To being an us for once, instead of a them.

Skyler. 26.  Queer as a $3 bill.  Genderfluid. Married to the love of my life.

[strangeparker]

christian memes are a thing I wasn’t ready to stumble upon

[excdus]

[a-writers-insanity]

Re-blog if you can write in cursive.

I heard cursive is dying. I want to see who still uses it.

[lolipoploveify]

[sadobama]

“youre old enough to make appointments yourself now”

[renaissancepalette-deactivated2]

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

However you think this story will end is wrong

[wardenmcpherson]

Why does this keep happening to him? Did the cars find out about Christine?!

[justfurbythings]

Waiting for the midnight train going anywhere

[humorrelated]

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

[coyotl-io]

is matt mercer fucking ok

[avidneopian]

Wait they have a mansion?

[roll-for-anal-circumference]

That was likely right after Scientology bought half the company.

[thetruerarkher]

Excuse me

[tastefullyoffensive]

[love-personal]

[stunningpicture]

[sidlolly-deactivated20170521]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

[oneheadtoanother]

[raccoonshuffle]

Her foundation is wrong and she needs a good undereye concealer.