Daisy, Dear

pathetic and wet looking / dyke / 21 ghost blog: @gogodollie

[passionpeachy]

locket yuri

[wellsbering]

imagine your ex who you haven't seen in a decade (since he stole your car) shows up at your house. in the car. the one he stole from you. it looks like shit. your ex asks you to fix the broken car. then he tells you that the hot girl with him and his buddy (the one that helped him steal the car) is his new girlfriend. she is a member of the royal family and she looks capable of murdering you AND your ex with rage alone. you try to say hi. she does not say hi. no one admits it out loud, but you get the feeling that they're all running from the cops and they all want to hide out in YOUR house.

this is what happened to lando calrissian in the empire strikes back

[ihexu]

rare soviet-era cheburashka dolls

[teetheater333]

stalk (teeth eater)

[andpierres]

you should have seen me a couple of years ago!

[pornochrist]

[petaltexturedskies]

Frank Dicksee, Portrait of Lady Hillingdon (1905) — detail

[oldmanpusspuss]

genuinely how it feels posting some fuckass thing nobody else gaf about

[fairycosmos]

tapping the glass on your cage Hiiiii

pretending to be dead

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[demo-de-heo]

mam and dad??

[mashpotatoe]

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

[markovchaingang]

we must protect the sanctity of divorce

[rotnitemare]

No one can convince me that Cardi is not the type of person who'd go around sniffing all the scented candles in a shop.

You also can't persuade me to believe that he never went shopping alongside Sister, and that she never joined him (or led him) in these sniffing sessions. And that if Nihil ever tagged along, he stood around looking bored and sullen and trying not to look curious.

Also: Cardi absolutely loves nice-smelling things (like some of the candles) and a bit of pampering. He gets excited every time he goes to buy deodorant, soap, etc. and sees a new scent. He sniffs it, and if he likes it, he buys it for himself as a treat alongside his usual. He has so many varieties of scented shower products on the go at once that the shelves are packed, and he's had to arrange some neatly on the floor instead.

It's a good thing he only shops in cheap stores. "Pamper smart, not expensive!" or some such.

He's developed a sixth sense for whether a cheap product will be of decent quality or just... cheap. Gets a thrill whenever he's right about a product being of excellent quality despite its price.

Experiences second-hand embarrassment whenever Sister or Nihil try to make use of this sixth sense for their own benefit. He has a vivid imagination, and he really doesn't like being reminded that they don't always have their clothes on. Ew.

(He still tries his best to help, though. He's got to earn their approval if he's ever to become the first non-Bloodline papa (LOL). Plus, Sister's very nice to Cardi, and Nihil is very stinky when he gets bad deodorant in summer. It's those swelteringly thick robes that he refuses to ever take off...)

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool