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Emily Prentiss is a dominant top with men, and a submissive bottom with women. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, in this essay I will -

#i scream as they drag me into the asylum #emily prentiss #criminal minds

Jade, Cat and Tori are basically Wednesday, Agnes and Enid. Change my mind.

#netflix wednesday #victorious #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wednesday x enid #agnes demille #jade west #cat valentine #tori vega #catorade #agnes x enid #wednesday x agnes x enid

Imagine…found family, but the family you find keeps end up being blood related because a 51st Century sex fiend never learnt the concept of 20th Century protection.

#doctor who #torchwood #marvel #agents of shield #criminal minds #victorious #law and order svu #hannibal #ncis #jurassic park #jurassic world #The Haven Files

Imagine…Captain Jack Harkness with more kids than he can count on both hands because this 51st Century sex fiend has no concept of 20th Century protection.

#doctor who #torchwood #captain jack harkness #The Haven Files

Imagine…Olivia Benson without abandonment issues 👀

#law and order svu #olivia benson #The Haven Files

Imagine…Tony Stark and Emily Prentiss as childhood best friends/sometimes lovers/“we accidentally got married in Vegas that one time and never got divorced”/gay best friends/“yes we have children together but we’re not together”

#marvel #criminal minds #iron man #tony stark #emily prentiss #The Haven Files

Imagine…Leroy Jethro Gibbs accidentally adopting teenaged assassins.

#ncis #leroy jethro gibbs #ziva david #marvel #natasha romanoff #yelena belova #maria hill #The Haven Files

Imagine…Natasha Romanoff and Ziva David as sisters.

#marvel #ncis #ziva david #natasha romanoff #The Haven Files

Imagine…it’s Bensler but better.

#law and order svu #olivia benson #kathy stabler #ryan #The Haven Files

Imagine…Will Graham and Olivia Benson as close friends, besties, roommates, colleagues, anything but lovers.

#law and order svu #hannibal #hannigram #olivia benson #will graham #The Haven Files

Imagine…Olivia Benson and Hannibal Lecter as best friends.

#law and order svu #hannibal #olivia benson #hannibal lecter #The Haven Files

Imagine…Spencer Reid and Tony Stark as brothers.