A Work In Progress.

This is just all over the place

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

This is a headline on an actual news website.

[babsthekid]

These Beach Boys lyrics are different than i remember

[rhapsody-under-pressure]

[hyperionangel]

if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldn’t just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezos’ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money

[hyperionangel]

pros of this plan:

the genie won’t be conjuring up large sums of money for me, thus inflating the economy by flooding it and lowering the value of the dollar

i could make it part of the deal that the money is transferred to me legally, so it doesn’t just look like i suspiciously came into a lot of money

i looked up the amount it’s $135 billion like yeah that would look suspicious if i just took that money from jeff bezos

contrary to popular opinion i would leave jeff bezos with enough money to support himself and his family, perhaps even thrive, such as $100 000 a year. that way capitalists won’t make him into a martyr and he has nothing to complain about

i distribute a lot of the wealth instinctively to charities that make a difference globally, because Fuck national borders

i leave $100 tips at every restaurant i go to

i will not spend the money on ridiculous things like extra houses or yachts or sports cars because i am a reasonable human being who understands that literally none of that matters

i’ll use my second genie wish to make sure amazon hires a new ceo that is charitable and generous and also believes in human rights

and then i’ll use my third wish to free the genie. i’ve seen aladdin duh

cons of this plan:

i do not know any genies

[christianhubicki]

love my boys in plaid

[faggottt]

Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”

Me: “ok”

Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

[mistermaxwellboucherdieasilived]

"even fate picks its favorites" is such a raw fucking line so it's no surprise that it comes from the cinematic masterpiece Megamind (2010)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[genderoftheday]

[massivelimestonecube]

today’s the day

[mysillycomics]

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

[oberynmartell]

[bladesrunner]

+ BONUS

IRON MAN 3 2013 | DIR. SHANE BLACK

[emilysblunt]

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006)

[beachdeath]

[enraged-chihuahua]

no dialogue but i’m laughing my ass off

[stenchy-wench]

so apparently John Mulaney was Aesop in 500 B.C

[baumguy]

John Mulaney being the modern form of the immortal Aesop isn’t a take I expected, but it’s a take I can get behind.

[thatnoulguyorsomething]

Take me down to Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls be pretty, didn’t make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your ass gets dumb ooO I’ve! Become so numb! I can feel you there!

[brawltogethernow]

You’ve exactly captured the way my brain processes songs.

[xspilledcoffeepoetryx-deactivat]

Everybody shut up I'm sinking into a daydream universe where I'm loved and nothing is wrong

[driverdaily]

Adam Driver and Azhy Robertson behind the scenes of Marriage Story