two trucks divorced

he/him, 24

[johanrapper]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[daily-spooky]

[codecicle-archive]

[himynameisemail]

[coughloop]

Sorry man I didn't know

[suntara]

my favorite love language is trying, actually

[suntara]

like when people try to learn your hobbies or try to play the same sports that you play in an effort to get closer to you, people who try to love you the way you love people, people who will go to places you want to visit just for your sake, people remembering, putting in an effort. just. trying

[sacred-portal]

[prokopetz]

You're on a goon squad. What's your role?

Gangly beanpole who keeps hitting their head on low-hanging obstacles

Taciturn shortarse carrying a comical number of hidden weapons on their person

Flamboyant rowdy who tries to solo the hero and gets their ass kicked every time

Big talker who knows lots of complicated words, but uses them incorrectly

Persnickety authoritarian who becomes increasingly unhinged as things go wrong

Hulking slab of beef who's surprisingly well-read on an odd but useful topic

Unassuming one who all the other goons are nervous around for no clear reason

Obnoxious braggart who screams and runs away whenever things get rough

Thug whose entire personality revolves around their extremely impractical weapon

Ambiguously queer sadist with an unplaceable foreign accent

Person who says "yeah!"

Other (specify)

Voting ended onJun 5, 2024

[not-a-kidney-deactivated2024041]

who up rigging they mortis

[crimeboys-deactivated20250719]

why does every job want you to have a drivers license… cant you want me for my loving nature

[levitatingfeline]

and my happy little penis

[crimeboys-deactivated20250719]

and my happy little penis

[beckyblah]

Hey man, if next time I see you and you’re not you… I love you man.

[getmoneysmokeweedninja4161-deac]

im FACKING sorry alright

[bashcrandicoot]

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

[utwo]

Greenland Polar Iceberg Travel

© K. Tsarev 

[sovietnam]

[seraphex]

i like pd bc they introduce ashe as a quiet awkward kid that just wants to help people and make the world a better place and then a few episodes later he beats a guy to death

[seraphex]

[randbitb]

[moonfruito]

have not stopped thinking about this moment btw. i will surely have coherent thoughts and contributions after a while but i am just. processing. god. you don't get it vyncent struggles with his words so much it is so hard for him to express his feelings so he always chooses to express himself through his actions instead. "i'm not going to leave you now i'm here" is as good as a declaration for him. the devotion to keeping william safe from himself, the assertion that he is going to be by his side in spite of everything that william has done and is going to do. vyncent headbutted the guard without a second thought because william asked him to. vyncent punched david because he hurt william and didn't care. vyncent yelling at william's parents because will asked him to get them out of the room for the conversation. will's mother calling vyncent his bodyguard. the absoluteness with which vyncent stays resolutely with william throughout the episode because he failed to do it before. william has been his worst self and vyncent saw it, and he chose to stay when william said he was going to do it again. william tried to push vyncent away. he was about to do the only thing that he did to xavier that vyncent truly did not know the extent of. vyncent chose to stay. vyncent has seen the worst and most twisted parts of william, insisted on seeing them, and at the end of it all, the last line of the episode before bizly calls it is condi saying "i follow behind." and the thing is william recognises how significant it is that vyncent is saying he won't leave. he chokes up. he has to repeat it to himself to process it. and of course it means a lot to him in the sense of his friend who has seen the most fucked up parts of him staying by his side and refusing to let him be alone in his mistakes, but this is also the guy he's half in love with. and somehow, in spite of everything, he's not fucked it. i don't think vyncent is conscious, fully, or maybe is trying not to be aware, of why he so committed to william. i don't think william is in a state where he can even comprehend how much vyncent cares for him. i don't know if he consciously recognises what vyncent means when he says this. but the significance is not lost on him.