notes App
Daily affirmations
The quality of my life is the quality of my communication.
I listen to understand, not to respond.
I appreciate all the small things in my life because my children will never count the times I failed.
Mama and I will live a long, happy life together until our hair shares the same shade of grey.
My children will be successful in whatever endeavors they choose, and their chosen paths will bring them joy.